Turdas, 1:28 AM, Evening Star 6Kahreem
Level: 6
Bounty: 250
After speaking to the Redguard wearing a Bravil guard's armor, Glarthir the Paranoid feels a lot safer than he had in days. Weeks! He cannot believe his luck! This stranger from out of town, a guard from another county altogether, has promised to help! A
guard will help him! .. This is more than he can say for the blonde archer with the Bosmeri accent he had spoken to recently, or the red-haired Nord who was said to be on a crusade to find the Crusader's Relics (ha! Fat chance!). Both of these ladies had turned him down cold.
"It's a disgrace!"
And so had the middle-aged man who was the Mage's Guild hottest new recruit. This man, probably a Breton, had promised to meet Glarthir behind the Chapel at midnight, yet had never shown.
"Well, at least I can rest easier, knowing that this Redguard guard from Bravil is here to serve. I may have to pay him double, if he succeeds in his task."
Glarthir the crazy Bosmer settles down to a bottle of Surilie's, and the first night of true rest he's had in awhile.
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6:26 AMThe rain still falls as Kasmir the Guard from Bravil, also known as
Kahreem of Weet, finds his way to the crazed elf's house. Sure enough, right next door is Bernadette Penniless's home, the elf was right about that.
"Now, all I have to do is wait."
So he decides he'll do the following:
wait. He waits. And waits. Waiting for the chance view Miss Penniless in action. While waiting, he hopes he looks like he's keeping guard of the town of Skingrad; he is wearing a guard's armor suit, after all. But after hours of standing around in the rain, there's just nothing. Nothing to report. He never even witnesses a lady leaving the home he's spying on, nor does he witness anybody going in. He has no idea
what the lady, this 'Bernadette Penniless', even looks like.
"A coin for an old beggar?"
"Hey, yeah, I got a coin for you beggar."
"I'm so hungry."
"Mmm hmm. Well so am I. Been standing out here for hours, keeping the town of Skingrad safe. Have a coin, beggar. Since I only earn a fokkinge Septim a day, this is actually my entire daily wage."
*clink!* "Thank you kind sir!"
"Listen, I'm not really a guard, I'm Thieves Guild. Kasper's my name," he says, already forgetting he's chosen 'Kasmir'. "Supposed to find some sort of book or something. And you look just like the sort of man who can help me."
Kahreem is surprised when the beggar begins to divulge information, or seems to at first, and without asking for any gold. "He is a skillful thief. I seem to remember something about him. Something recent. Something important. Something is missing in my hand..."
"Uh huh, let me guess. Some fokkinge gold," Kahreem answers. He then acts like it's a burden to pay the beggar off, but in reality he's got plenty of gold on his person. He is the cause (after all) of the great Silverwear Heist of Castle Bravil, Year 433.
"Theranis was drinking in the Two Sisters Lodge. He was bragging about stealing something from the castle."
"Go on".
"Unfortunately, Captain Dion was also in the Two Sisters Lodge. He arrested Theranis and hauled him off to the dungeons."
"Is that so?"
"Into the Skingrad dungeons? Not likely," the beggar answers, as if Kahreem had asked a different question. "Not unless you got yourself arrested. Of course you are a thief. Just break in."
"Well ... thank you, I guess. Guess I'll make my way to the Skingrad dungeons. Listen. There's something else I want to ask you. I've been standing out in the rain now for fokkinge hours. There's supposed to be some lady I'm suppose to watch by the name of Bernadette Penniless, but I don't see her, and do not even know what she looks like. Just between you and me, that Bosmer in the corner house set me up to it."
"I don't mean to gossip, but he is more than a bit strange. However, he's always been tolerated as the town eccentric."
"Oh yeah? Eccentric. Well as long as he's got the gold, I'm not worried," Kahreem says, beginning to worry.
"Blessings of Akatosh upon ye," 'Foul Fagus' says as he walks away, 20 gold richer.
"Yeah yeah. As you say."
As Kahreem (or 'Kasmir', or Kasper) stands watch outside of Bernadette's place just one more hour, he begins to wonder. He's glad he's got a bottle of
Cheap Wine to keep him company in the rain.
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7:30 AM"Morning!" says a Breton woman wearing working clothes.
"Huh?"
Kahreem is startled by this woman, who walks by and greets him just like any other guard. She seems pleasant and cheerful, thankfully unaware that a drunken, false guard was standing before her, and that this guard is supposed to be keeping watch on HER, and nobody else. The lady turns left, stands in front of Bernadette's door, and enters it. Is this the lady he's supposed to watch for?
"How should I fokkinge know? This is crappe!"
Getting impatient, Kahreem decides he'll try her door and find out. It's unlocked, so the Redguard enters freely. And greets her in the first room he finds.
"A thousand pardons, melady. I'm Kasmesh from Bravil, on route to speak to the Count of Skingrad. It is not my usual custom to enter the home of a townlady such as yourself, but the Count of Bravil, which is where I am from as you can see by my guard's armor, may need a bit of ... ah .... information about the grape-growing season. And you look like just the lady to speak to."
"I'm Bernadette Peneles, I work for Tamika. I grow grapes. For her wines."
