"The sign said, 'Table Dances' ... this is NOT what I pictured!"

Er...Haute? You going to make a decision on this?

"Doncha just love it when you get stuck in a silly pose like this, and your creator goes M.I.A.?"

Sorry folks for being MIA - between being burned out by the holiday season (retail, anyone?), various health issues and the never ending train of “events” on ESO, I just haven’t been visiting this site as much as I used to . . .

So, cue *fanfare*

After serious consideration (and wiping down my keyboard), I’ve selected mALX to have the ! Enjoy!

Aw, I hope you are feeling okay! You've been missed and wondered about/worried about! The events have me a bit burned out too. But you def get the fanfare for coming back!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wOnLKNhjA



Thank you so much! *mALX scarfs up cake before Haute can change her mind...*


Okay, Caption This:



https://imgur.com/GpiB6Mo

We're not little green men invading from Earth; we're bandits crouching in glass armor.

The rug is lava

Watch out for that IBS stain I left on Taco Tuesday...

Screenshot: Keebler Elf mod struggles for Nexus endorsements.

Eric felt quite silly for not taking the Glass armor challenge seriously.

SubRosa had this in the bag till you posted this! I can't stop laughing over it = the winner!

Thanks I love cake. Awesome. I tried to find a Fallout 3 picture this time, but nothing really jumped at me. So...

Caption This!

"Damn bed! Can't get a good night's sleep if you can't find the headboard!"

A new double bed.

Have at it, SubRosa

Here is one that could use a caption

Last man standing wins. . . oh, wait. . . .

Bringing a knife to a . . . wait, where are your guns, Robby?

OK, it's a hat fight.

But if Oddjob turns up, I'm using my katana.

Robot: "Wait, the sun's in my receptors! Unfair advantage!"

The Quick and the Dead.

Wow, this one got lost in the shuffle. I am going to give it to Lopov for not only resurrecting it, but also for referencing an awesome western!

Thanks.

Caption this!

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign

I hope Officer P T Barlow doesn't pull me over!

Long ago, the thief who'd stolen half the signs of Springfield had just gotten caught. Then the bombs fell.


(meh, I tried)

Driving in the Wasteland became harder after the robots took over the civil engineering jobs...

And you could go even faster if the wall wasn't in the way.

SPEW!!! There goes my cocoa, all over the screen!!

Plenty of good captions but I have to give the to Acadian for referencing my ghoulified policeman.

Thanks, Lopov!

Caption this!

Buffy: "Yes, I knew your sign said your name was 'Bones and Skulls' shop; but I've been traveling in this desert for days and this is the only store I've found. Are you sure you don't have any dresses, like maybe in one of those crates? Something in a pretty bright blue that would match my eyes would be wonderful...where did you get that nice dress you are wearing?"

"Why is service so slow? Where do you think we get these skulls from?"

"Everything's for sale, my Elf, everything. If I could, I'd sell my own skull in a second."

Everyone is just dying to shop there...

Thank you for the clever captions! I was tickled to see captions that focused on the skulls/bones. Buffy's focus was actually in an entirely different direction as she commented to the merchant, "Good luck sweeping the desert floor with that broom."

That said, I'm giving this one to mALX for her accurate capture of Buffy's chatty and meandering approach to shopping.

Lol, I knew Buffy was clothes shopping!!! What else would she be doing?

Thank you so much, Acadian! I'll have to hunt down a screenshot, lol.


Okay, Caption This!


https://imgur.com/DHcEFrG

"Okay, let's see, if there's any Horse Armor DLC already available."

I don't see any suitable mates for you on this pony dating service board.

"You cannot pickpocket at this time. Pickpocketing requires the Opposable Thumbs upgrade, available in the Crown Store."

These all had me rolling laughing; I was really having trouble picking between them! All were great; but I'm going to have to go with Acadian's on this one, (only because it didn't reference game mechanics; that is the only thing that set it apart). All fantastic answers!!!

Thank you, mALX!

Caption this!

Trying to navigate by sight didn't work very well with Druscilla along on her treks.

"I can't get on you, as long as you're standing on my shoulder."

"The map was wrong. That's definitely NOT the Pacific Ocean."

Don't be so pushy...

Thanks all, for the wonderful captions!

I'm going to pass the cake to Lopov for his idea that Buffy would want Drusilla (her matriarch) to fly her across the valley ahead.

Thanks Acadian.

Caption this old screenie from Red Orchid's game.

Phew, that woulda been embarrassing. I almost wore the same outfit.

All wrapped up in ribbons and bows.