I see you - Hello!

Get out of here before you get hurt!

Look at the muscles on you

So long!

Take some advice? Go down to the sea, stand a while. Think on the distant lands across the waters

If you say so. What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?

I have nothing more to say to you.

blessing of mystara upon ye

Aha...

<who the heck is mystara?>

Don't! Please! I'm sorry!



(Mystara.... that's a good one. No listing at the UESP, so ... )

Nice friendly folk in Anvil, even the Countess greets me in the street. Well, except for that Newheim the Portly. He's a mean old scroat




(Can't find it either, but don't the bums sometimes mention that name upon exiting conversation?)

I've heard others say the same.

From Wikipedia:

Mystara is a campaign setting for the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role playing game. It was the default setting for the "Basic" version of the game ...



Me never played D&D...

Indee-ed

Greetings, Dunmer.




<We played a DnD hybrid game (made our own rules by combining DND with another table game; a sort of table-gaming mod, if you will) and now that it's been mentioned, "Mystara" is suddenly ringing a bell in my head. >

What do you want, Breton trash?

Ships sail from Anvil harbor for ports-of-call in Hammerfell, Summerset Isle, Yokuda, and the Western Isles

How delightful!

Welcome!

You have something to say to me, Bosmer?

Ok, who am I? Maenlorn? Or Caenlorn?

Don't talk such rot!

Right! The one in blue! You remembered

Why do you bother me? Go away!

Must have been knocked on the head. Talks all sorts of rot. Meek as a sheep though

You're a big... fat... liar!

Yes! Yes! Whatever you say!

Don't tryyyy.... to manipulate meeee

CAPITAL!!!

Indee-eed

What can this peaceful monk do for you, stranger?

I can seeeee you are a kinnnd souuuul gentllle laaady.

Is that so?

I've got quality goods for sale here. What can I interest you in?



There's the Bloated Float at the Waterfront. Sleep on a boat. ⛴ And cheap, too.

I doubt you really mean that

Farewell.

Yeaaah, I still got rooms, what do you need?

Ssch! You'll spook the deer...!

.;l;aflsd

Yes! Yes! Whatever you say!

Best way to take out a skeleton is with a big weapon. Forget spells. Just smack them and watch the bones fly

Fighting's easy. Just lead them out on the water and shoot them full of holes. If you've got a bow, of course, and can walk on water.

No. I'm sorry. I must have dozed off. Were you waiting long?

This guildhall is going to hell in a hogcart. Look at what they give me! Keld of the Isles? Othimbar? Both Guardian rank? Pffh! Useless

By the GODS!!!!

Be seeing you. 👋

Blow away, Windbag!"

No one can experience The City for you. You must go, walk, touch, feel, see, talk to everyone!

An honor to be sure.

Yes, I am the City's Arena gatekeeper, but I'm not on duty now. If you want to bet on a fight, come see me between 9AM and 9PM

Have you ever been to Stonewall Shields?

The Arboretum. That's where J'mad likes to go. Always quiet, always green

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