Hey everyone. Allow me to share something I wrote up a week or 2 ago.

It was a mess until I just edited it, and it is called....
The Breakup
"I've never seen Mjoll this upset about anything. This city really gets to her".
Said Aerin, Mjoll the Lioness's mysterious live-in partner. This statement had caused Lord Haaf-Mersey to stop, and take pause.
Upset? Why would she be upset? The pair (Aerin and Haaf-Mersey) had found a moment alone in what is now solely Aerin's house, here in Riften. At least, this is what Haaf-Mersey had been assuming.
"Could it mayhap be the very thieves and cut-purses who dwell deep within thus bowels of Riften, which causeth distemperance towards our precious Mjoll?" Haaf-Mersey asks Aerin.
The Lord is genuinely confused. Some time after getting married, Lord Haaf-Mersey returned home, and presented his new wife, Mjoll the Lioness, with her 'gift': the home he had built with Marcurio.
Lakeview Manor. The Lord had thought that Mjoll would be excited, that she would 'take upon residence', gladly decorating the place with curtains and candles, and fawning over her new step-daughter Lucia. But Mjoll had done neither. When the Lord had asked her what she thought of the place, she had merely spoken:
"I'm itching for a fight, let's go!"
And so it was. Mjoll refused to give up adventuring to become his Steward. She had refused to choose a docile, easygoing life tending to gardens and herding chickens, watching over Lucia, keeping her safe as Marcurio had previously done. She would have none of this! ... On the subject of Marcurio: he had left Lakeview Manor (after some very poignant threats from Haaf-Mersey) but before this Marcurio had become increasingly annoying over the past few months, goading the Lord to take him back on the road again and again.
Marcurio the Wizard missed travelling around Skyrim, ridding its evils, and Haaf-Mersey couldn't blame him. But at least Marcurio had offered to become a Steward on his own, and then
lived up to his offer, his promise to protect the Lord's manor house. From danger. From bandits. From vampires.
Marcurio had offered to become steward of all Haaf-Mersey had worked for, and then followed through on his offer. But Mjoll? She had flatly denied him.
"I must go", says Aerin, after not answering Lord Haaf-Mersey's previous question.
Aerin leaves his home to loiter around Riften once more. And the Lord thinks this is just as well.
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The day is sunny once again in Riften. The sun always seems to shine here, Lord Haaf-Mersey notices. It's one of the reasons why he likes this village, despite its seedy nature, and an underground establishment which he and Marcurio had visited a few months earlier. Although Haaf-Mersey had his suspicions, he could not prove that The Ratway was anything other than a very dark tavern, located far beneath Riften itself. If there indeed
is an equivalent to a Thieves Guild headquarters here, there was nothing he could do about it.
But all of that is in the past. For now, Haaf-Mersey strolls in the sunshine, savoring this day. In the near future, it'll be 'back to work', and he will need to visit Castle Dawnguard once again.
"How can a humble serveant of Talos help you today?"
Lord Haaf-Mersey stops in his tracks, suddenly noticing the woman who has passed him. She's a monk, dressed in robes, and smelling of sandalwood. And he's never noticed her before.
"Ye speakth of Talos?" he asks.
Her name is Nura Snow-Shod. A humble servant of the Eight or the Nine. A priestess. As Nura stops and turns back to him, Haaf-Mersey considers her. Could he have feelings for a priestess? Could a priestess be the one who would 'take upon residence' at Lakeview Manor?
... It would be nice to have not just a woman, but one who is
devoted to the Nine protecting over his establishment. Mjoll and himself? ... What of Mjoll and himself? ... Mjoll had proven selfish, indeed, and as the Lord engages in conversation with Nura, he finds himself considering her fully.
But then, she speaks.
"He's dda proddector of man. Da dddragon of da north. He's da paddron saint of all mortals. And ddespite da Nords and their treaddy, he will always be..."
Lord Haaf-Mersey doesn't catch the rest. He was momentarily intrigued by her, but now he loses interest.
