Lopov
Mar 5 2025, 08:49 AM
"Do you think he's cold?"
Lena Wolf
Mar 5 2025, 12:52 PM
QUOTE(macole @ Mar 3 2025, 10:54 PM)

"It's the quiet ones that you have to watch! He'll jump up when you least expect it!"
Kane
Mar 5 2025, 02:48 PM
Poor guy doesn't even have a closed coffin. Can't have *bleep* in the void!
Renee
Mar 5 2025, 04:47 PM

@ these!
mirocu
Mar 5 2025, 05:31 PM
"Just give him a shield and a sword and let him defend the castle. He'll be fine"
macole
Mar 8 2025, 03:36 AM
QUOTE(Kane @ Mar 5 2025, 07:48 AM)

Poor guy doesn't even have a closed coffin. Can't have *bleep* in the void!
Thanks so many great captions. I'll give the

to Kane.
Kane
Mar 11 2025, 02:33 PM
Ooh, thanks!!
I was going to stick with the skeleton theme, but
(caption) this picture of Helia makes me laugh.
mirocu
Mar 11 2025, 06:04 PM
*girl on right*
"Fine. You DON'T have something on your face then. Hmpf"
Renee
Mar 12 2025, 03:15 PM
I like how you have A Matter of Time set up. That takes a while to do, right? Getting everything arranged to your liking.
Wow, look at the hips on the lady in brown.

I love that. Got some girth!

Her face is pretty, too.
My caption: Here's what happens when we neglect to get Tamriel's equivalent to a magical cure for measles...

[meh, I like the 'Rocu's caption better.]
Lena Wolf
Mar 12 2025, 03:27 PM
Who's your tattoo artist? Remind me to avoid him like the plague...
Lopov
Mar 12 2025, 09:12 PM
"It takes more than some mud on your face to pose as a Forsworn."
macole
Mar 13 2025, 05:19 AM
Adventurer on right thinking, "Why can't I get a follower like that?"
Kane
Mar 17 2025, 01:38 PM
QUOTE(Lopov @ Mar 12 2025, 04:12 PM)

"It takes more than some mud on your face to pose as a Forsworn."

She definitely wouldn't look out of place in the Reach!
QUOTE(Renee @ Mar 12 2025, 10:15 AM)

I like how you have A Matter of Time set up. That takes a while to do, right? Getting everything arranged to your liking.
It does take some initial doing, but I got the date/time where I like it a couple years ago and just wrote down the offsets I used in the MCM.
QUOTE(Renee @ Mar 12 2025, 10:15 AM)

Wow, look at the hips on the lady in brown.

I love that. Got some girth!

Her face is pretty, too.
That's Remiel (with a looks overhaul, and a body shape I chose) and she is one of the best custom follower mods out there! I try to vary body types with NPCs as much as possible - I have over 300 Bodyslide presets installed and running with OBody NG to distribute them randomly. No two NPCs bodies look alike in my game, lol.
Lopov
Mar 17 2025, 08:45 PM
Thanks!
Caption
this golfing pic from the Mojave Desert.
mirocu
Mar 17 2025, 08:52 PM
"No, I have no bar of gold to bet! You're NOT Goldfinger and I am NOT James Bond!"
Lena Wolf
Mar 17 2025, 10:14 PM
What's my handicap? I ain't got a tail!
Renee
Mar 18 2025, 12:19 AM
Hey you slimy monster I said PITCHING WEDGE! Not my five iron!
Lopov
Mar 20 2025, 01:38 PM
QUOTE(Renee @ Mar 18 2025, 12:19 AM)

Hey you slimy monster I said PITCHING WEDGE! Not my five iron!

for Renee!
Renee
Mar 21 2025, 05:44 PM
Thanks Lopov. Hey, what in the world was going on in that pic?
Caption this!Optional: In that picture, my red-haired paladin just finished Knights of the Nine. In her game, she forced the Jemane brothers to follow her around for months instead of just returning them to Weatherleah. They were always bugging her to take them to their home!

But the idea was: she wanted an entourage to travel with. Without mods, this was the best I could do.
So you all can consider this for the caption, if you want.
mirocu
Mar 21 2025, 05:46 PM
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
Lena Wolf
Mar 21 2025, 06:15 PM
Damn, I should not have picked twins! Which is which now?
Lopov
Mar 21 2025, 09:31 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2025, 05:46 PM)

"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
macole
Mar 22 2025, 05:30 PM
“Rat stew again?” complained Reynald.
“I’ll never hire this red-headed gal as a tour guide again,” declared Guilbert.
Renee
Mar 22 2025, 06:25 PM

to all three responses, but gotta give it to the Crow.

The game version is
QUOTE
"You have but to lead us to Weatherleah. Are you ready to show us the way to Weatherleah yet?"
"You have but to lead us to Weatherleah. Are you ready to show us the way to Weatherleah yet?"
"You have but to lead us to Weatherleah. Are you ready to show us the way to Weatherleah yet?"
"You have but to lead us to Weatherleah. Are you ready to show us the way to Weatherleah yet?"
"You have but to lead us to Weatherleah. Are you ready to show us the way to Weatherleah yet?"
Also: notice one of the Jemanes has a sword in that pic. That's the Crusader's Sword!

