Fribble! Just fribble!

Rainy roo, rainy roo!

They know their doom. But not the hour.

You are the one from my dreams.

It's...it's YOU! The Hero from Kvatch! This...is quite an honor.....

:blush:

Greetings, citizen.

I´m so happy to see you, I could burst!

How fare thee friend

I´ve been better

[COUGH]

I've lived here all my life. Grown grapes. It's all I know. Fresh air, mountains, the grapes on the vine. It's just... beautiful

It is all in the nose. Yes, of course, it is also in the mouth! The fragrance, the sharp, startling odor... the sheep's cheese... ambrosia! Nectar! Yes. I am the Shepherd, Uuras. And it is my sheep, and my deft hand and sharp nose, which produce the glorious cheeses of Skingrad!

Where can you get sheep's cheese but in Skingrad? And why? Because only in Skingrad is Uuras, Master of Sheep's Cheese! I can also teach a bit of Athletics. Why, you ask? Because I am the mountain sheep's brother, and I must dash with him from crag to crag.

Feeding time is over vampire! Time to go back to the grave that spawned you

Oh, is that how you feel?

I´m Gaston Surilie. Perhaps you've met my brother, Davide? Together, we are the Surilie Brothers Winery

I like cheese. Not more than sheep, though. I'm not sure about Uuras.

It has no master?

Away from me, housecat! Look at that fur. What a disgrace.

The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!

You're the gray fox!

We don´t talk about him in public

Is there are greater host in Bruma than Hafid Hollowleg?

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures

Horrible creatures! I hope to never see another!

I hear the high elves train them!

I can´t imagine

I doubt you really mean that

I´ve heard others say the same!

Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

(I´ve heard that) My life is drab and wretched by comparison!

That's not funny. Not even a little bit

Haha, that´s great! How´s it go again...?

Do you want to hear a Khajiit joke?

*picks.... no*

Why do Khajiit lick their butts

*picks "Why" *

To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!

Nn-ya tiink?

[SNORT]

SHOWING YOUR FACE WAS THE LAST MISTAKE YOU'LL EVER MAKE!!!

THIS IS PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!

HA! YOU'LL NEVAHH TAKE ME DOWN!!!

JUMP ON MY SWORD WHILE YOU CAN!!

(...which is actually a mace... )

RUN AWAY!

A coin for an old beggar?

DIE, CUR!

You smell of death! Been conjuring up dead things?

You're a traitor to your own kind!

Oh, don´t talk such rot!

I doubt you really mean that