Say your piece or stand aside!


[really cracked up at the "start talking snowman" one. wow. ]

That works for me!



[Heard it from the Orc sister running the inn when she was talking to a Nord woman. Think I never heard it before!]

Do your worst!

You dare face the might, of the IMPERIAL LEGION!!!

I'll make captain for this

Bother me again and you might live to regret it!


[honestly, I feel a little squeamish writing 'negative' replies sometimes in this thread! Like, I'd NEVER tell anyone here at Chorrol they might 'live to regret' anything after they 'bother' me! I have to always remind myself that being contrary and/or rude is OK while pretending to be an Oblivion NPC!]

Want to pick up a shield and go a round later? Been some time since I saw action

You're not afraid of trouble, are you? You'd like the Fighters Guild.

You're smarter than you look, hehe

Not funny, not even a little bit.

I'm with you, completely!

Not buying that one.

I'm Brother Hridi, and I'm a very pious man. ⛪

You should have PAID THE FINE!!!

I'm not talking to you. It's because I don't like you!

I doubt you really mean that

[SNIFF] 🦎

COUGHCOUGHCOUGH

Izzat the best you can dooooo?

I can fix almost anything

So long!

How does the day greet you, friend?

The Imperial City runs the Arena to amuse the masses. And it pays for itself with all the fools who lose their shirt gambling

Where to go for the best blunt weapons? Slash n' Smash in the Imperial City

It is a privilege.

Please. By all means.

Hey do ya mind not trampling on my crops? Whaddoya want?

*Bribes*

Oh that's just the thing!

How does Olfland manage to be a smith, trainer, and babysitter?

M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not...

How are you?

Ah, I let that go too cheaply.

Want some advice? Go down to the sea, stand awhile. Think of the distant lands across the water...

Begone, weakling! I have no use for you.

What's the matter? Getting tired?

'ave pity pretty lady. I gots nuthing ta eat! 🍴

Sweetroll for Fimmion! SWEEEEETROLL!!!

Thank you, kind lady! 🥐 Blessings of Mystara upon ye!

Remember, act natural, like we haven't done anything illegal

Is there anywhere in Cyrodiil where one can get away from goblins and rats????

He-hee, good one!

Those who live by the commands of the Nine receive blessings of Strength when they visit the Wayshrines of Tiber Septim. ⚔

Malacath likes you! You don't look very foul or ugly, but just keep doing ugly stuff and you'll be fine

Identify yourself!

Dumania Jirich, Primate of Anvil. I speak with the voice of Dibella, and greet you with love. They say that I was selected as Dibella's Primate in large part because of my loving nature and my striking looks.

If you're looking to buy a horse, go inside and talk to Clesa

Go away, fool!! 👺

Nice, isn't it? And quiet. Not much work for us to do

I'm so happy I could *BURST!*

Take some advice? Go down to the sea, stand awhile. Think of the distant lands across the water...

Have you noticed a change in the well water recently? It tastes strange to me...

[COUGH]

Be seeing you!

I don't know if I can help, but I'll try.

Time's quiet, yeah? Times like this I think the thieves and bandits are all away on holiday.

Right! The one in blue! You remembered



[Good choice, Renee ]

I doubt you really mean that.