So I've heard.

Really, now. You're such a charmer

I don't have time for you.

Really, now. You're such a charmer!

*SNORT*


It has no master..?

Away from me, housecat! Look at that fur... what a disgrace!

The prrrreeyyyyy.... approaches....

Whaaat?

Sometimes, people who are invisible are trying to get some privacy. Diram will be glad to talk your ear off about the whole mess.

Don't you think Hafid Hollowleg does a great job at Jerall View?

Just... LEAVE.

:0

Talk tough to me. I love tough guys.

A cooooiiiiiin, for an olde beggah?

Just... LEAVE.

Are you here to challenge me? I don't think so.

HA! You move like a pregnant cow!

*plink*


-Thank ye, kind sir

In the west, in old Colovia, that's where men are men. That's the Gold Coast, West Weald, and Colovian Highlands.

*SNORTS*

Nibeneans think they're slick. •Slippery• is more like it.

I sing your praises, and welcome you again

Blow away windbag!

To arms! TO ARMS!!!!!!

Be quick about this or find someone else to talk to!

BURST, BLOODSACK!

You have to go inside and talk to Petrine if you want to buy a horse. I can't help you

Terrible. Just terrible.

Where can you find some fun? That depends on your idea of fun. You can bet, fight, or both at the Arena. There are plenty of sights to see, and plenty of places to shop, but the Watch fowns on brawling and adventuring in the city.

I've heard others say the same. Be seeing you.
***

I'm Ulene Hlervu, Castle Mage. Perhaps you've been warned off me as a scandalous, blasphemous scoffer and cynic. The characterization is completely accurate. I despise the gods and those who bow before them.

Farewell. May the roads carry you safely in your journeys!

Are you kidding? I came here to get away from the mountains and snow. You ever spent a winter in Skyrim? Or Bruma? Give me the Gold Coast any day.

Bruma is the perfect town for a Nord man of leisure. Bracing mountain air, good food and drink, and lively Nord fellowship!

Did I give you the key after lockup last night? I really can't remember.

No! You filthy guttersnipe! You won't get away with this! By Sithis, if I could only move my arms I'd rip that smile right off your face!

...

Walk with our Lord.

Oh? If that's the way you feel about it.



(lol at the flow of this "conversation!" )

By the GODS!

An honor to be sure.

The Oak and Crosier is the place of choice for well-bred visitors to Chorrol. The Grey Mare is more suitable for.... others.

Well ain't you the high tom titty? You want something, I guess, or you wouldn't be messing up my air.

No talking! And by the way, we execute escaping prisoners. Just a friendly reminder.

What?!

No! Not like this!

(Guess who says this )

The proprietor at The Grey Mare is lovely. She and the guard captain would make a nice pair

Who are you? What do you want? I ain't done nothing!





(I have no idea who says that.. hmm... I'm guessing Mannimarco?)

RUN AWAY!!!!!

(Its that suicidal guy in the Shivering Isles, Hirrus Clumsypants)

Yooo mooooooooove like a pregnant *ARGH!*



(Makes sense. I haven't been to SI yet...)

How does Olfland manage to be a smith, trainer, and baby-sitter?

Also try my friend Ogier Georick, at the Main Ingredient, here in the District

I don't know how he does it. No wonder he spends so much time at the Tap 'n' Tack, though.




(Lol...oops)

The Count was once a tournament champion. Now he's a loafer and a skirt-chaser. And his son, Gellius, is a spoiled good-for-nothing skooma-sucker.

Who's on duty tonight? It's not me, is it?

You're alive. You did it! We beat that monster!