DUDE, the flute thing got me more. I can just HEAR Maxical going "Flute? But I can't see the hole where you put your mouth!"

-abiene looks down at her skirt- "Gods, I sure hope not!!"

mALX, I was in stitches over Eyja's response. Reading on my phone at lunch, NOT a good time to have to explain myself! Lol.



Liz, ROFL!!

Hey, at least she didn't come down trying to blow on it to see if it still "played," lol.

That's hilarious!

Hey Liz and DE, can't Acadian move those over to your new thread? I thought he was able to as a mod?

I blame Grits, lol.

I asked already. An admin has to.

Hail Maxical the castrator!

From what I read, Hail Drethen and Kayla!

I'm assuming you mean the post where he rips.his.shirt out and does.a.pelvoc.thrust?

I didn't catch that one, just the last two posts.

It was a joke post. I left.it on there for half.hour.haha

I got there after it was deleted. I usually read out of my email and could have still seen it, but there were so many posts yesterday that I just dumped them all rather than try to weed through them. Now that I know I missed something I won't do that again, lol.

Oh mALX, don't worry. I'll let you see it.

SPEW!! I love it! Especially this line:

"Do you want to sleep outside, outsider?”

Í normally don't post humorous stuff but I was very, very bored last night.

If that scene had Maxical in it, they would have both been stumbling about knocking stuff over, lol.

It made me R.O.F.L.

Me too when I finally got to see it, lol.

I lost it, lol

WOO HOO! I knew/suspected it was Draken! AWESOME !!!!

Yep, and Kayla was nearly his dinner, lol

Typical man, goes from wanting sex, to food, to trying to figure out how to get rid of you,

LMFAO!! Right?! Make up your mind!! XD

Leaves poor Kayla hanging to go brawl with the guys. Shame, Draken! Tsk Tsk!


Kayla owes him a taste of Dawnbreaker for that one, for sure! Lol.

She juuuuuuuuuuust might XD

IF she discovers who he is. Will she? Hmmmmmmm.....

Well, that's Draken for you

He's confused sometimes, poor lad.

Bring on Dawnbreaker, Liz! I'll give you a glimpse of Molag's Mace! Hiyaa!

The battle would be fairly epic. You know it. Draken has the strength and magick, but she's got the speed and determination. Two daedric weapons on opposite sides of the spectrum clashing in an ecstatic farce of rage, hatred, and loathing. Two beings, each fighting for their own survival and the obliteration of the other.

It'd be fairly cool.

It'd be great! Four hundred centuries bottled inside one man/vampire lord against Meridia's finest champion! I can see epicness. But sadly he won't be fighting Kayla. What would the world say when "young," charismatic and noble Drathen Decumus is an "evil" vampiric "fiend"? The Black Horse Courier would sell thousands of copies!

Nope. He's got land to buy, underground cattle cells to build, orphanages to invest on, and of course, parties to throw.

And . . . uh, ladies to bite.

But I did think of something . . . in the future, somewhere, out there, who would be willing to go to visit an Oblivion Realm?

I'm more willing to do that type of RP now than i originally was.

Where is Grits? Seth just gave her "The Line" and she didn't respond!

I think I'll jump back in when Hackdirt is done.

I've been at a concert, just got home. I can almost see straight. Probably tomorrow before I can feel the extremities, though. Thank goodness for spellckeck.

Lol, who needs extremities when you have spellcheck?

A sheet for mah main man:

Name: Khan
Race: Khajiit
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Day of Birth: 9th of Last Seed
Birthsign: Warrior
Occupation: Legion Tribune, Cavalry
Birthplace: The Jerall Mountains
Major Skills: Blade, Heavy Armor, Unarmed
Minor Skills: Speech, Armorer, Restoration

Khan was born in the Jerall Mountains, to his mother Serabi and his father, Kharay. He was a twin, born with his brother, Alamere the Hunter. At the age of 16, he was accepted by the town guard of Bruma for his combat prowess, and was paired with a Nord name Jalvus to patrol the surrounding area. He took to the horses quickly, and began using a Colovian Charger as his battle mount, with a Nibenay Courser for everyday assignments. The Duke noticed his and Jalvus' aspiration to greater things, and decided the Legion would better suit them. So Khan and Jalvus were assigned to the Imperial Cavalry, and they were marching toward Skyrim to serve General Tullius when they recieved and urgent letter from the Duke of Bruma, asking for their help in breaking up a skooma gang that had all but corrupted all the guard. As Khan and Jalvus kicked down the door to their lair, swords at the ready, they were met by a fierce volley of crossbow bolts. Jalvus was killed, and Khan received a nasty scar on his face, as well as many minor wounds. The gang then turned him over to the Stormcloak rebels as a slave. He escaped from Helgen, and joined up as soon as he could. He fought through that war, and took great pleasure in watching the headsman cut off Ulfric's head. After the war, he settled down, keeping a small house in Whiterun, where he and his wife live happily. He came back to Cyrodiil on leave from the Legion, and he's just seen Chorrol on the horizon....

