At least you can use him as a pillow
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Naah, you donīt weigh that much
At least you can use him as a pillow
At least you can use him as a pillow
He's a small creature, and would be a mean pillow lol
I have always used our cats as pillows. They purr so nice under my head
WHAAAAATTT???!?!!!?!?!?!?!
Hi, Tolkien junkie!
What are you so surprised about?
What are you so surprised about?
Who uses cats as pillows? Perhaps I say this in prejudice, as I am indeed allergic.
I do, they are great to rest your head on
But I guess itīs not so good if youīre allergic
But I guess itīs not so good if youīre allergic
*Staggers into thread, collapses gratefully into comfortable seat*
Evenin' all
Evenin' all
Hi Callidus 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:02 PM) 
*Staggers into thread, collapses gratefully into comfortable seat*
Evenin' all
Hello.
How're your saturdays going?
Hope they're better than mine.
Hope they're better than mine.
Good.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
A friend wants me to come over and I'm not feeling up to going anywhere. I don't think she understands that I'm the type that needs lots of space.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:08 PM)
Good.
What's wrong?
A great deal. Went to get a new game, only to find it out of stock, and got rained on for nothing.
Also my chest sucks and my knee hurts.
Hence, hoping you guys are having a better day than I have.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:09 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:08 PM)
Good.
What's wrong?
A great deal. Went to get a new game, only to find it out of stock, and got rained on for nothing.
Also my chest sucks and my knee hurts.
Hence, hoping you guys are having a better day than I have.
That sucks
Hope things get better for ya
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:12 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:09 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:08 PM)
Good.
What's wrong?
A great deal. Went to get a new game, only to find it out of stock, and got rained on for nothing.
Also my chest sucks and my knee hurts.
Hence, hoping you guys are having a better day than I have.
That sucks
Hope things get better for ya
It's make a nice change, but I'm not holding my breath on that front.
Just to amuse myself I'm wondering how long I have to wait before I can jokingly start prodding Liz into posting in the roleplay thread.
I figure I need to leave it a couple of days, so I doubt I'll get the chance
Just poke at her whenever. It's fun
I'm right here lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:16 PM)
Just poke at her whenever. It's fun
Yeah, but she's armed.
And Texan.
And kinda scary, what with all that about poison you were talking about a while back.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 06:17 PM)
I'm right here lol
*Tries to look innocent*
Hey Liz
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 01:17 PM)
I'm right here lol
I know
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:18 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:16 PM)
Just poke at her whenever. It's fun
Yeah, but she's armed.
And Texan.
And kinda scary, what with all that about poison you were talking about a while back.
But she's friendly! I promise!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:19 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 01:17 PM)
I'm right here lol
I know
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:18 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:16 PM)
Just poke at her whenever. It's fun
Yeah, but she's armed.
And Texan.
And kinda scary, what with all that about poison you were talking about a while back.
But she's friendly! I promise!
Yeah, but if I say too much I might end up locked in the roleplay thread or something, just to make sure it keeps going
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:20 PM)
It is a fine line I must walk.
A single misstep could mean doom
On the plus side, lots of potential for comedy, through the medium of intentional-comic-misinterpretation
And silliness.
Lots of silliness
Look on the bright side goddamit
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:24 PM)
Look on the bright side goddamit
Can't.
I'm no optimist.
Aren't you in the Steam and Steel roleplay, too? XD
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 06:25 PM)
Aren't you in the Steam and Steel roleplay, too? XD
Yup. How many are you in? Just out of curiosity.
I'm pretty sure it's someone else's turn at present.
Damned if I know
Edit:
*checks thread*
Yup, either Dantrag or the Colonel.
Yeah, I'm in...four? Lunacy, Lost Knife, Steam, and Wobbly Goblet.
Four
Plus fanfiction?
Wow.
Plus fanfiction?
Wow.
AND KoB and I's private one. My mind is always occupied, lol
Plus I have a full time job, a kid, and a husband.
SO NO EXCUSES XD
I'm such a sad individual lol
Plus I have a full time job, a kid, and a husband.
SO NO EXCUSES XD
I'm such a sad individual lol
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 06:48 PM)
AND KoB and I's private one. My mind is always occupied, lol
Plus I have a full time job, a kid, and a husband.
SO NO EXCUSES XD
I'm such a sad individual lol
Woah.
I have so much free time...
But I'm bordering on being a misanthrope.
However, I definitely rate a higher score than you on the sad individual scale, so don't worry.
My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM)
My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy
That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.
It takes up too mushroom
I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:04 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM)
My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy
That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.
It takes up too mushroom
I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.
If a pun doesn't make me hate you, you're not doing it right.
Well done XD
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 02:04 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM)
My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy
That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.
It takes up too mushroom
I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.
How could you do that?!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 07:06 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:04 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM)
My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy
That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.
It takes up too mushroom
I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.
If a pun doesn't make me hate you, you're not doing it right.
Well done XD
Terrible puns are a tradition in my family, on both sides.
The same goes for terrible jokes.
You have been warned...
I eagerly await the corniness!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 07:11 PM)
I eagerly await the corniness!
Alas, you know not the horrors that await you...
But soon you will, and then you will look back on this and weep.
And just to get the ball rolling, going by the above quote, when it comes to corn you're all ears
-groans-
It hurts so good XD
It hurts so good XD
Ooh! Puns!
I love puns... especially the pointless ones
A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans."
ok you can shoot me now
I love puns... especially the pointless ones
A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans."
ok you can shoot me now
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM)
Ooh! Puns!
I love puns... especially the pointless ones
A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans."
ok you can shoot me now
OWWWWWWW
WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
Because you like pain
Liz!!
Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now
Liz!!
Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 06:24 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM)
Ooh! Puns!
I love puns... especially the pointless ones
A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans."
ok you can shoot me now
OWWWWWWW
WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
I ask myself the same thing everytime...
My favorite puns are car puns. I never tire of them and they make laugh wheelie hard
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 07:25 PM)
Because you like pain
Liz!!
Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now
But he's only half the man he used to be
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 07:32 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 06:24 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM)
Ooh! Puns!
I love puns... especially the pointless ones
A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans."
ok you can shoot me now
OWWWWWWW
WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
I ask myself the same thing everytime...
My favorite puns are car puns. I never tire of them and they make laugh wheelie hard
I prefer puns about buses.
You don't hear see any for ages, then three turn up at once.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 06:39 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 07:25 PM)
Because you like pain
Liz!!
Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now
But he's only half the man he used to be
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 07:32 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 06:24 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM)
Ooh! Puns!
I love puns... especially the pointless ones
A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans."
ok you can shoot me now
OWWWWWWW
WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
I ask myself the same thing everytime...
My favorite puns are car puns. I never tire of them and they make laugh wheelie hard
I prefer puns about buses.
You don't hear see any for ages, then three turn up at once.
Both of those got me....
Should I be ashamed?
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
There are literal tears in my eyes, yall lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 07:46 PM)
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
The apprentice kept him on his toes, until the shoemaker finally brought him to heel, though he had to sell his sole to do so.
Oh by the way, did you guys hear about the person who got hit in the head by a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink...
He was lucky it was a soft drink...
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 07:50 PM)
Oh by the way, did you guys hear about the person who got hit in the head by a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink...
He knew when he'd been Tango'd
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