...*Reminds self to call off that Parade of sooty coal-trucks lest it remind his chum of stuff again...*...
Whut'd he say? - ed...
*Whispers*...Call off the Black Parade dumb-mutant-donkey*!!...
Oh!! - ed...
Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Oh, yeah...All them too... ...
*Reminds self to call off that Parade of sooty coal-trucks lest it remind his chum of stuff again...*...
Whut'd he say? - ed...
*Whispers*...Call off the Black Parade dumb-mutant-donkey*!!...
Oh!! - ed...
...*Reminds self to call off that Parade of sooty coal-trucks lest it remind his chum of stuff again...*...
Whut'd he say? - ed...
*Whispers*...Call off the Black Parade dumb-mutant-donkey*!!...
Oh!! - ed...
YOU GOT ANOTHER SONG BY My Chemical Romance STUCK IN MY HEAD 
Don't you DARE call off the black parade
Don't you DARE call off the black parade
*Giggles maniacally and then dissolves into a fit of coughing because of his cold the damage caused by the cured evil plague caught during the temporal war...Yes...*...
McB is living a beautiful lie 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 22 2013, 03:43 PM) 
McB is beautiful
Awwww...Thanks matey!!...
At least I still have my eyesight...There was this one time where my eyeballs were taken out and used in a trans-galactic Ping-Pong tournament...
Mhmm 
Have I ever too you how I wrestled Bigfoot and won?
Have I ever too you how I wrestled Bigfoot and won?
OH!!...That was you?!!... 
...
I let you win...
...
It was me in a suit all the time...
True fact...
...I let you win...
...It was me in a suit all the time...
True fact...
You didn't let me win
STARGELMAN, I SEE YOU THERE!!
Christ, the old guard's coming back in force right now!
Christ, the old guard's coming back in force right now!
Lies! I'm not here!
Says the admin who just posted saying he's not here
QUOTE(stargelman @ Sep 22 2013, 04:04 PM)
Lies! I'm not here!
I...you...but...
*Head explodes*
You scared stargelman off! 
*Is too dead from head-explosion to care and instead just bleeds all over the place*
You want a napkin, colonel?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 22 2013, 04:14 PM)
You want a napkin, colonel?
Words.
Colonel. Napkin.
Why do I have the urge for a KFC all of a sudden?
Dunno, but I'm just getting hungrier.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 22 2013, 01:20 AM)
I've changed my mind. I like you to much to blow you up, minque
Oooh, but it�s ok to blow up The Minion Formerly Known as mirocu?
Hmpf
You teased me more than once and on purpose
Heeeeh... 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 22 2013, 05:24 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 22 2013, 01:20 AM)
I've changed my mind. I like you to much to blow you up, minque
Oooh, but it�s ok to blow up The Minion Formerly Known as mirocu?
Hmpf
I'm just happy NOT being blown up! Maybe I should thank you Kobby? Yeah I thank you!
-reaches for rocket launcher-
*Decides the only appropriate response to this is to escalate things and therefore nukes Dubai*
Not my problem, I don't live there 
*Watches as the nuking of Dubai causes panic in China and Russia and subsequent retaliatory nuclear launches in the direction of the USA, sparking World War 3*
Not your problem, eh?
Not your problem, eh?
YOU TRYNNA GET ME DRAFTED INTO THE WAR?!
-hides-
Still not my problem
-hides-
Still not my problem
Or just obliterated by nuclear hellfire. Or to die a slow death from radiation poison. Any of those works for me, really.
Edit: Besides, you have your own rocket launcher. You'll do just fine in a war.
Edit: Besides, you have your own rocket launcher. You'll do just fine in a war.
Well I ain't bulletproof!
-retreats to underground vault and puts on pip-boy 3000-
-retreats to underground vault and puts on pip-boy 3000-
"I don't want to set the world on fy-eeeeeer..."
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
I just want to start a flame in your heart...
To late, Colonel. You already blew up the world
To late, Colonel. You already blew up the world
That was the joke!
I know
Oh, boy 
It�s a lonely feeling, being the last sane person on Earth
It�s a lonely feeling, being the last sane person on Earth
You think you're sane?
You're mistaken my friend
You're mistaken my friend
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 22 2013, 05:54 PM)
You think you're sane?
You're mistaken my friend
^ Words of a true madman *sigh*
-goes back to his paradise of sanity-
Hey! I only spent ten years livin' in sheogorath's realm!
I ain't crazy ! You're just boring, boring, BORING!
I ain't crazy ! You're just boring, boring, BORING!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 22 2013, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 22 2013, 05:54 PM)
You think you're sane?
You're mistaken my friend
^ Words of a true madman *sigh*
-goes back to his paradise of sanity-
Note: Paradise of Sanity is his padded cell. The doctors encourage him to call him that to help him along.
Poor mirocu. He's under the illusion he's the sane one 
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 22 2013, 05:57 PM)
Note: Paradise of Sanity is his padded cell. The doctors encourage him to call him that to help him along.
They tells me I can pet a cat next year if I don�t slay the biscuit man!!
You better behave
And the fact that you're a BIRD that wants to pet a CAT makes you even more insane
My church looks like one of the Oblivion chapels.
That's awesome!!' I want a pic, if you're allowed
I'll get one later today. I'm going into town at one for Oysterfest.
A ride at the oyster festival here broke and injured a bunch of people
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 22 2013, 06:00 PM)
You better behave
And the fact that you're a BIRD that wants to pet a CAT makes you even more insane
A clown with no apple cannot ride the unicorn!!!
Oh, you've lost it, lol
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 22 2013, 05:59 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 22 2013, 05:57 PM)
Note: Paradise of Sanity is his padded cell. The doctors encourage him to call him that to help him along.
They tells me I can pet a cat next year if I don�t slay the biscuit man!!
I'd suggest STAY AWAY FROM CATS! I don't trust you my swedish friend.....j/k
edit: or was it the Colonel who shouldn't touch felines????
QUOTE(minque @ Sep 22 2013, 11:20 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 22 2013, 05:59 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 22 2013, 05:57 PM)
Note: Paradise of Sanity is his padded cell. The doctors encourage him to call him that to help him along.
They tells me I can pet a cat next year if I don�t slay the biscuit man!!
I'd suggest STAY AWAY FROM CATS! I don't trust you my swedish friend.....j/k
edit: or was it the Colonel who shouldn't touch felines????
Pet the puuuuuuuu...see what I was gonna do? XD
-Little did everyone know that mirocu only acted insane to make them all lower their guard-
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 22 2013, 12:23 PM)
QUOTE(minque @ Sep 22 2013, 11:20 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 22 2013, 05:59 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 22 2013, 05:57 PM)
Note: Paradise of Sanity is his padded cell. The doctors encourage him to call him that to help him along.
They tells me I can pet a cat next year if I don�t slay the biscuit man!!
I'd suggest STAY AWAY FROM CATS! I don't trust you my swedish friend.....j/k
edit: or was it the Colonel who shouldn't touch felines????
Pet the puuuuuuuu...see what I was gonna do? XD
I'm tempted to finish that sentence, Liz
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 22 2013, 12:23 PM)
-Little did everyone know that mirocu only acted insane to make them all lower their guard-
You've actually manage to bring my guard UP
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