Middas 1:10 pm, Morning Star 2, 3rd Era Year 434Level: 7
Bounty: 250
Playtime: 161:36:12
* Click * It is early afternoon when Wilbur the Redguard, owner and proprietor of Anvil's Count's Arms, finally hears the sound he's been listening for.
crawwwkAfter living in, working in, cleaning in, and simply being in this inn for so long, an inn which was specifically decorated in the 'Hammerfell way', Wilbur knew every sound his place could possibly emit. Every creak and every clack. And the one noise he had become most accustomed to listening for, after all these years, was the sound made by the door at the top of the second floor; the door which led to the guest's rooms.
Though he tried to hide his obsession, tried to bury his slight paranoia under blankets of hospitality, and talk about his fine wine collection, deep down inside Wilbur had one deep, dark secret:
he did not trust anybody. Not a soul. Least of all his guests. Over the years, he had become almost subconsciously attuned to listening for the door above his head. Surely, most folk are nice, most folk just want a room for the night, to escape the harsh realities of the land of Cyrodiil, but that did not mean one must let his guard down. Oh no.
Especially a Redguard like himself; a Redguard with everything he wants in life, all of which could be lost in an instant. All it might take was one quiet-footed guest with a daggar to end it all. It could happen at any time, and this was a fact which Wilbur had become keenly aware of, over the past few months.
There was no real harm in any of this, really. All of his guests, over all these years, had been completely hospitable, nothing to worry about. But this didn't mean that THE DAY would come, when he might need to defend himself, or die trying. Perfect example: that red-headed Nord who had been staying here not long ago. It was said she had singlehandedly gotten rid of that prostitute problem which had been occurring here in Anvil. A lot of guests had been talking about this. She had done a good service, and it was the talk of the town. Surely, she could not be anything for a Redguard like him to fear, right?
... But then, even a paladin-type such as she, a citizen who had quickly elevated herself within the eyes of the Umbranox family themselves, could not fully be trusted. A lot of people may have lauded the red-headed Nord for her success, but Wilbur had also paid attention to the few people who were telling a
different story, a story in which the red-headed Nord (Dina? Dyna? ... ) had
also taken her time to speak the 'prophet' -- that strange, old man who had recently began yelling and screaming in front of the chapel.
Now why would anybody speak to that
loony, and not decry his silly words about lost relics and the general return of evil? Can't trust even a holy knight, such as she. ...clump clop clump...
No matter, though. She had gone, just like many others, without a fuss. And now, with the sound of footsteps coming down his stairs, Wilbur springs from his desk, and rushes to the stairs, pasting a look on his face which he hopes looks ordinary.--not too gleeful, and certainly not worried. He hopes (as always) that the look on his face will not betray the feeling of concern which often bloomed inside, whenever one of his very own guests should begin his or her descent down his stairs.
"Hail, Redguard," says Wilbur's latest guest, a Redguard himself.
Wilbur says nothing in return, only stares.
The Redguard guest had shown up hours before, introducing himself as Kellzgard, or something, and plopped down 25 gold for a room. This Redguard had been wearing the full body armor set of an Imperial road soldier, yet now he was dressed in foppish russet felt. Of all the people Wilbur had rented rooms to lately, he trusted this Redguard the least. Who changes from a full armor suit, to the clothes of a dandy?
"Not very talkative, eh innkeeper? Not a problem. I will be on my way," 'Kellzgard' the Redguard says with a quick glance around the foyer. "Fine place you have here, I must say."
Wilbur says nothing in reply.
"Well. Off I go." Another glance around.
And off he went. As 'Kellzgard' the Redguard leaves the Count's Arms, Wilbur can't shake the feeling that the man had just been eyeing the very
cheapest examples of his wine collection.
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2:03 PMThe second day of the year 434 is cool and fair, as Kahreem of Weet decides he'll take a stroll through town, headed toward Anvil's castle. He appears nonchalant, but inside he's feeling that old excitement beginning to stir.
"What is it now?"
"Oh. Hullo."
