*Growls*

"What do you mean 'no pets allowed'?"

"Er...Nice Kitty..." (HEEEEEELP !!!)

"No, no, no… that was a golden claw, not paw."

Quoted for truth. I'm always in awe of the clever creativity on this thread. It does make choosing winning captions quite a challenge though.

In keeping with the concept of the 'Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?', I'm giving the cake here to CT. No pets indeed!

Your cake and turn, CT!

Thanks Acadian

Unfortunately, having only been back in Cyrodiil for a short time, and being a consolite on top of that, I don't have any screenshots for y'all to caption, so I'm gonna have to throw this open to anyone who has one.

I have a screenshot for you, Callidus, but since you won you should judge the captions, OK?

Here you go: Caption This.

"In Cyrodiil we called him 'Pigpen', but the dirt cloud looks white up here in Skyrim. Should we change his nickname to 'Bliz or something?"

I think your friend here is trying to tell me I'm boring him.

"I guess that wraps up that quest, then?"

"I now pronounce you, man and mummy."

Oh, is that a mummy? Ooops! I guess my response is way off then,

No, its spider-leftovers. But it is kind of wrapped up like a mummy.

Now I should have said "Are you my mummy?" Doh!

SPEW!!!


EW, when you fight a spider your character gets spider...stuff on them? Urp. I don't know how I didn't know that, I guess I must have just not seen it somehow. Now if I see those spiders I am really going to be more afraid of tangling with them, lol.

Bugger. Sorry guys.

Subrosa wins.

*Sidles out of thread*

Edit: heh, man and mummy And "are you my mummy?" would have needed a gas mask Subrosa

Yay! Someone got the Dr. Who quote!

I have been saving this pic for just this occasion.

It took every bit of Molly's concentration to keep that big rock in the air.

"Dinsdale?"

"Spielberg has gone too far this time!"

Edit: Good job that was a Doctor who reference. Otherwise that would have been really awkward

"Drat! That boulder nearly flattened my 'hawk!"







It's only Dinsdale in the Captital Wasteland:


http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/5f02a5...y_Norman_DC.jpg

Molly felt something was up but couldn´t figure out what it was.

*taps foot*

Bump.

Well. . . who won?

Drats, forgot all about this.

I think I will have to go with Mirocu's something is up. Take it away birdy!

Thanks, Rosa of Sub


Hope you guys can make something out of this one!

Mighty big varmints in these parts!

Hey, that rock's moving. . . and it's got a tail!

"Mama said there'd be days like this..."

Dinner's almost ready!

Ok, this round goes to mALX!



But I have to say, I am a bit disappointed that no one seemed to notice the scorpion in question actually was friendly!

Thank you! I wondered how it could be green when it was coming at you - thought it might be a glitch. My game shows the Talon Mercs as friendly right up until they are shooting my character, then suddenly they show red, lol.

Here is a screenshot that just needs a caption, lol. :


http://i.imgur.com/7V9kso7.jpg

The Blue Man Group can use almost anything as a percussion instrument, but soup might not be a good idea.

I'll have a blue, Christmas, without you...

Misa's cooking was not exactly free of side effects. . . .

"The citizens of Aleswell regretted asking the wizard for their colour back..."

Cheer up, everyone, it's soup night!

Ghastley almost had it, but when Acadian posted that I haven't stopped laughing since! Gotta give the cake to Acadian on this one!

Go!

Thank you, mALX.

Here's a screenshot in need of caption.

Today's Blue Light™ special at K-Mart! College Robes, 20% off!

SPEW! OMG, I'm choking here!








Mage1: "Must walk to light source..."

Mage2: "Must walk to light source..."

Mage3: "Must walk to light source..."

Mage4: "Must walk to light source..."

Mage5: "Must walk to light source..."

Mage6: "Must walk to light source..."

"Hey! Who told Scotty to beam someone down here!?"

After three days stuck at the bottom of the well, Asbjorn Spell-Thrower began to wonder if he needed to think of a new way to signal for help...

Clever captions, all! I'm going to give the cake to SubRosa this time for the Blue Light chuckle she gave me.

That one had me spewing Pepsi the first time I read it, lol. I have actually been in a K-Mart store and seen the Blue Light Special - I nearly got stampeded, lol.

I was afraid I might be the only person who knew what a blue light special was!

Here is a brand new pic that could use a caption

I'm sorry, but your hair gel would never work with my hood.

*

Ormil: "Nice day, isn't it! The sun is shining making everything feel alive..."

Persephone: "Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But...there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a darkside. The darkside is always there, waiting for us to enter - waiting to enter us. For the next three hours, try to enjoy the daylight..."


Ormil: "GAAAAAAH!"



*Ormil's hair stands straight up from fright*



*

"I see you´ve watched There´s something about Mary..."



*walks to another inn*

I can't follow that!

Just place the payment on the bar, pale lady... I mean milady. I think I might sleep ashore tonight.

I have to go with mALX with this one, for so perfectly capturing Persephone's creepiness factor.

Take the away mALX!

Wow, thank you SubRosa! That was from the beginning and ending scenes of an old TV show, lol.

I wondered if the screenshot used can have been altered? all I did was take two screenshots and mash them together to lighten up the original screenshot I wanted to use - it was really too dark, and by adding it to the second one it worked to lighten it; but - well, it was kind of apropos too. If it is not allowed, let me know:



http://imgur.com/TXYdzcZ