ghastley
Nov 25 2018, 11:08 PM
Shhhh!!! You'll wake me up!
Please speculate about the subject of
this conversation.
mALX
Nov 26 2018, 12:21 AM
They had trouble finding customers brave enough to face the wildlife invasions at the new store location ...
SubRosa
Nov 26 2018, 01:31 AM
I should not have eaten those six Doritos Locos Tacos last night...
Acadian
Nov 26 2018, 03:19 AM
I erect the spine of sympathy.
Renee
Nov 26 2018, 02:07 PM
"...and soon, after much meditation, the provincial hippies of the Second Era finally came up with an answer. The hackey sack was then invented."
Lopov
Nov 26 2018, 02:37 PM
"Better stand up, woman. You're kneeling right over bear's favorite poop place."
ghastley
Nov 26 2018, 08:58 PM
I had to reject Lopov's, because they're clearly not in the woods.
So I'm going with the story of the hackey sack. Renee gets the
Renee
Nov 27 2018, 01:16 AM
Awesome, I love cake.
Caption this!
mALX
Nov 27 2018, 01:23 AM
"When you said you had a 'body suit' I could borrow...this is not what I thought you meant..."
Acadian
Nov 27 2018, 01:33 AM
Honestly! You'd lose your head if it wasn't attached. . . oh, wait.
Lopov
Nov 27 2018, 11:27 AM
Who put the she-Jesus from the cross?
Renee
Nov 27 2018, 02:04 PM
Lopov and Acadian's

but mALX just nearly knocked me off my chair
Go for it, Alienware-lady
mALX
Nov 27 2018, 04:50 PM
QUOTE(Renee @ Nov 27 2018, 08:04 AM)

Lopov and Acadian's

but mALX just nearly knocked me off my chair
Go for it, Alienware-lady

WOO HOO! Thank you!
My Oblivion game glitched one time, where all the dead corpses never disappeared from the game = all of them were in that position when the game booted up every time. The first time I saw them in that position was as I was nearing Kvatch for the first time to trigger that man running down to warn you about the Daedra. As I rounded a bend in the road, there was one body along the toad up like that = like he had been hung on a cross or something.
Then as I went up the hill toward Kvatch there were three more bodies up in that position too = It really freaked me out to pass them standing like that! It reminded me of the New Vegas crucifixions that Caesar's Legion was doing along the roads!
Anyway, I ended up starting a new game, because every dead NPC was like that throughout the game, and they continued to spawn long after the bodies should have disappeared. Cyrodiil felt very strange like that = all the crucifixions everywhere, lol. It kind of makes you want to go on a rampage to see how many of those you can get spawning like that, lol.
Okay, Caption This:
https://i.imgur.com/3szjA66.png
Lopov
Nov 27 2018, 08:02 PM
"When you said that you don't know to shapeshift us back again, you were joking, right?"
Acadian
Nov 27 2018, 09:03 PM
Acadian's plea for Buffy to stop monkeying around fell upon small, round ears.
ghastley
Nov 27 2018, 09:05 PM
I didn't like the pink stuff, either, but there was no call for that!
SubRosa
Nov 27 2018, 10:37 PM
Too much monkey business
Renee
Nov 27 2018, 11:28 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 27 2018, 10:50 AM)

The first time I saw them in that position was as I was nearing Kvatch
My first time was years ago, gaming on PS3. My gosh it flipped me the [censored] out.
I can't think of a caption for this one, carry on!
mALX
Nov 28 2018, 03:10 AM
QUOTE(Renee @ Nov 27 2018, 05:28 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 27 2018, 10:50 AM)

The first time I saw them in that position was as I was nearing Kvatch
My first time was years ago, gaming on PS3.
My gosh it flipped me the [censored] out. *snip*
I know, right? It felt like the "Twilight Zone" comest to Cyrodiil or something! (cue the scary music, "do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dooooooo!")
haute ecole rider
Nov 29 2018, 11:15 PM
"How many times do I have to tell you to stop eating the pink beans!!"
mALX
Dec 3 2018, 05:50 PM
QUOTE(Lopov @ Nov 27 2018, 02:02 PM)

