(Someone wanted to see the Field Hippies. You know who you are. How I could recreate the early ‘70s with its peaceful nights spent under the stars waiting to catch the first rays of the sunrise, Take the next best thing; a mix of late ‘70s, early ’80s disco nights and ‘00s karaoke nights at my sister’s bar. We played a game ‘Roulette Karaoke’. You get called up, spin the big wheel and sing the song. Winner’s bar tab was paid for at end of the night. No one ever left when I was on stage but I never won either, sister’s bar technicality.)
20220827 Vampire Hunting, the Musical - A fantasy trip remembering nights at the karaoke bar
Standing there at the gate to Sapling Manor watching Godras fade into the distance as he began his journey to Kvatch I wondered what do I do now that the
Falling Flowers quest was finished. With a shrug I headed back to Benirus Manor.
Sitting down in the library I began to study the book T
he Ayleid Steps. Hours later I put the book down, no closer to solving the riddle than before I started. The book offered little toward solving the ghost’s dilemma. With little hope of finding Ervvin Austel’s missing journal I became depressed.
Rosalind brought a dinner which I barely touched, leaving it on the library table. The manor was strangely quiet. When I asked Rosalind where Claire and Yesmin were she told me that they didn’t want to disturb me while I studied and had gone out. She didn’t know where they went or when they’d be back. With little else to do I thought I’d take a walk and meditate in Sapling Manor’s garden.
Exiting Anvil’s Castle Gate an insistent heavy bass beat began tugging at me, pulling me towards the docks. A haunting melody coming from far western end of the docks had a frightening familiar feel to it. The seductive call of vampires!
The Black Flag Tavern sat at the far western end of the Anvil Bay docks. Walking along the dock I could feel the heavy bass beat long before I could hear it. It wasn’t long before I realized the error of my paranoid over reaction. It wasn’t vampires seducing their play. It’s free-mike night down at the Black Flag Tavern and there’s a party going on!
Dance, dance, dance the music insisted. Standing outside the Black Flag Tavern captured by the beat, my feet began to move. Finding myself shuffle dancing alone on the boardwalk I couldn’t take it no more and had to go inside.
“Ah, just what I need to chase away the blues;
a hot band and a hot songstress with a voice of an angel.”
The Black Flag was packed to the gills with rough-and-tumble pirates. I was barely able to squeeze my way in through the door.
“Five gold cover,” demanded a bouncer who was easily twice my size.
“What, but I’m…”
“Now it’s 10-gold, shrimp or I’ll toss you in da bay.”
Geez no one recognizes me without my Dragonspirit armor on.
(Due to the infamous notoriety of some the clientele no pictures were allowed inside The Black Flag Tavern. They confiscated my discworld imp camera, Exposed the imp and spilled all his paints.)
The mosh pit was packed. It popped with energy as the singers sang “
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!”.
I stood there in amazement watching a room full of tattooed and steel studded giant sized pirates bobbing and weaving as one to the beat. Every time the singers sang “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” the pirates both male and female shouted “Take Me, Take me, Take me!” in reply.
Unable to see over the land of giants I climbed up on a chair so I could see. To my shock and surprise, there prancing on the bar leading the pirates in their overly enthusiastic boogie was… Vila!
She spotted me. Hand signals flew and the next thing I knew I was floating on a sea of hands to be deposited on the bar next to the Pirate Queen. Vilja planted a big kiss on me and said something.
“Can’t hear a thing,” I shouted as loud as I could.
Vilja pointed toward the big fireplace the corner where the performers were. You think seeing Vilja leading the dancing pirates was a shock. A big banner in the corner read, “Introducing: The Field Hippies!”
With Kaleah on the hurdy gurdy the Field Hippies were rockin’ the joint. Before I could react another sea of hands deposited me on the stage with as the song came to an end.
The crowd roared for an encore.
“We’ve been here hours and have gone through our playlist. You got to sing,” Kaleah implored.
“What? I’m not…”
“
How about this one?” Claire suggested with a wild look in her eyes. “He’s done it before, plus the energy he puts into the performance drives me wild.”
“This ain’t no cowbell kind of crowd,” cautioned Elenya. “Besides he tends to mess up the chorus and even if he gets it right he’d need a couple drinks to work up to that one.”
“Oh, I can fix that,” cooed Fiona while rummaging through her bag.
“More! More! More!” shouted the crowd growing ever more insistent.
“Time for one more, make it snappy!” shouted the barkeep.
“Please, my Feache?” cooed Kaleah gently dragging her talons up and down my back. “For me?”
Oh, the tingling shivers that ran up and down my spine. Giving in I said, “OK.”
“Yay! It’s a party!” shouted Yesmin. “
Let’s do this one. We can all join in and then get outta here.”
Party over, we gathered at Benirus Manor.
Fun loving and mischievous, the Field Hippies in order; Moonshadow elves Claire and Fiona, Cute Elves Elenya, Maeva, and Yesmin, and of course there’s Pym of unknown lineage. Kaleah, in the center, is an honorary member but does not consider herself to be a hippie; she’s too grave. When Kaleah does take a lead role within the group they become, The Sisters of Lord Have Mercy.
“You’re over your quarantine, I see.”
“I never was sick,” Kaleah said sternly as Elenya and Pym pointed and made violent gagging motions behind her back.
Fiona handed me am envelope, “Claire and I got this for you.”
The package contained copies of Ervvin Austel’s journal. “How did you get this?”
“Can’t tell, that would be cheating,” Claire said.
“We do have our ways,” Fiona added seductively.
“Ok, so can you tell me what was going on at the Black Flag? Where did you get that hypnotic music? It had me thinking vampires were on the prowl.”
“Well Rosalind is writing a play based on your vampire hunting journal,” Yesmin started. “She’s seriously talented.”
“We’ll make a piles and piles of gold,” giggled Maeva.
“You write how you hear the vampires singing their seductions,” the battlemage Claire added. “So, Rosalind has expanded on what you wrote and turned it into a play, a musical.”
“Yeah, we were trying some of them out,“ Yesmin said. “Pretty good, don’t cha think?”
“She’s thinking calling it
A Bard’s Tale,” said Fiona.
"Absolutely not!"
“How about
Jandaga the Vampire Hunting Bard?” asked Elenya, the druid.
“
Feache the Vampire Hunting Bard,” insisted Kaleah.
No! and No! and I am not a bard! There are much better singers and dancers than me out there.”
“So says he who sings and dances through dungeons,” chided Kaleah.
“Maybe but none inspire us like you do,” said Fiona. “It’s the synergy of all you do, you know.”
I don’t know if I agree with that but I know I’m not changing any minds here tonight so I said, “Well, just keep it simple. How does
A Musical Guide to Vampire Hunting sound?”