Gear: Steel Plate Armor, Gauntlets, Boots, Helmet, Blue Leather Cloak, Blue Leather Hood, Silver Greatsword, A Sea Captains Quilted Coat (Dark Blue), A pair of Black Suede Boots, Gold Amethyst Necklace, enchanted with Fortify Health, and a gold wedding ring, unenchanted. 10 Restore Health Potions and a Backpack with several day's worth of dried rations

Appearence: Tall, well muscled. Gray fur, with black details, reminiscent of a Snow Leopard. A mohawk-styled mane from the top of his head to the back of his neck. Ears pierced with three brass rings on each side. A large scar on the nose, almost like a knife wound. It looks to be of medium depth, with only slight discoloration. Blue-green eyes, with laugh lines. Slightly weary, but for the most part clean, thought the boots and bottom of the cloak are muddy.

Personality: Generally a serious person, but once the wine starts flowing he can become quite a rowdy fellow. Places great importance on fulfilling one's obligations, loyalty, and family. Has a severe dislike of goats, having slid 50 feet down one of the Jeralls at a young age after being butted by a goat. Enjoys hunting, riding, and general nature-roaming. Prefers strong drinks to light, anything to wine. Also enjoys reading, and is a big fan of Reven's Beggar series.

FUN FACT: Khan is loosely based on Sam Vimes from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels

WOO HOO! Welcome to the Wobbly Goblet Rohirrim! Your character sounds great! If you play on the PC, there is a Wobbly Goblet Oblivion mod you can download (free) to play your character in if you would like, or just look at the screenshots of our characters there to enhance the immersion in the RP. Here is a link to the mod and screenshots:


http://oblivion.nexusmods.com/mods/43625

Welcome, Rohirrim! I’ve put a link to Khan’s sheet in the list (it’s on the first page) that we keep for easy reference. If you add or change anything it would be good to also edit that post (#936) so the link keeps pointing to the most up-to-date information.

The Wobbly Goblet is always open, so come on in!

Welcome Ro! Loving Khan so far! We need more Khajiits here! And a tribune, no less! This will be good.

I'm going to leave for a few minutes but I'll come back and edit some more on my new guy!

New character:

Name: Arentus Clanler

Race: Imperial.

Gender: Male

Age: Fourty-six

Home Country: Cyrodiil. Hackdirt.

Faction and Rank or Guilds: None.

Combat skills and talents: Can fight with a club, a pitchfork and whatever knife or sharp item he can get his hands on.

Appearance: Arentus is an ugly man, even of dressed with proper clothes. He’s equipped with a fleshiness that indicates he will be fat later in life. His nose is broad and heavy, his eyes larger than normal and his complexion pale from the lack of sun. There is a registered madness in his eyes and obvious clues of depression and sadness.

Build: Average height and weight.

Weapons of preference: A club and a very mundane shortsword salvaged from a dead soldier.

Magic abilities or powers: None.

Mental Profile/Personality: Arentus was a good-hearted boy when growing up in Hackdirt. After his father’s death he was a mother’s boy, becoming very attached and dependent on his mother. He lived a quiet life and knew of Hackdirt’s dark secret, though being raised in that environment, found no issue with it. Arentus had a good relationship with the other townspeople and was always fearful of outsiders or people from other towns and lands.

Arentus had a dark side, however, that sprung to life when he was a young boy seeing his town invaded and sacked, his mother raped, violated and killed by an Imperial soldier who came with the Legion to burn down his village. For reasons unknown the man left him alive, seemingly disinterested in the frail young lad hiding within a half-open barrel. He and a handful of others survived the attack and grew up fearing and hating those not from Hackdirt. He was distrustful of others and bent on returning Hackdirt to its former glory and he would do so at any costs, even if it meant serving the Deep Ones and sacrificing others for it.

Biography: To Be Written.

Maxical sits in tavern patiently waiting for Stefan, enjoying company of tavern drunks while waiting for Liz to get off work and rested up ....

I ran out of stuff to do waiting, Maxical will come back to the tavern when Stefan does.


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Ever watched Hoodwinked?

"Are you talking to me?"


No, haven't seen it. What is it about (if you were talking to me)?

Squirrel+coffe.

SPEW!!!! ROFL !!!

Liz, do you want a spanking? You just knocked Kayla out!

It's getting pretty exciting in Hackdirt!

Yes, please!

Just wondering, what thread should I post in, playground or poisoned healer?