Nords who drink either get friendly or mean. I´m here to deal with the mean ones.

They say that I was selected as Dibella's Primate in large part because of my loving nature and my striking looks.

Don´t make me laugh!

He's not the smartest man, but he's a nice guy. I just hope he can keep his business afloat.

You want meee? I'm Vigge! ...I'm Mage's Guild but I don't traaaain or anything.

I..... like you too

Good bye!

Hello!

What's going on with youuuuu?

Ah, my favorite customer! Whatcha got?

Fooool! ...You just exposed me to the Thieves Guild! That "citizen" was actually the guild member who was hired to do the theft!

No more! You´re frightening me!

[SNORT]

Your money, or your life!

I doubt you really mean that.

I´m embarrassed, but thank you

I see you, hello!

What news do you bring?

Don´t talk such rot!

(Not an Oblivion quote there, KoB )

(Eh. I know there's a quote along those lines. My memory isn't the best...)

Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

My neighbor, Dro'shanji, is worried. He's seen creatures around the house lately. Why don't you talk to Dro'shanji, see if you can help?

You don´t want the very best. You want cheap, and I got cheap

What's a pretty young thing like me doing in this swamp town? I inherited the business from my late husband, and I aim to make it work.

I hear Varon Vamori has quite the silver tounge.

(Just read your update Renee, so I know why you have a Bravil quote )

That's not funny. Not even a little bit.

I think Glarthir is having one of his bad spells lately, have you noticed?

Fine. Play it that way. Let me give you some friendly advice. Glarthir is crazy. Maybe harmless crazy, maybe not. Don't get involved with him. If he asks you to do anything... strange... you come see me first, got it? Or any of the town Guard. Let us handle it.

Go take yo'r break.

Thank the gods. My feet are KILLING me

(Might not be the exact quote )

If you get into any trouble, COME FIND ME.

Did you hear that? I think someone´s calling for a guard, I guess that´s our que!

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

I´m only asking for a single coin

Blow away windbag.

I doubt you really mean that.

Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me CRAAAAZYY! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant. Rats in a cream sauce, rat flambe, rat necrom with bonemeal gravy, deep-fried rat, lemon rat and wild rice, RAT RAGU WITH POWDERED DEER PEEEENISSSS!!!

Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt outta town, but they left the RATS! RAAATTSSS..

Nooooo!!!!

What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?

...everybody needs a copy of the Black Horse Courier...

Sorry. Only one copy per customer

I´ve heard others say the same

This is the part where you fall down, and bleed to death!

I..... like you too

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Well if you must have heavy armor go see Vernado. So heavy, so ugly. But it´s your choice.

CAPITAL!

My neighbor, Dro'shanji, is worried. He's seen creatures around the house lately. Why don't you talk to Dro'shanji, see if you can help?

I'm savin' up enough fer some med'cine

Have a coin, beggar

Thank *you kind sir!

Go away foool!

What's your story?