Yee-haw, look out marauders. They just made a mistake.

Sneaking 'n' sniping is fun.
Bjorn has a few more updates before his story concludes. Now here is part II of Mycharonna the Ice Witch's return. It seems all of us lately have been posting stories about evil or chaotic neutrals lately, except for my crusader guy on Xbox. We can't really count him though, I don't really write about him anymore like I used to.
Sundas, late evening. Last Seed 16, 4th Era Year 202Days Passed: 364
She was here several hours ago.Emperor Titus Mede II was troubled about the odd woman, the one who'd shown up in his cabin early that morning, but had not defended herself at all, as Mede had rained blow after blow upon her. Where was she? Where had she gone? "I was sure I locked my quarters," Mede had mused to his new posse.
One of his new crew had made an interesting suggestion though. Perhaps somebody up in Solitude had heard the story about the old woman getting downed by the emperor, and had decided to take action. Several people had the Katariah's key. It was possible somebody could have returned to the ship, unlocked Mede's cabin, and then removed the old hag as a sort of 'gift.' Maybe this person even had his own reasons for doing so, beyond pleasing Emperor Mede (yet remaining anonymous). The woman had been some sort of high-powered witch after all; perhaps this person might have taken the woman's body somewhere else, where her various parts (hair, eyes, fingernails) might be used for magical experiments.
"Aye that," agreed one of the soldiers.
The real blow however was not Titus's confusion over what happened to her, it was to his ego. He'd been excited on their trip back from Solitude, excited that he'd be able to show the results of his axe-work. He'd be able to show his new men just what a great fighter he'd been, that he was, in fact, just like one of them, when it came to a little one-on-one. But the old hag's absence from his cabin had ruined all of this. Whoever had removed her
should be found, and then punished, in fact! Even if he had been trying to make a good deed.
Titus had had a long day though, one with lots of surprises, and lots of revelry. The matter of the old woman was quickly dropped, as Mede's new crew got busy. There was plenty to do. Titus decided he'd better get into bed soon, so he could be fresh and ready for their trip back to Cyrodiil.
He'd fallen asleep quickly, and so he did not notice when the screaming began.
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Late evening"These corpses are damned heavy. Too bad whoever removed the old woman didn't bother to take all the other dead with him."
"Aye," agreed the same soldier from before.
"Quit yer belly-achin'," said a third soldier, one of the new captains, matter of fact. "The sooner we get these poor saps off the Katariah for proper burial, the sooner we can get into our bunks, maybe sip a little mead."
"Aye, that."
The task before them was great though, and it might even take all night. Whoever that Dark Brotherhood witch had been, she'd done plenty of damage throughout the entire ship. Not just the crew of soldiers and seafarers either; the entire place was a mess. Books and weapons strewn, crates and barrels toppled. Streaks of bluish-white essences were everywhere, too. These 'essences' were definite signs that whoever the old woman had been, she'd been quite an expert in the arts of frost magic.
"And when the dead have been moved, then the real fun begins. How will we clean up all this blood?"
"Aye."
"Hmph. Is that all you say? 'Aye', or 'aye, that?'"
There was a pause, and then. "Aye."
... Which sent the three men working the upper deck into peals of laughter. Soldier #1 dropped the body he'd been hauling with soldier #2, and even the watch captain had joined in, for a good twenty seconds or so. Laughing until they saw stars. This sort of laughter was good, and even necessary, to help them deal with the grim tasks ahead. Their laughter eased their plight, and might have helped them form a solid bond of friendship by the time they got to Topal Bay.
... and they didn't notice until it was too late... "Been so long since I killed a Stormcloak," mused soldier #1 after the laughter ended.
"Keep yer guard up though. You never know when one of those rebels will show up."
"Aye that."
"Wonder what's for breakfast? Rabbit stew? Ugh. I hope not."
"Better to have some rabbit stew from a proper hearth, rather than getting served in a blinding snow storm."
"Aye."
"What was that?"
...something moving along the crates and barrels, up there on the ship's bow..."This Imperial armor's damned heavy," complained the captain.
"I was sure I heard something," said soldier #1.
This time, soldier #2 did not just say
aye, or
aye, that. Instead, he was engulfed by a flash of red light, there one second and gone the next. He then unsheathed his sword, and went looking around for somebody to beat up.
Aye, anybody close will do, he thought in his sudden confusion.
"I'll find you!"
The first soldier had also taken readied his sword, but was surprised to see that the
aye that soldier was now coming after him. "Huh?" ... He readied his blade in his right hand, and a fire-based spell in his left. But the
aye that soldier was not really much of a soldier in comparison. All it took was two carefully-aimed fireballs before he'd never agree to anything again.
"Where are ya?"
Adept in magic, the first soldier began looking for ....
who? ....
What? ...while on the ship's stern the watch captain began firing arrows into the darkness, hoping to connect. Neither man was very successful though, and after just a minute, they both began to wonder what had just happened, while cursing the fact that there was now another dead body to move.
That was when the 'dead body' began to move. On its own. After a flash of blueish essence.
"Must....kill!" the
aye soldier croaked. Soldier #1 initially ignored the rising man, and went looking on the Katariah's bow, finding nothing, but sensing something.
"You can't hide from me."
He didn't have much time to look though. His former shipmate raised his sword high, and took a mighty swing.
"What in the Eight Divines is that thing?" he cried.
As he fought and eventually became mortally wounded, Mycharonna the Ice Witch prepared her favorite spell, freezing both the soldier and his former shipmate to death and undeath, before the watch captain firing arrows from the ship's stern even knew what to do.
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Over the next hour or so, the Ice Witch made her way through the Katariah for the second time, systematically defeating its entire crew with its own members. One by one, the dead fell, came back to life, and then rose again, to fight again, this time on the opposing side. All the while, Emperor Titus Mede II slept like a lamb.
But not for long.
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3:19 AMIn fact, he awoke just as the last man fell, just yards away from his cabin. Mede awoke, and began pacing, still wearing the kingly clothes he'd killed the hag in, nearly 24 hours earlier. He got up, and began to pace and talk to himself, while a shadowy visitor walked through his cabin's door.
"And once again, I've proven Commander Maro the fool," Mede mused to himself. "I told him, you can stop the Dark Brotherhood. Never shall they return." Mede sat down. Began looking at the cup of wine upon his desk.
That's when he noticed her.
"You... no! It cannot be! But I.... you... you're supposed to be dead!"
The hag in dark clothes said nothing at first. "No, I already
was dead," she spoke in a monotone. "But by performing as you did on this morn, you have only made me stronger. I have returned from death, and now undeath. My powers you cannot comprehend."
"You and I have a date with destiny it woud seem," Titus continued, trying a little bit of tact, apparently. "It is futile to even try attacking you if you'd just come back, so it would seem. As an assassin of the Dark Brotherhood who has greeted me twice, yes I must die, and yes, you must deliver the blow, but I wonder, would you suffer an old man's wish before the deed is done?"
The hag said nothing. And readied her blade.
Several hours later, the people up in Solitude began to look down toward the Katariah, wondering why it was still anchored, far below the town.