QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 28 2013, 04:57 PM)

QUOTE(Grits @ Aug 28 2013, 01:49 PM)

Ooo, very nice! Out of the shadows he comes...
It's great to have a face to put with the thigh and hand.
Yes, Ive ruined my mystery. I
knew I should have licensced John Hamm's image when I had the chance...
I'm don't swing that way, but to paraphrase the token gay dude from "Archer": "Turn down a chance with that?! Honey, nobody's
that straight!"
Jon Hamm? I happened to have seen this article about him (complete with pictures):
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Jon Hamm's penis went on a shopping trip to Barneys in New York last Friday, accompanied by Jon Hamm and his lovely girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt.
The penis, though tired from running through everyone's minds all day, seemed chipper, even eager to be seen, gamely posing for photos with Jon Hamm's chinos, muscular thighs, and even a few shy tourists who do not know it is considered déclassé to pester Jon Hamm's penis for photos when it is trying to have low-key Friday.
When asked by a paparazzo if it had any message for the fans, Jon Hamm's penis did a little dance and responded, "Never hide your shine under a blanket. Be honest. Be true. Be you."
Listen to Jon Hamm's penis, Blackie; you look Awesome!
I like seeing your face better than your hands