"Perfect! .. As I said, you're just the lady! I know all about wines, believe me. Skingrad has some of the finest."
This is a lie, one of many. He hates any wine costing more than 3 or 4 gold per bottle.
"I've lived here all my life. Grown grapes. It's all I know. Fresh air, mountains, the grapes on the vine. It's just ... beautiful."
Kahreem is impressed by what sounds like Bernadette's summary of her entire life, even though it doesn't help him in the slightest.
This woman? This simpleton who claims to know nothing about life, outside of growing grapes? Spying on the elf across the street? It just didn't seem right to him.
"Listen, Bernadette Peneles. I'm also a lover of exquisite grapes, as mentioned."
"Make it quick," Bernadeted answers, her face tightening. This man, guard or no guard, is standing in her home, after all. Uninvited.
"My particular favorite is the vintage of wine from the Year ... ahh.... 392," he says, hoping to impress Bernadette. He's pretty sure it's 392 is the year, one of the best of all.
"Don't talk such rot," she answers. Damn!
"Uhh.... the Year 401?"
"You're full of it!"
Kahreem kicks himself. "I know, it was the Year 399," he says, really feeling foolish now. Any relevant connosieur of wines would know the Year 399 is THE year everybody pines over.
"Yes, yes, whatever you say!" Bernadette answers. Suddenly she's hopeful this Redguard, who had brazenly walked into her own home without so much of as a knock, is as enthusiastic about wine as she is.
"Why.... I've got a bottle right over at the 3 Sisters Lodge. A bottle of 399, that is. When I'm done my watch for the day, and also have spoken to the Count in regards to his opinion on the best conditions for grape-growing in Bravil, I'll let you know and maybe you can join me for a bottle."
"Don't try to manipulate me," she finishes, dashing Karheem's hopes.
"Well, if you change your mind, you know where I'll be."
"Just go away!"
"I WILL!"
As Kahreem does so, he decides there's
no fokkinge way that Bernadette could be any sort of spy. Something about her, a lack of intelligence, perhaps. And later on throughout the rest of this dismally rainy day, as Kahreem figures out he can return to the inn, walk outside a door, and stand upon a balcony overlooking the area where Bernadette Peneles and Glarthir live, not once does he see her standing in the street, spying on the Bosmer.
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11:13 PM, Turdas, Evening Star 6"Break the law on MY watch, will ya?"
"Huh?"
Kahreem of Weet awakes late in the evening, and is casually strolling on his way to meet the Bosmer he met the night before, when a bald-headed Skingrad guard accosts him.
"I'll be confiscating your stolen goods, oh, and no gooolllld to pay your fine, hmm? It's off to the lockup, then."
"Are you joshing me? I'm just a man looking for work, sire. I heard there's gold to be made here, picking grapes and such. Fresh country air, mountains, and all that."
The Skingrad guard glares at the Redguard, the Redguard who he suddenly figures is the one wanted for horse theft in Bravil. The guard who gave chase on this Redguard had left his post, and had never returned. Although the Redguard was not wanted for murder, Dion can still take him in for horse theft.
Kahreem is glad he's not wearing his Bravil guard's suit at this moment. That would be bad, having
that disguise blown.
"Ahh, fokke it. Let us go to jail, then."
"Hope you rot, criminal scum!"
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1:07 AM, Evening Star 7In a way it's not bad, being thrown in jail. Firstly, the only 'stolen goods' he had on him when getting caught were a couple of potatoes. Secondly, who even knows if the Bosmer would show up to pay Kahreem some gold? .. The man had seemed rather disturbed, and there was nothing to report to him, anyways. And thirdly: Upon Kahreem's inception, he finds he's incarcerated with another inmate. He assumes this inmate is the one the beggar had told him about earlier. The man is asleep.
"Hey, you. Wake up."

"Are you here to rescue me?" asks a Nord.
"Rescue you? Well, I can try my best."
"Just unlock the door. In a couple of hours it'll be quiet again, and I can sneak out."
"Um, okay. I only have one fokkinge lockpick, though. Chances are it'll break. But hey, I can sneak you out later."
"An excellent deal!"
"What knows you about a man named Theranis? I'm Kamir from Bravil, by the way. Thieves Guild. Shadow hide you, and all that. You tell me about Theranis, and I'll get you out of here for sure."
"You mean the thief? He was in the big cell with that Argonian. They were always whispering to each other. The Pale Lady took him a days ago." *
"Pale Lady?" Kahreem says, fearing some sort of ghost. Or invisible woman. He
hates invisible people.
"Every few days, she comes for one of us. Some return, some don't. Those that are taken three times never return.. This was Theranis's third time."
"Fokke! Well then where do they go?" He asks this, realizing he's got two more foils to go, before this Pale Lady, whoever she is, comes for HIM.
"I don't know", says his inmate with a shrug. "She took the Argonian less than an hour ago, though. He put up quite a struggle. He was bleeding all over the place."
"Fokke."
"Don't let the guards catch you," the Nord warns, going back to sleep.
Kahreem tries to unlock the door, breaking the lockpick he had managed to sneak.
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