QUOTE(Acadian @ Feb 3 2015, 08:37 PM)

Lopov, this was dark, mysterious and actually hilarious all at the same time!

Despite the dark theme, I imagine you had great fun writing this!
Thanks! Indeed, I had fun writing it, sometimes writing is even more fun than gaming.
QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 5 2015, 05:01 PM)

Lopov, I especially enjoyed the closeup of doomed Ihjizz’s face. What a great update! I loved it!
Thanks! Ihjizz should know better and watch both sides of the road.
In the following story there are some pics of people with underwear - nothing too revealing, mostly vanilla stuff. But if it offends someone, then don't click on the pics.

Also, the dark one might be difficult to spot in two or three pics.
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Gord… was bored.
But being on
guard at night had its advantages – the pay was better and he didn’t need to sleep next to his nagging wife who snored worse than an Orc Matriarch. Fortunately, not many visitors came to Falkreath during days and even less during nights, and lately there weren’t many battles between the Legion and Stormcloaks going on in the hold, so Gord’s job was quite simple. Besides, there were other guards doing rounds in Falkreath, so in case something bad happened, he’d get help immediately.
But how can defend himself not against the bad but against the worst?
It jumped from a hill east of the gates,
almost invisible in the dark night. Gord didn’t notice it at all. Not long after, while he was still thinking about how calm that night is,
someone was sneaking up to him…
Vigg was another guard on duty that night and his assignment was to patrol the main road leading through Falkreath. Not long after the black shadow rose over Falkreath, he came to the east gate but his friend Gord wasn’t at his
usual post.
“Hmm…where did Gord go? Maybe behind a tree to answer the call of Kynareth he he he. He should be back soon.”
And Vigg was right. When he came to the east gate twenty minutes later, Gord was indeed there, guarding the gate, standing at his
post as he was supposed to.
“Everything all right, Gord?” asked Vigg.
“Mhmm,” he heard from under Gord’s helmet.
“Good. Same here. It’s a quiet night, isn’t it? If only my knee wouldn’t hurt so much because of that arrow I took the other day. I already told you that I used to be an adventurer, right?”
Gord said nothing. Vigg waited for a few seconds, hoping for another chance to tell Gord about his adventuring days but it seemed that he wasn’t in a right mood.
“Khajiit got your tongue?” asked Vigg, still not losing hope that Gord might take pity on him and allow him to brag about his past deeds.
Just one “Mhmm,” came from under Gord’s helmet.
“Fine, fine. I’ll tell you about it some other day. I’m sure you still don’t know that I single-handedly killed almost two giants once?”
Silence.
Vigg rolled his eyes and decided to do another round, maybe guard at the west gates will be more interested in his tales. But as Vigg was walking down the road, passing the carriage driver, the silent guard slowly turned around and
left his usual post. He was walking
behind his “friend” Vigg, continuing down the main road, passing the carriage driver, heading straight to inner Falkreath.
At that time Kust, a monk working at the Temple of Arkay, was returning from the Dead Man’s Drink when he met two guards, the first one was Vigg who greeted Kust in his usual manner and
the second one was another male who didn’t pay any attention to Kust. As he passed both of them, he stopped and turned around, looking at the second guard. “Hmm...this guard…he sure is a slim one.” Kust knew all guards from Falkreath and although he couldn’t know who was behind a helmet, because all of them had to wear fully closed helmets when on duty, he knew that most of them were muscular.
“Maybe we have a new guard in town. But why do I get a feeling that this guard wanted to avoid me when he saw me passing in his direction. Odd.” He looked at the guard one more time but he was already too far, close to Grave Concoctions. “Yeah, he’s a man, that’s for sure. But there’s something else about him that doesn’t feel right…what is it, damn it? Ah, well, I better go to sleep, I’m just paranoid. I see intruders everywhere because of this bloody war!”
Dorman, a guard in charge of guarding
exterior of bootlicker Jarl Siddgeir’s longhouse, saw the silent guard, and just like Kust he noticed that he is very slim and that his fur boots were obviously too big for him because he had some trouble walking in them. For the same reasons as Kust, Dorman couldn’t know who was behind the helmet, but he didn’t seem familiar. As the guard went behind the corner of Jarl’s longhouse, Dorman suddenly remembered something that he saw when the guard passed under a lantern. “Hold on,” he thought, “just hold on for a second, Dorman. This guard had…!”
Not even a scream of pain was heard in the dark night when
the bound dagger played its deadly song again, so sweet and pleasant to his wielder.
When Vigg later returned down the main road, disappointed because even the guard at west gate wasn’t interested in a tale of how he once decapitated an undead chicken that threatened Riverwood, he noticed that
Dorman was gone from outside the longhouse but didn’t pay much attention to it. “He’s probably inside to see if Jarl Siddgeir is still breathing, long live the Empire!” In his worst dreams Vigg couldn’t imagine that Dorman was no longer alive, his throat cut, his corpse hidden
behind an alchemy shop.
As he continued his route to the east gates, the slim guard came from behind the shop, Dorman’s blood still dripping from his hands. He crouched in front of the alchemy shop and unleashed
fire from his hands, burning the lock of Grave Concoctions. The doorknob was still hot when he touched it and silently sneaked inside…
He quickly found what was he looking for – a common potion of cure disease. Although he was used to sleep during days and roam during nights, he didn’t want to become a bloodsucker after being bitten by a master vampire at the Shriekwind Bastion. He knew very well that potions were his only means of healing because Divines cursed him long ago, just as they did anyone else that lived a life like his.
But does one need Gods if it walks side by side with evil?
Beside the potion there was something else that got his attention. Zaria, the proprietor, was sleeping quietly; not having the faintest idea about the man in guard’s armor watching her so
close that she could almost feel his breath on her body.
After watching her for some time, playing with ideas what he could do to her to make her surprised in the morning, the man in guard’s armor silently unbuttoned the Falkreath cape on his back and slowly placed it over Zaria’s body, buttoning it up in front of her neck. Zaria flinched, feeling something but the man in guard’s armor was a skilled one and with his skills it wasn’t difficult to gently place
the cape over her body without waking her up.
But he didn’t do it to make her comfortable or warm. No, no, he did it to prove to himself that he could do it. A twisted smile was playing on his lips behind the closed helmet helmet as he was slowly stepping backwards out of the shop, admiring Zaria’s body in the cape with an emblem of the deer’s head.
Twenty minutes later armor of Falkreath was tossed on a ground next to dead Gord and his assassin already changed back to his
black outfit. Leaving Falkreath, he walked up the main road, satisfied with
him. It was all about to get the potion but why not make it a little more interesting than merely stealing it?
Because life without walking on the edge is not worth living.