Her voice. It reminds him of his wife. And anyways, this priestess of Talos has not seen the light in Haaf-Mersey, not even as he wears an Amulet of Mara upon his chest.
She is not the one.
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"Did we have an appointment? I forget. ....A
delivery? I can't remember."
Riften's court wizard Wylandriah moans and frets, as Lord Haaf-Mersey visits her special room to do some buying and selling
"I'm in the middle of some delicate experiments," she informs him.
"What has thee such of pre-occupation, m'lady?" he asks, considering her now.
A priestess of Mara would not do, but what about a court wizard?
"Someone actually interested in what I'm doing!?" she gushes. "Well allow me to explain... My experimentation involves a magical construct and a re-agent, that will help the construct maintain a field of perfect harmony," she answers quickly.
Her words confuse Lord Haaf-Mersey. Being a non magic-user* he has no idea what she is talking about. ... But he is intrigued anyways.
She is one of intelligence, as the light of Julianos shineth within. ... In other words, she is the
opposite of his wife, Mjoll.
Could the lady I so seeketh bear practice towards the arts of arcane sorcery? the Lord thinks.
"I know not of what ye speaketh, m'lady".
"You don't have to because it's utter nonsense," she says, seeming human again. "It's never going to work, anyways" she pauses ..."No no no. What I need to do is
reverse that draw the harmonic energy of the re-agent into the magical construct. It was all there before me! Why didn't you tell me?" she blames.
"Tell ye?! ... That I should tell ye of thine mis-doings and business of yore? That I should speaketh thine language of arcanity, and dwell within such constructs of mind? 'Tis not of mine business, court wizard!"
"It's because you were absolutely right not to get it. It's a fundamental rule of wizardry!"
The Lord gives up, completely lost. He shrugs his shoulders, and has no idea what she is talking about.
"What's not to get? It's as simple as Travens first Axiom of Magic, or was it Tolfdir's Decree on Specialization?.... I'll need to look through my journals once again..."
"Perhaps I can be of assistance," offers the Lord.
"Yes I could use some help with that. An assistant, perhaps? No no no .... maybe a familiar? No .. too messy. No no I mean organization is not my strong suit at all. Perhaps if you could .. gather a few things for me?"
"Gather a few things?" the Lord asks, dumbfounded.
Ladies of interest here in Skyrim often
show their interest by giving an initial task to the men who intrigue them, the Lord suddenly realizes. With this thought, Lord Haaf-Mersey realizes he is not interested in Wylandriah, the court wizard of Riften. He is not interested in helping her "gather a few things", just to satisfy his own curiosity on whether or not she would make a suitable wife and steward. He can already see what a confusing woman this would make in his life.
People here in Skyrim could barely understand him (and his highish ways of speaketh) most of the time; what would it be like to be
married to someone who confused him just as often?
"So. You wish to master the arcane arts!" she says brightly, as Haaf-Mersey puts the Amulet of Mara back into his pocket, once again.
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"Such a shame, I thought we were gedding along so well! I'll head back to Reefden, in case you change your mind."
Mjoll had walked off sadly a few days earlier, still honoring the man who had shown her the world. She had walked outside of her own (and Aerin's) house, which means she had kept her word. She went to Riften.
Lord Haaf-Mersey considers his decision to end their marriage now that he is here in Castle Dawnguard, a marriage which had lasted just a few short weeks. He thinks his decision sound and pertinent, for he feels that after a bit more searching, he has finally found the one for him.
"Yes yes I haven't got all day" she says impatiently.
Her name is Ingjard. She is a strong woman and a Nord, and resides here in Fort Dawnguard. A vampire hunter. Perfect!
"Ye have desires to make travels with me, not just to procure the end of many a blood-sucking fiend, but also in service of The Nine?" Haaf-Mersey asks, hoping for a "yes".
"Lead the way," Ingjard answers.
And this is the way Lord Haaf-Mersey and Ingjard first met.