Ok this is a simple thread , some of you might know it

basically you hold conversations ( one comment per post) and you wait for somebody else to reply , you know how crazy the conversations npc have are , well , now you can do it

ie . me : blessing of mystara upon ye

perosn 2 : i saw a mudcrab by the water yesterday ...awful creatures

person 3 : ive heard others say the same


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" the emperor and his three sons dead! Right under the noses of the imperial guard! Its a disgrace"

I doubt you really mean that

*SNORT*

Farewell! May the roads carry you safely in your journeys!

" heard any news from the other provinces?"

"I hear that Skyrim is under siege! The daedra lay waste to the old holds and there is little to do to stop them!"

I'm not aware of any post limit here, guys. Hopefully you can just continue to use this thread rather than starting numbers 2-infinity.

"Am I supposed to be impressed?"

Huh? Must have been the wind.

I´ve heard others say the same

hmm , better cut off the ale

One place is pretty much like another. Regner hates it, but Regner hates everything

no offense but i dont want to hear about any MARA MOTHER MILD ...we had a nice chapel weeding ...good enough for my ma n' pa , and good enough for me.

Plenty of mineral deposits in the Jerall Mountains. I´m out for weeks at a time by myself but I don´t mind it

"hi there!"

"WHAT? "

( lol i love that line , the person who says it sounds like they are saying "filthy swit " but instead go for what , haha why is it they always get this cheerful nord whom has just been promoted at work when they were woke up at 2.34 am in the morning by a glitch in their AI skedule XD XD )

You... you´re the one from my dreams! Then the stars were right, this is the day!

"ow look! Its the emperor! ahh..uriel spetim ... came quite a bit down from your status havnt you ? how do the guards treat royals ? extra beatings ? a serving of cruel? look at you , this is all your ever going to see, a bit of light from a barred window and these four stone walls , ow yes that right . your going to DIE IN HERE URIEL , YOUR GOING TO DIE. "

You just derailed, this isn´t NPC conversation...

ive heard other say the same

Welcome to the Mystic Emporium! Calindil is here, with all your needs, under one roof. Look and buy. Nothing could be easier

im varnado , and well if you MUST by light armour , go see mario rufus...

"but im not , i want heavy armour ."

Well, if you MUST have Heavy Armor, see Varnado. So heavy, so ugly... but it's your choice.

OR you can get medium armour...just go to morrowind

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"one more coin and i can buy a pair of shoes!"

Fribble! Just fribble!

SKOOOOMA? YOU , RIGHT BUDDY ?

Ahh, come on! Pass the Skooma already!!

They say that when you murder someone , the dark brotherhood comes to you in you sleep , it how they recruit new members! - gasp ohhh!

Not bad work for some folks. If you´ve got the stones for it

"Amantius Allectus was killed during a burglary. They say the house was ransacked." -Amantius Allectus

Yes he actually told me he had been killed during the burglary.

By the GODS!

What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?

What? Look, pal, no talkie right now, okay? I'm here to watch people get mutilated, not blab like an old woman!

So much dirt, and so little time... pause but a moment, and you'll be drowned in the tide... Trash! Mud! Dust! We all love Count Marius, and his father before him... Arkay bless his soul... such a fine young man. And now, his new wife, so beautiful, so fine. And wise? Oh, yes! The new Lady Leyawiin is daughter to Countess Arriana Valga, County Chorrol, and so she knows just how the county should be run. Lady Alessia tells Count Marius exactly what to do... and he does as she says... But listen to me! Cawing and chattering like an old fishcrow...

I can handle some type of stolen property. Whatchya got?

STOP . TALKING.

I doubt you really mean that

no...i....i....ow miro


Wait let me say that again

Never seen you here before. You look like you can handle yourself in a fight. And I’m sure you wouldn’t mind making a little extra money. Hmmmm... I’ve put together a, well... a gang. We make money by luring fools out to the middle of nowhere and robbing them blind. Our targets? Weak willed men who are easily fooled into believing they will have their way with us. Hahaha... men are so gullible. I leave the decision up to you. If you want to join up, meet us at the Gweden farmhouse around 11 in the evening. I’ll mark it on your map. Oh, and one more thing, if you breathe a word of this to the city guard, you won’t live long enough to get whatever reward they’re offering

Haha! That´s funny! That´s really too much!

Well, that’s never happened before. I suppose we’d have to kill you. I mean, we can’t have you going back to Anvil and ruining the whole plan. But why say no, when it’s so much easier, and more lucrative, to say yes? Or are you here for something else? Damn, I knew it. You’re working for the city guard, aren’t you? I didn’t think they would be stupid enough to send someone alone, but so be it. I should have known after I fenced that stupid ring and discovered it was a fake. Worthless! All part of the guard’s plan I suppose. Ok, girls! We got someone who doesn’t want to cooperate!

It´s just a sport. Chapel climbing! The Watch doesn´t like it but you don´t climb chapels while the Watch is standing around!

Interesting. Go on...

The Sintavs have always been one of the leading families in the City. We will refrain from contact with the Atius, unless provoked

What Uncle Iniel says, goes. He says "Lay off the Atius bastards!" So we lay off

...I'm a Sintav. That's all you need to know

* This rumour is great , ive only heard it once when i was in a inn , it such a typical "two great nations divided by a common language" plot


To-mat-toe, to-mat-to , de-dra , da-dra , its all the same to me

Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni!

LIAR! you dont look like a count

I think we´re in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything

Don´t talk such rot!

you hear about Gogan? A gang of thieves is running a scam in town, and he fell for it! Hahaha... what an idiot!

WELCOME WELCOME! TO THE ARENA!! YOU CAME TO WATCH A FIGHT, AND A FIGHT YOU SHALL HAVE!
IT´S THE BLUE TEAM VS THE YELLOW TEAM, IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

LOWERRRRRR THE GATES!!!