It seems this was pretty funny, but since I don´t get it I´m gonna give the to Lopov this time

Here you go, mirocu:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damocles#Sword_of_Damocles

SubRosa was making a play on "The Sword of Damocles" - a rivetingly well written story that ended up becoming a symbol for ominous prediction of trouble ahead for a person.

Here is an article that explains it best, better than I can:


http://www.history.com/news/ask-history/wh...ord-of-damocles

Thanks, guys. I understand it now but I´ll give the to Lopov this time anyways

Oh no, I wasn't suggesting you change your decision at all !!!! No, no - just thought you wanted to know what it was! I would never even think of wanting you to change your decision !!!!

Thanks, mirocu.

Caption this!

That's Hieronymus Lex, the screenshot was taken during the TG quest where you have to steal tax records from his office, and Manuin decided to pull a prank on the Watch Captain.

Morning Surprises

I dreamed of grocery shopping last night.

"And the moral to this story is: Don´t drink and buy groceries"

"Oh, I've noticed, but I'm waiting for the Tamika's 399 before I wake up."

is yours.

Let's stay in Cyrodiil. Since this one isn't eligible for the Where Am I? thread ...

Caption this.

Bartender: "I used to have the same robe. But then I cut it here and there to make it more comfortable."

"And I swear to you, Clark's staff was this big after that potion you concocted..."

"I used to be modest like you, then I took some scissors to the robe"

Even the bartender's skimpy outfit couldn't distract the mage from her invisible bag of popcorn.

It's about time to pick...

I'll give this one to mALX (even though Clark's the manager, and they are his staff, which adds yet another meaning).

for you!

BWAAHAA! Thanks, Ghastley! Okay, Caption This!




http://i.imgur.com/osFPrr7.png

Bones, wings, tails. . . if you got 'em, shake 'em!

"Sorry, fellas. The music video to "Thriller" was shot a long time ago"

The Tales and Tallows party lasted well past dawn, and then Dino ran off with a dancer’s leg bone.

"Wow! Last time I tried this, all I got was rats."

The DeadHeads are in town!

That one stood out above the rest, and that wasn't easy to do! The cake is yours, SubRosa! (of course, it has nothing to do with the fact that I am/have always been a "Dead head," lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YSTeJOxiaw




Here, you get a special Jerry Garcia cake for that answer:

Here is one from Hecate's recent adventures that could use a caption

"I'm not sure what this thing in my hand is. It appears to be an analogue version of a pip-boy, or something like that."

"Sophia just sat there when she learned they still used 56K modem in the public library"

The Arlington Library had hired a full staff; including security - yet I still couldn't get anyone to help me; and I was the only customer in line...grumble grumble...

Hecate enjoyed reading the adventures of Buttercup.

"Well, then let's read this fabled Alesia Ottus' Guide to the Capital Wasteland..."

Since there are no more players, I am going to pass the to Lopov for his clever inclusion of Alessia Ottus and her city guides. Take it away Lopov!

Thank you!

Caption this...

So many women, so little time.

"Pardon me if I don't get up, but I might never find this chair again."

They all have those bumps...

When the two women approached him simultaneously and olffered to "bring him upstairs and show him a good time;" both had a militant gleam in their eyes, rather than the seductive one that would have been usual under these circumstances.

He had a bad feeling that, whichever he chose; the outcome would be a fight between the two before any good time could be had. His choice would be best made by who he thought might win the battle unscathed and able rather than the more personally desirable.

Sadly, he forced his eyes to look away from the large round melons on "Bettina the Buxom" and chose the larger and fierce faced angular form of "Mavis the Brawler," wishing he had the stones to request a discount...

Oy´m a lucky dog, oy am!

It wasn't easy to pick a winner, so in the end I decided that the caption which resembles Oberon's thoughts in that situation most accurately, gets the cake.

And so the goes to Acadian, because that pic was taken during the peak of the Oblivion Crisis and while Oberon'd like to stay with the girls, he was too busy with closing gates to Oblivion and saving Tamriel.

Aww, thanks, Lopov! I'm literally almost out the door for my trip out of town and am afraid I can't do justice to this at the moment. Rather than letting it languish until I'm back, I'd like to do is toss things open to anyone who has a nice screenshot in need of a caption!

I understand, and in that case I think mirocu deserves the because deciding between these two captions was the difficult part since both resemble Oberon's thoughts.

Yay! Time for another Lothie pic!


Caption me!



(Have I used this one before? )

"Near a tree by a boulder
there's a hole in the ground
where a Dark Elf of Bruma
goes around and around..."

Did a giant sit here?

They say if you dig far enough, you'll reach Pyandonea.

"Yesterday it was those crop circles; now this. It feels like Nirn itself is trying to send me some kind of a message..."

Hard to decide, but I have to go with Lopov. I´m just a sucker for music

Oh thank you!

Caption this, as Blondie's being overwhelmed by Fiends.

Like shooting Fiends in a barrel.

Fiend: "I said dance! Dance or I'll shoot!"

KABOOM!

Blondie: "Well, it works best if we form a circle; but okay. Watch what I do: 'You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out; you put your right foot in, then you shake it all about..."

"Okay! Okay!...We don't need more Alvin and The Chipmunks films!"...