He's also decided (finally) that it would be a really bad idea to keep wearing his guard's armor suit. By now, everyone in the castle could be talking about the strange Redguard who had suddenly appeared from a wall. If Dairihill had opened her mouth about this incident (and it was very likely she had ... who wouldn't?) then Kahreem's cover as a guard trying to get a writ signed for an errant Redguard was now blown.
So instead of heavy guard's armor, he's now wearing what he knows how to wear best: ordinary town clothes. Blending in, instead of standing out.
4:11 pmThe castle's music swirls all around as Kahreem approaches Countess Umbranox's court. He's hoping to see Dairihill, the Countess's steward, but she is nowhere to be found. As he approaches Umbranox, ready to lay out some concoction of a story he'd been thinking over the past 5 minutes, she (and one of her guards) abruptly decide to head up the stairs.
Kahreem rushes after them, hoping to have a word, but by the time he's at the top of the stairs, Umbranox and her protector have already left the room. It'll be useless to try to follow, since the door they depart through is quickly locked. Kahreem looks to one of the guards left standing in the court, and says "Guess Umbranox doesn't have time to hear some exciting news about her long-lost cousin." Kahreem shrugs.
"What?" sneers the guard.
"Oh yes. The countess's cousin has finally been found. Oh.. what? You didn't know she has a cousin? Neither did Uriel Septim himself, or the Arch Mage. Oh yes, I've been to see them all. I do get around quite a bit. They were all so excited to hear the good news."
"You talk such rot."
"Hah! Do I? Well you won't be saying that next week, when you hear about the golden room full of treasure Umbranox's cousin had been rescued from. Yeah, whoever would have thought? ... But of
course a treasure room would be the perfect place to keep somebody captive. And that's where they found her, poor thing was starved half to death."
"Why do you bother me, go away!"
"Surely I will, your snide tone of voice notwithstanding. Maybe I'll deliver this important news to the lady later. Remember, you heard it from me first."
The guard has no reply to this. Not his business, nor his concern.
But I know the smell of a slippery slaughterfish when I see one, thinks he.
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3:44 pmA few minutes later, and Kahreem of Weet walks by Orrin the smith without a word. No, he will NOT announce to anybody who might be listening that he and Orrin are Thieves Guild. Kahreem strides right by, walks down the red-carpeted hallway, then crouches down in front of the wine rack located across from the castle's secret door.
clop clop clop clop"Aw Fokke!" he curses. No stealing of wine today.

As he turns round the corner, Orrin the smith turns and glares at Kahreem. "Oh, what? You don't sneak a little wine every now and again and again?" Kahreem whispers. "Look smith, this is Surilie's anyways. Tastes like shoe polish. Not my poison."
"Shadow hide you."
"Huh?" Kahreem says, now speaking in a lighter, much more fey tone of voice, and louder, so anybody listening in might hear him. "Oh no, no shadows in here can hide me, Orrin. This place is very well lit! Pleased to meet you. I am Kahroo-tay, I'm the new interior designer, hired to keep this place up-and-fabulous at all times, and I must say I
completely applaud the lack of shadows in Castle Anvil. Well done, ordinary Orrin! Cleanest, most well-lit castle I have visited since my days in Hammerfell."
*rummmble...*"Ohhhh hmm.. What is this? This pillar seems loose. Why, it's a door! .... Look at that! .. A door located right here in the wall, hidden from view," Kahreem's new, high-pitched voice announces.
"Ha! Very good, I salute you!"
"Oh shank you! This is amazing, sir Orrin. Look at those bare walls, beyond this hidden door, ha! Such a disgrace! But .. it's also an interior designer's dream come true! .... OH, I must take a peek inside. Maybe later, you and I can go flower-picking out on the Gold Coast! ... Just the two of us; the strapping young buck with an oh-so-handsome older man, oh, just pickture this! ... And maybe... heh maybe we can even bring those flowers back here, make this hallway nice and scrumptious and gay! ... Paint those walls, make them so pretty! Oh, I'm so excited! ... What do you think?"
"Shadow hide you," Orrin replies, not at all interested in going flower-picking, and interior decorating, with this tall-tale-telling lunatic.