Diffuculty: Easy

Build some bombs and go to work on some power plants/

ooh i likey dantrag's plan. or we could do the same thing but from the moon.

Allright, here is another plan.

1.) set up a secret base in Utah (who lives there anyway?)
2.) Seeing as how Utah is a deserted wastland, remaining in secrecy won't be a problem
3.) Take up Dantrag's Idea of Nuclear weapon threats, make Utah the capital of the Empire that is formed when the world surrenders. Then we eat pie!



As for right now, we should ellect the Evil Genuis Emperor, and create a ranking system for evil genuises.

what if they blow up Utah?

We can easily trick the world.

Take over map and globe printing companies and fill in Utah with a large lake. Then reprint the map.

That would'n't work. Then people would be like, "Wow! A new huge lake opened up! Let's go visit it and take a swim!" THen they get there and your cover is blown. Utah = bad idea. The ocean is so huge, it would take forever for anyone to find you, and by then, they would be begging for mercy anyway.

We'll stick KEEP OUT. SHARKS EAT EVERYONE! signs everywhere, which will be an excuse for us to use electric fencing.

well if we have a hig ranking evil boss gamer it would be someone like DoomedOne, the only person here that has acctually thought of a good idea that won't fail with-in 10 years....

Hey I was the original evil genius here, I was creating a doom device and announced it in the Greatest fears thread. Your all just posers.






Only playing

First of all, there is no "we" this is my plan, and it will soon be my world as well.

You will be the first to die a slow painful death in my torture racks.

Hey now what happened to the pact?

Okay, here's the plan, we have four bases

One will be at the bottom of the Ocean controlled by Dantrag.

Another will be in Utah controlled by Gamer. It will actually be more like a treehourse with a water balloon launcher at the top.

The Moonbase will be Shogun's

I, however, the one who invented the time-machine, call the entire cretacious period. Even if humanity knew where I was, they'd have no means of getting there. Not only that, but my nukes will be flung forward in time at the exact locations I intend them to explode so there's no possible way to defend against them. Oh, and when I need to take journeys to the present so I can prove I'm the badass making everything blow up, I'll ride a Brontosaurus.

Okay, we take over Europe and America mainly through E.U. and U.N. diplomacy and manipulation.

Then we pretend to be at war with one another.

Ban freedom of speech and limit the freedom of the press.

We conscript one in three men, chop off their feet and give them forced labour assignments. (The people think that they're sons are dying at war so they support us by hating "the enemy" and we have a slave labour force.)

Set asside a small group of children (say one in one thousand) and take them from their parents to be raised with one another by the state which they will one day inherit.

Do not teach the other children anything academic, train them to spy on their parents and each other and to hate "the enemy" and o serve only the State.

Create a secret police wing, controlled by government top brass but enforced by children who have been indoctrinated.

Execute anyone who in any way opposes any movements of the state.

We begin to conscript even more people, who are killed, experimented on etc until there is more secret police than there is potential opponents.

Eventually, when we are powerful enough, we begin sterilising children at birth and killing their parents, then, after the population declines, we breed people in labs, people with no vocal chords and minimal intelligence. We train them for menial labour. About this time, the Secret Police should begin to be liquidated, a stupid, zombie race would not need policing and the police would be a potential contender to our throne.

After this, there will be only us and our children to rule the free world.

NB: For this plan to work, it would have to be enforced over a huge period of time, so that the changes would be rare, but consistent.


There you go, a plan which would leave about five thousand of us in an immovable position of power, enslaving the rest of mankind to do with as we wish, that's about as evil as you can get.

Yeeaahhh I definitely like it. The thing is, controlling both Europe and the United States through the UN and EU... What we would need to do, in fact, is take over every state individually. That wouldn't be all that difficult, and with a good control over the flow of media we can assert that other surrounding countries attacked us first, drop bombs on our own people, pretending they came from these other countries to make people think we're in World War 3 so that it will be easier to take away human rights.

In fact, not just the US and Europe, but Brazil, China, Japan, India, every advanced country in the world.

Also, I still get a secret base in the Cretacious period and a time machine, and a time barrier so you guys can't travel to my particular place in time.

We could all just use your time machine to go back four hundred years with tanks and guns, pretend that we are Gods or something and then come back to the present, where we are now worshipped!

Or another plan for Europe, which is emulated by all the great powers of the world.

We collaborate with other country leaders to begin limiting individual freedoms, we, (as you said) drop bombs on our own people and pretend they are American, we use that as an excuse to leave, (thereby dissolving the UN) and declare Europe in a state of emergency, so, we make ourselves supreme heads of the EU council which now claims control over all Europe, we conscript thousands of people and after liquidating most of them, (they were conscripted from potentilal rivals etc), we declare the war won, but after a generation of conflict, the children would be used to our rule, we liquidate anyone over fifteen years of age, then we use this, heavily indoctrinated youth to further enforce our power.

K, so anyway, we're a science-fiction evil genius group, not a fantasy one, so it's important that we have a plan as far as inventing the time machine goes.

Here's how it'll work, it'll be a large circular gateway with two axels that rotate around faster than the speed of light so they break space-time. Clockwise means you go forward, counter-clockwise to go backwards, and the rate at which they exceed the speed of light determines where you go. We'll have to transport smaller gates to the various spots in time so we can go back and forth to bring supplies.

Now, here's the tricky part. I've noticed when screwing with time too much that kids in their teens try to interfere. To avoid this, we'll need to start an inept guard training program so that every time portal will have at least one inept guard.

You saw The Time Machine too did you?

I saw A Time Machine Movie, one of the older ones. Nice movie.

hmmmm ok I give up in the idea part, But I will follow your orders so please place me in a high position.

