“Nor is it to be thought that man is either the oldest or the last of earth’s masters, or that the common bulk of life and substance walks alone. The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them, They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen."

I think I see the problem. Buffy and Jerric were holding the map upside down.

I don't recall any of us saying this, but we did dance a bit, so I'll give the to mALX.

WOO HOO!!!

I couldn't find any funny ones, so here is just a regular shot; Caption This:


https://i.imgur.com/AlBlLDr.png

Life's a beach.

Wolfie, can you fetch that stick right in front of us across the water?

No, Toto, it's not Kansas.

*bump* hey @mALX!

Oops! Oh gosh, I love all these! Got to go with SubRosa's though =

Here is one of Jan's adventures in Skyland that could use a caption.

Beauty and the Beast.

Jan's first client on her first day as a beautician made her think twice about her career choice...

*BUMP*



Why we should never to trust a hagraven to lead us anywhere, reason #7. We always wind up in some dark place with our lives on the line...

"Do my thighs look fat to you?"

Shades of Vilja! I'm not even gonna try

Wow, I forgot all about this. Thanks for the bump Renee.

I am going to give the to Renee, for pointing out the follies of following hagravens anywhere. Not to mention bumping the topic.

"What?!"


Over to you.

Sorry Lena. No one explained how this works to the newcomers. The person who posted the picture chooses a winner among the people supplying captions. Then that winner goes on to post a picture of their own, and once again everyone else adds a caption, and so on.

So Renee is next up to post a picture.

Oops. Sorry, I forgot to explain how this works. Whoever posts the last picture gets to choose who goes next.

I am actually going to post a very short video, hope it's okay!

Caption This!

Eye see it but eye don't believe it.

I am going to reply with a video as well: Stuck in the Middle With You

Crazy eyes, what did you two do?

(miss heard lyrics from Poco Crazy Eyes)

"You have GOT to be kidding me; not again!"

Sorry for getting in the way. So it's a tag game. Here's my line then:

"I told you: doors were made for creatures with legs."

Acadian:

Rosa: I know that song! Can't remember the artist. Steely Dan? Nah...

macole:

mALX: That's exactly what my character looks like she's thinking.

I'm giving the cake to Lena. Partially because she's new, and indeed, beholders have no place trying to cram their way through doors in the first place!

Wow, thanks! Proper beginners luck here. 😂 So this was a vertical "trap" door then... 😉

Anyway, my picture for you to (mis)interprete:

"Did you cook dinner using those rats we poisoned? Didn't I tell you not to use those for our meals?"

"He just backed into my knife, twenty times. Honest."

What ... what happened? Isn't it obvious?



(Heh, I tried!)

Rat poison gets it every time... My better half said almost the same thing when he saw that...

Cake to mALX!

Cheese to SubRosa and Renee!

good one

Oops! I missed this!

*mALX scarfs up 3 day old cake*


Okay, Caption This:



https://i.imgur.com/HwA9Jvr.png

Jerric's harem.

Flashdance.

"You go first!" - they said in unison pointing at each other.

"If you shoot me you won't see a cent of that money."

One hundred stories high
People gettin' loose, y'all
They're gettin' down on the roof, do you hear?
Folks was flaming, out of control.

This was the hands down winner, lol. Your turn!

Awwa! Fank ye! - Don't talk with your mouth full of cake!!"

Sorry about that.

Caption this!

"Aw, but it's so heavy! I can't lift it, don't you have a dagger I could use?"

Lose a contact?

By Grobthar's hammer, by the sons of... Oh Sorry wrong game.

"It has no master, it has no hammer."

Khajiit is not in Elsweyr... Macole gets the cake!

Here is one of my all time favorites. Please caption this.

I wonder if she can swim? Just a little shove and we'll know!

OMG, that is exactly what I thought when I saw it! I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that pic long enough to type it out before you got there,


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"What, didn't you ever try to sneak in heavy armor?"

Come! O come, my life's delight!
Let me not in languour pine!
Love loves no delay; thy sight,
The more delayed, the more divine!
O come, and take from me
The pain of being deprived of thee!

T. Campion, circa 1613

Jandaga wonders ..

Does the tapestry match the throw rug?