"When you said that you don't know to shapeshift us back again, you were joking, right?"
This was one of the toughest decisions I've ever had to make, but Lopov gets the cake on this one!
Your turn, Lopov!
Lopov
Dec 4 2018, 02:56 PM
Renee
Dec 4 2018, 04:46 PM
"Yes ma'am. I am a doctor, but not very well trained in gyne-- hello! Nurse.... uh NURSE!"
Acadian
Dec 4 2018, 05:07 PM
Poindexter was admiring the view through his fancy new glasses.
mALX
Dec 4 2018, 06:48 PM
"Er...yes, Miss...uh...I will come look at your 'boo boo' ... er, in just a minute..."
Lopov
Dec 6 2018, 10:30 AM
The

goes right back at mALX!
mALX
Dec 6 2018, 02:57 PM
Wow, thanks Lopov!
Okay, Caption This!
https://i.imgur.com/zGMDXwb.png
ghastley
Dec 6 2018, 03:53 PM
Great! I can test my new pea-shooter, and you can test your new armour at the same time!
Acadian
Dec 6 2018, 04:44 PM
Misa discovered the flute was great for gathering a crowd.
Lopov
Dec 6 2018, 08:50 PM
"Why are you all 'cept me dressed normally? I thought this will be a party for cross dressers."
SubRosa
Dec 6 2018, 10:41 PM
The Spice Girls reunion tour.
Lopov
Dec 23 2018, 09:27 AM
mALX
Dec 23 2018, 07:19 PM
QUOTE(SubRosa @ Dec 6 2018, 04:41 PM)

The Spice Girls reunion tour.
We have a winner!
SubRosa
Dec 23 2018, 07:57 PM
Acadian
Dec 23 2018, 08:29 PM
Tsuruhime's new suitor has quite fallen for her.
Lopov
Dec 23 2018, 08:45 PM
Fus-Ro-Ghoul!
Renee
Dec 23 2018, 08:51 PM
"Here, let me show you how to do the monster mash!"
mALX
Dec 23 2018, 09:55 PM
Tsuruhime: "Those are MY chems now! Besides, it looks like you've had more than enough already!"
haute ecole rider
Dec 24 2018, 02:12 AM
Tsuruhime remains unimpressed by Ghoul’s latest yoga moves . . .
SubRosa
Dec 29 2018, 02:07 AM
I am going to go with Lopov and his Dragonborn reference. Take it away Lop!
Lopov
Dec 29 2018, 02:03 PM
mALX
Dec 29 2018, 04:40 PM
The whole Raider camp wished Jack would wear clothing while doing his new weird exercise routine...
SubRosa
Dec 29 2018, 05:16 PM
Head over heels
Renee
Dec 30 2018, 04:03 PM
"This time, I'm lockin' the goddam door."
haute ecole rider
Dec 31 2018, 05:17 AM
No one seemed interested in Bart Conner’s latest gymnastic routine . . .
Lopov
Jan 2 2019, 08:22 AM
Great captions, all of you, but the one which made me chuckle the most, was haute's.
haute ecole rider, here's some

for you.
haute ecole rider
Jan 3 2019, 07:04 PM
Aww, thanks for the

! Nom nom nom!
I wasn’t sure if you would get the Bart Conner reference . . . Not so many people these days remember him . . .
Anyways,
what’s the deal with Argis?
Lopov
Jan 3 2019, 08:22 PM
Welcome to the Blue Oyster Bar of TES Online.
SubRosa
Jan 3 2019, 09:54 PM
Come for the Ale!
Stay for the Dancing!
ghastley
Jan 3 2019, 10:10 PM
The Stonefalls Ministry of Silly Walks is recruiting again!
(At least, that's what Cadwell told me).
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