THIS! ENDS! HEEEEREEEEE!!

Jesan Sextius, singer, composer, and storyteller extraordinaire. Glad to meet you.

Oooooopeeeeeeen wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!



(Heard a summoned Xivilai say this )

What do you want, ashborn?

Your money, or your life!

Ask me what I think about chapels, praying, the Nine Divines. Go ahead. Ask me!

You've got quite the silver tongue....

Things could always be worse. And probably will be. I'm Kurz gro-Baroth. What can I do for you?

I guess Count Hassildor keeps Skingrad running smoothly, but you hardly ever see the man

Yes.

I like Skingrad just fine. Folks are a little quiet by Skyrim standards, but they're friendly and loyal when they get to know you.

Are you kidding? I came to Anvil to get away from the mountains and snow. You ever spent a winter in Skyrim? Or Bruma? Give me the Gold Coast any day!

I have nothing more to say to you. Goodbye!

By the Nine Divines! Assault! Assault!

I sing your praises, and welcome you again

Yeah, you think Bruma's cold, try a winter in the Wrothgarians. Bruma's a day at the beach.

You too!

I wasn't there! Not there at all! I can totally prove it! Ask anyone!

I guess I could have been an adventurer. But I like sleeping in a bed

I'm paraphrasing somewhat, since it's a couple of days since I overheard this conversation while in Cheydinhal, but, an exchange I don't recall was followed by:

Keld of the Isles: Heard any news from the other provinces ?
Random teen-aged boy (from Emma's Children of Cyrodiil mod): I don't care about that.
Keld: They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep.
Boy: Coooool ! (delivered, I have to say, very enthusiastically as well)

And the best part was, having seen the way Emma's mod works, I'm almost certain that exchange was entirely unscripted!

Huh?

Say what you're going to say.

What kind of deeeeal can I make for you todaaaaay?

Huh?

No doubt.

Without question


Heard any news from the oth - ASSAULT! ASSAULT!!

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!! Nobody breaks the law on MY watch!

I'm confiscating your stolen goods OH, and no gooooold to pay your fine hmm? It's off to the lockup then.

Go to Jail
Resist Arrest

Then PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

N-No, please! I'm sorry!

Urjabhi helps his brothers, a'Jiradh and Hassiri, to run the Black Horse Courier. Others write. We organize, we deliver. The news never stops!

The Black Horse Courier brings the news of the people to the people! We are funded by the Empire, so our broadsheets are always free

If you say so.

Goodbye.

Buying discount spells seems like a bad idea!

Blessed we are.

I'm new here in Bruma myself. I'm from down Heartland way. Nords up here, no offense, don't work as hard as us Imperial Heartlanders.

I see.

There are dark times, and people's minds are poisoned by rumors and superstition. Unless you can persuade me of your good intentions, I cannot speak further on this matter.

By god, the snow's coming down. I don't see many out here in the wild, but you look like you could take care of yourself.

Hafid says The Jerall View is doing good business!

[COUGH]

Nords who drink either get friendly or mean. I'm here to deal with the mean ones.

I hear the vampire hunter who was in town was a fake. It was apparently a ruse to get his hands on Bradon's key to a treasure chest!

I can tell you want something. Well, what is it?

[You cannot wait while guards are coming.]

Looks like you are in some trouble. Since we're friends, don't worry. I'll look the other way and take care of that fine for you

Olav makes everyone feel welcome

What I get every so often talking to a bartender/shopkeeper when I have like 90+ fame or so and 1 infamy for killing some d-bag who deserved it. And somehow everyone knows I did it.

"I used to think you were a hero. Turns out you're a sinner like the rest of us."

Then after I'm done talking to them, suddenly they are cheery that they saw me.

"Be seeing you!"

We understand each other perfectly!

Urjabhi helps his brothers, a'Jiradh and Hassiri, to run the Black Horse Courier. Others write. We organize, we deliver. The news never stops!

The Black Horse Courier brings the news of the people to the people. We operate all over Cyrodiil. Very fast. Very accurate. News happens? The Black Horse Courier is there!

I see.

As much as we hold mages to a higher standard, they are only human.

I sing your praises, and welcome you again