KICK A S S
I GET A MOON BASE!!!!
i'll turn it into a death star. i also like the idea of going back 400 years and pretending to be gods. simple, yet effective.

Well that sort of contradicts my linear universe theory, so I won't be able to continue on with the changing the present idea but by all means go ahead.

I read the time machine, but that's not what I was thinking, all though pretty close. Since Einstein's laws came out, every time travel theory has involved exceeding the speed of light. My idea was more based on something I saw scientists were thinking up on National Geographic, but now that I think about it, my specific idea hgad a lot from the Time Machine.

But anyway, I'm more into holding the world ransom, hunting my adversaries, or strictly destroying the world as opposed to transforming it into a totalitarian state ruled by me. I don't know, I think I'll keave the whole brainwashing thing to the Republicans and the Religious fanatics.

Venture Brothers is awesome.

it trully is.

Is there NO LIMIT how much evilness you nice guys can come up with??????????





*looks with fear at the forum-members*

Plan For Total Global Domination

• Design a lunar rocket capable of establising a lunar base
• Build and staff lunar base with disgruntled idiot henchmen
• Build several hundred miles of railway track
• "Acquire" several very large asteroids
• Launch asteroids at Earth
• Accept unconditional surrender of all nations.
• Go MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~ a lot.

Okay, so there are some minor things that need to be sorted out but this is a genuine Evil Plan™ ~ look, it's got bullet points, it must be evil!

thats a great idea. why didnt i think of that....

minque the evilness is all restrained by money, thank god.

it would take the selling of many prominent world nations to execute many of these plans. especially the higher tech ones like the undersea base, and the lunar base.

The only two plans that will cost pennies are stealing suit-case nukes from russia and detonating them at the right spots and introducing some weird fungus from China to US crops and vice versa

Can I have a part ? I love halberds and chainmail, maybe I could lead an army of cloned warriors against Africa...

we prefer nukes and other weapons of mass destruction. But if you want to use your halberds, go right ahead - maybe one of our nukes will rid us of your primal thoughts.

k this one is kinda dumb but its creative. what if we put several giant rocket boosters on one side of the earth (i mean giant). and fired them at the right time of day so that they would push the earh closer to the sun ultimately causing the earth to melt or freeze or collide with the sun and go boom.

Yes, and where will we be in all of this? If we go to the moon, it will more than likely be flung into the sun as well, because it is in Earth's gravitational pull. Also, without Earth's gravity field, who can tell how that would effect the rest of the solar system? The other planets might become even more uninhabitable.

The whole point of evil geniusness is to survive while others do not.

well then we will build a space station way out in the middle of space and rebreed the human race as mindless zombies.

oh and i nominate myself as Evil Genius In Charge of Intergalactical Affairs

Once we get another nominee we can vote on that. I'm already the Evil Genius of in Control of thr Fabric and Space and Time. Anyone has an idea that has to do with bending the fabric of reality, they have to consult with me. Also, if you want to genetically alter anything, you need to consult with me.

Have you ever thought of how much destruction that can be done if you acuire all the nuclear power-plants of the entire world......and convert all their the fuel into one big nasty plutonium-bomb...and then...poooffff just fire it off

thats a good idea. you should join our ranks

I'll be the evil genuis in charge of the Utah Operations.

Utah is too small, how about Utah and Wyoming?

I nominate myself for the position of Supreme Overlord of making things go BOOM.

















Hey, I'm evil ~ I can nominate myself you know ~ and my army of robot-mutant otters will back me up on that

I haven't looked at this thread in a while - is the position of Nefarious Executive for Combustible Bread Products still open? Any plans involving flaming wholemeal loaves, exploding french sticks or self-igniting toast should be cleared with me beforehand.

Sorry, but "exploding french sticks" are part of Making Things Go BOOM

I guess I need a new title then. How about "Viscious Madman in charge of Vehicular Manslaughter"? I think that has a certain ring to it.

Override, you'll need to get a permit from me for those mutant otters. I do control anything that has to do with changing the DNA.

Chumba, how about Fuhrer of Fecal matters?

Soo what about me then? collecting the world´s nuclear fuel-elements, converting them into plutonium....and....POOOOFF

You are mistress of all things POOOOFF

I'll just be a guard.... but I request a dirty harry revolver....

Uh . . . . . . anything that involves Utah or Wyoming must be passed before me first. . . .

I rule the oceans and nuclear weapons.

I'm evil. I can nominate and elect myself.

Ahh wouldn´t you like to get hold of all my fuel-elements huh? All nice uranium-containing fuel elements....soooo easily converted to Plutonium...just sending them to Sellafield....and thus........Pluuuuuuuuuuuuutonium....so everything goes



POOFFFFF

So what are the standings then?

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam and State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation

Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs

Override: Overlord of all things BOOM

Minque: Mistress of all things POOF

Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming

Dantrag: Supreme ruler of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons.

ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas

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My laws:

Any evil plan that will require altering the DNA of any living creature, including viruses, requires a permit.

Any activity that involves travelling through time requires a Time-travelling license.

Any activity that involves connecting or travelling between alternate dimensions is forbidden unless authorized by me.

If you want to teleport, you'll need a permit.

HEY! what about me? I caould be the honourary assasin(yes I'm obsesed /w assasins at the moment... darn 47)

Wurlon: Guard of the Top Secret Evil Genius Headquarters, the location of which is ubiquitous.

Soulseeker: Honourary Assassin. Codenamed Soulseeker2.9

WOO HOOO!!! cool now what.....

Now I need you to infiltrate the Justice League and lace all their food with arsen.