"Psssst! Hey lady; you work at the Gweden Brothel?"

he was green with envy.

All captions would be fitting, but the goes to Renee for the one which made me laugh the most.

Hey thanks Lopov. I always love cake.

Caption this?

Just wanted to play ring around the rosie with the other kids...

How about you let me get some clothes on before you pick another fight with me?

"Look, I can understand how you feel, if someone stole your bra and panties, but it wasn't me, okay? It wasn't me. It. Wasn't. Me. Now begone! Shoo! Shoo!"

"Give me back my armor, or else!"

Lolz to all, but I have to go with Acadian this time. Choosing the next participant is really tough!

Thanks, Renee!

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Buffy in the buff...
Kitties oh so tough
Want to get to me?
You'll have to get by these.

I'll then have all your stuff!

It's not the place that matters, it's the company that you treasure.

And here I thought only Conan moved with Tigerish grace...

Buffy: "Okay, okay! One more back-scratch each; but then I have to get back to weaving these vines!"

"I dunno, won't they get a bit annoyed when they find out you tied their tails together?"

Buffy and the (Literal) Pussycats

Thank you all for the wonderful and clever captions!

That said, Renee stole our heart by crafting a poem for Buffy.

Your Renee!

Aw, that's so lovely. Thanks for the cake. Now how come whenever I try to do poetry in real-life my daughter rolls her eyes and laughs at me?

Here's one of Janet, my Talon Company merc from 2017, in her specialized home. It's rated R I guess, hope that's not a problem. Imgur doesn't seem to allow blur tools anymore.

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"Check my new toilet!"

"Oh dear, I forgot to get the towel first...again."

And I'm completely invisible against this pink background ... right?

Lolz to all. I'm going with mALX this time. Indeed I can just imagine that cold walk out of that tub! Janet's bunker is supposed to be underground after all.

Wow, thanks Renee! Okay, Caption This:



https://imgur.com/ZE7H6F0

Miss had a somewhat brilliant idea that decorating the bunker with salvaged Chippendale furniture would warm the place up.

Lopoved dresser.

"I see, so the place comes with free utilities, all lights and dirty water sink included? Very nice. And 200 caps is all you ask? Sweet. Well, I think all we gotta do is sign some paperwork and--- HEY... whoa. Hello. Sexy Sleepwear."

I gotta give the cake to Haute on this one! Your turn, Haute!!!

Taken at the last Jester's Festival . . . take it away!

Annual livery meeting of the Uniform Society of Non-conformists.

Are we all ready for our demonstration of haute école?

The piggie couldn't believe, that for a change, his head wasn't on a pike.

Silly English ka-nigits!

Announcer: "The horses are at the starting gate..."

All your responses had me chortling quite heartily, from ghastly's iconic irony to SubRosa's Pythonesque reference.

But I have to give the to Acadian for his nod to the meaning of my gaming handle . . .

Take it away, Dame Buffy!

Thank you, Rider!

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"A little eye of newt...
A little tongue of bat..."

The hard part with these levitation potions is holding the bowl down.

Buffy: "Okay, now the pie recipe called for a cup of salt..."


*Stir, stir, stir*


"Er...or was it sugar? Uh oh, maybe Acadian should taste this before I feed it to the guests..."

"Keebler Elf" they call me. "Go bake me some Tollhouse Cookies, elf! ... I'll show them! Wait'll they have a taste of nightshade in their batter!"

"I really should put on some apron next time I'm cooking."

Thanks for the wonderful captions, all! Renee got the biggest move on my chuckle meter with her grumbling Keebler elf caption.

Your turn, Renee!

Excellent cake there Acadian. Are you seeing a lot of grasshoppers where you are?

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Hilda: "You mean like this?"

Naomi the Dance Instructor: "No, no; Hilda! You will crush the poor man with your arms so tight around him! He is not a goat you are carrying to the slaughter! Okay, now watch me. See how light my embrace is? Okay, now close your eyes ... (hums song) and envision Count Skingrad sweeping you around the ballroom floor..."

"Hey, don't fall asleep on me! We've only just begun!"

These eyes... cry every night, for you...

Aww... I thought Lovin' Spoonful did These Eyes. That's so touching. Share the Land is probably my favorite Guess Who song, btw.

And Lol at your dance instructor story there, mALX. Because yes, Renee Gade III is a gifted warrior, who is probably not so great with dancing.

Lopov really knocked me down this time though. Yeah, she does look like she's falling asleep. In fact she's probably drunk!

Thanks Renee!

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Female: "You've been hanging around with that darn 'Smokey Joe' again, haven't you!"

Okay ten more paces then these silly shades must go. ¡Qué chica tan tonta!

I assume that's all we're going to get, so thanks to both girls, but I need to give the to mALX for the reference!