BWAAHAA!!!! That is hard to beat, we have a winner! You are up, Ghastley!

Bump!

If I must.

Caption this!

Goat: "Darn right I ate your armor! Look around, you see anything else for me to eat out here? If you left it in my feeding grounds, you should have expected it to be gone when you got back!"

"Okay, Brelyna. You've had your fun. Now turn me back."

"This is my homeland, this is my house. These are my horns, and there is your butt...."

I think I have to give this to mALX for providing all my girls with the excuse they need for their outfits.

wow, Thanks Ghastley! Okay, Caption This:


http://i.imgur.com/zGVECzI.png

The New Vegas definition of daytime running lights...

I can't see her running without a wardrobe malfunction.

No let me rephrase that.

I'd like to see her try running ...

What the new armor lacked in protection, it made up for with 'distraction factor'.

Whoever spots first the dumpster and second the lady, is gay.

"100% of the males did not notice the house"

The cake goes to Acadian on this one, but it was all but a tie - really tough to decide, they all had me =

Thank you, mALX!

Caption this!

"I said NO LOOKSIE!!"

"... but you'll never catch her without her bow."

"Geez, it's getting where a girl can't even take her clothes off in the wilderness anymore without some alley sabre cat on the prowl disturbing her water fun!"

"Sorry but that's a nudist beach. No fur allowed."

Buffy shows how she got her name.

My goodness, such fantastic captions make for a very hard choice! Thank you all for the clever entries!

I'm going to pass the cake to ghastley for recognizing one of the big advantages of a conjured bow. Don't go bathing without it!

Your turn, ghastley!

It took a while to find a decent one.

Caption this

It's from Kothet's game. He's already defeated Alduin, and collected all but one of the Dragon Priest masks, so now he has to do this quest line to get the final one.

You, the tall one. You haven't said much. What are your thoughts regarding this debate over learning something practical instead of focusing on the hazards inherent to the imprudent use of magic?

"OKAY! I'll take a bath, no need for physical violence..."

"Sorry, pal. This isn´t Assassin´s Creed"






...too far-fetched..?

"Tolfdir! We know you took the last twinkie..."

Now the Khajiit is no longer unusual.

I was thinking along the lines of

Brelyna: "No I didn't! He really is a Dremora"

since she's the one speaking, judging by her animation.

And the nearest to that is:

SubRosa's (assuming Brelyna was saying it)

This pic from Loviatar's game could use a caption

"Oh... I thought you were gonna bring the camera"

Ahhhh. This should keep me breathing comfortably for a long time!

Mr. Burke: "What the...? ARGH! Why did you do that? I told you NOT to push the button until I got the stash of caps and weapons out of my house in Megaton!"

Loviatar says nothing; but with a faint hint of a smile envisions the trip to Tenpenny Tower heavily laden with Burke's stash of loot, which now rested in the safe in her new suite at the Tower.

"Alright, Burke, now it's pay time. Else you'll suffer fate worse than those in Megaton - I'm getting hungry, you see..."

I am going to give the to Acadian, for remembering that Loviatar can only breathe poisonous or irradiated air. Though Lopov comes in a close second for noting Lovie's dietary habits...

Thank you, SubRosa.

Caption this!

Many can summon undead or Daedra but only one girl can summon a bed.

"And now, for my final trick, I will make this bed levitate!"

Well, that teaches me not to learn spells from Brelyna.

Buffy: "Oh by Mara! Someone throwing out this nice bed? Just let me ... "

Guard: *Cough*

Buffy: "Er...oops! Just looking."

'Guards will comment on your abilities if you're proficient in the school of Conjuration: "Hail, Summoner! Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?"

In this case, Buffy took the passing guard's comment quite literally and, fortunately, has the skill to deliver.

Although that didn't really come through in the captions, I greatly appreciate them all. With a nod to Buffy's buddy Brelyna, the cake then goes to ghastley!

Rushes off to put clothes/armour on his characters ...

Caption this housecarl!

"Sigh. I knew I should have brought a sign that explained I´m not from Jehova"

ghastley:"Caption this housecarl!"

Housecarl:"And be quick about it! I'm not used to posing in armor."

I am sworn to carry your burdens. To Oblivion and back if necessary.

"Urk, figures Sir Ghastley put all this armor on me without asking first if I needed to use the chamber pot..."

I was thinking "Have you noticed how these pauldrons block even more of the doorway?" but I'm giving the to mirocu for making me laugh.

And now I'm thinking about making a "Dagon's witness" mod, where anyone who buys a player home gets pestered by callers whenever they sit down to a meal.

Yay! Haven´t gotten a cake in a while now

How about this one

How am I supposed to sweep these floors with a spear?

"HMPH! Makes me do all the sweeping, like I'm the maid or something! And telling everyone he cooked those Mirelurk Cakes, too! "Gary's Galley," , my ass! One of these days he's going to find this cleaver riding where the sun don't shine...change the name of this place to "Angela & Diego's Bistro...yeah, some day..."

In the Fallout universe, even sweeping the floor requires a deadly weapon.