Dyan threw the Crusader's Sword on the ground before going in some fort and when she came out, there was a fight going on. One of the Jemanes grabbed the sword and began fighting! After the fight was over, there was no way to get the weapon back.

No console commands or Inventory mods on PS3, ya know? Kind of a funny, ironic twist near the end of her story.
I think she did take them back to Weatherleah eventually. She then headed to Bruma and retired.
mirocu
Mar 22 2025, 06:52 PM
QUOTE(Renee @ Mar 22 2025, 06:25 PM)


to all three responses, but gotta give it to the Crow.

Thanks! When seeing the pic and reading your backstory I immediately got the image of two kids in the back of a car chanting "Are we there yet?" in unison over and over

I like the idea of Dyan retiring in Bruma, and it prompted me to dig up an eleven year old pic of Lothran in his guard uniform. See if ya'll can do something with this one
Caption this
Lopov
Mar 22 2025, 08:19 PM
"Guys, no worries. If I turn the stool around, there'll be enough place for all of us!"
Renee
Mar 22 2025, 09:27 PM
"Watch yourself, s'wit! - Ha. Always wanted to say that to a Dunmer."
macole
Mar 23 2025, 03:28 AM
"Don't look at me, that sleeping guy ate everyone's dinner."
Lena Wolf
Mar 23 2025, 04:52 AM
The prettiest elf in town.
mirocu
Mar 24 2025, 05:05 PM
QUOTE(macole @ Mar 23 2025, 03:28 AM)

"Don't look at me, that sleeping guy ate everyone's dinner."
macole wins it this time because his caption reminds me of jerks at work accusing you of things you haven't done

macole
Mar 28 2025, 06:15 AM
mirocu
Mar 28 2025, 08:41 AM
"What do you mean I shouldn't dress like this unless I wanted the attention cause this ain't the beach!?"
Renee
Mar 29 2025, 10:57 PM
Someone's about to lose their job!
Lena Wolf
Mar 30 2025, 02:12 AM
I HATE MONDAYS!!!
Renee
Mar 30 2025, 02:49 AM
QUOTE(Lena Wolf @ Mar 29 2025, 09:12 PM)

I HATE MONDAYS!!!
Hee hee!
macole
Mar 31 2025, 10:34 PM
QUOTE(Lena Wolf @ Mar 29 2025, 08:12 PM)

I HATE MONDAYS!!!
The

goes to Lena Wolf
Lena Wolf
Mar 31 2025, 11:00 PM
Thanks, macole!
Caption this!
Renee
Apr 1 2025, 12:28 AM
It's Thirsty Turdas at the Meet Market. No fortifying spells under this fellow's pecs, he's already blessed by Dibella! Let's hear it for Sanguine, folks!
cheers from upstairs...
"You go guy!"
SubRosa
Apr 1 2025, 02:12 AM
"Everybody cut Footloose!"
macole
Apr 1 2025, 04:35 AM
This is not what I was expecting when I saw "Ladies Night" on the bulletin board.
Lopov
Apr 1 2025, 01:40 PM
"We don't need a pole to dance."
mirocu
Apr 1 2025, 04:23 PM
"Sorry, I seem to have wandered into the wrong game. I was looking for Oblivion and not Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines"
Lena Wolf
Apr 2 2025, 11:17 AM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2025, 03:23 PM)

"Sorry, I seem to have wandered into the wrong game. I was looking for Oblivion and not Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines"

This is actually Club Dagoth on the Nebula Isle in Morroblivion.
Renee
Apr 2 2025, 04:19 PM
mirocu's caption is beautiful!
mirocu
Apr 2 2025, 04:36 PM
QUOTE(Lena Wolf @ Apr 2 2025, 12:17 PM)

I
thought it kinda looked like Morrowind with the furniture!

Also; thanks

QUOTE(Renee @ Apr 2 2025, 05:19 PM)

mirocu's caption is beautiful!

Thanks!

Not sure bout that meself but I'm glad ye liked it

Also also;
Caption this!
macole
Apr 2 2025, 05:48 PM
Somewhere early morning in a hotel room there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him.
Golden Earring
Lena Wolf
Apr 2 2025, 08:06 PM
Twilight Zone.
Lopov
Apr 2 2025, 08:08 PM
It's their own fault. On the other side of the door it clearly says "No trespassing in underwear".
Renee
Apr 3 2025, 06:53 AM
Everyone was floored when they saw the results of his latest ambush. "Mirocu really took the place down..." one agent commented.
mirocu
Apr 3 2025, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(Renee @ Apr 3 2025, 07:53 AM)

Everyone was floored when they saw the results of his latest ambush. "Mirocu really took the place down..." one agent commented.
Renee gets the

for her punny pun and Matrix reference!
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