Ever needed a specific thread in a specific RPG fan forum where you could compare with your plots or set up joint-operations? Here you go.

I'll start with the nice new Exit-MundiExit-Mundi guide to terrorism

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1. Paint a pole
Difficulty: Hard

Find a way to blacken the ice of one of the poles (the South pole is best). Cover it with dirt, soot or charcoal. Tainting it black with ordinary paint might take a little longer. A black pole doesn’t reflect sunlight but absorbs warmth -- and melts. The result: climate change, sea level rise, inundations and much annoyment for your enemies.

2. Design a disease
Difficulty: Very hard

Build a biotech lab in some obscure country and hire some bad guy scientists who share your evil ideas. Now, piece together a version of Ebola that spreads through air. Design a new, upgraded version of the flu, or AIDS. Alter the camel pox virus so that it infects humans. You’ll find all the basics you need to know in the scientific journals and textbooks.

Now comes the tough part. The best way to spread your disease, is to infect yourself and visit the public transportation facilities of the cities you wish to attack. Cough, sneeze and snort at will. Touch every handle and doorknob you encounter with your virus-laden hands. You will see: it’s gonna be fun.

An even more evil way to spread your doomsday disease around, is by letting animals do it for you. This takes a little extra research. Find out what animals carry your germ, preferably animals that don't go ill themselves. Most diseases have such a ‘carrier animal’: SARS, for example, gets carried around from human to human by common house cats.

A carrier animal will make your virus all the more successful, because it will be very hard to detect and even harder to contain the outbreak. Another upshot is that you survive the attack yourself. You might want to stick around to witness the misery you’re causing.

3. Detonate a disaster
Difficulty: Medium

Give a terrorist an atomic bomb or a huge amount of explosives, and he will immediately run off to blow up Washington DC. Dumb, of course. There might be better targets.

A well-chosen spot on the Western Arctic ice sheet might accelerate the melting of the pole. This should give you four to six meters of worldwide sea level rise, inundating many vital areas in Europe and the US. A big enough boom in Yellowstone Park might awaken the now dormant supervolcano under the park, turning half of the US into an ash-covered no man’ s land and bringing ice age to Europe. Blowing up the already unstable volcanic island of La Palma could prompt a mega-tsunami, which would slosh cities like New York City, Boston and Miami to kingdom come. A massive explosion on the seabed in the Gulf of Mexico could trigger a vast methane gas eruption, warming up the world’s climate and -- with some luck -- causing a huge firestorm over the US.

And the really good part is: you will find no guards on ocean floors, pole caps and volcanic islands.

4. Crush a current
Difficulty: Hard

It’s a bit of a long shot, but with some luck you may be able to plunge the Western world into an ice age. Now, wouldn’t you just love that?

The only thing you need to do, is disrupting the North Atlantic Current. This ocean current brings warmth from the tropics to Europe and the US. Without it, temperatures would be up to 10 degrees lower, disrupting agriculture and wreaking havoc with the economy of the civilized world. They would hate your guts for it, those westerners.

Already, the North Atlantic Current is weakening. And the best part is: some scientists believe that the current could break down relatively easy. Perhaps you may be able to kill the current yourself!

So, warm up the sea water near Greenland with atomic bombs. Load some ships with salt and sink them in the Atlantic. This should make the sea water locally denser and heavier, putting a 'plug' on the current. Blowing up some well-chosen glaciers on or near the South Pole might do the trick, too.

We warn you: it is all very speculative. But failed crops, severe winters and millions of pissed-off westerners could be your reward.


5. Bring in the plagues
Difficulty: Easy

If you’re a terrorist with a small budget, you could always try to unleash an agricultural plague of apocalyptic proportions.

Already, there are many pests around, causing billions of dollars of damage. Locusts, rabbits, parasites, fungi, worms and insects often become a plague when they’re introduced to a place where they're not supposed to be. The critters encounter no natural enemies, multiply wildly, and become a plague. That’s why Australia and New-Zealand have their rabbit problem and the US has its boll weavil.

So, study agricultural diseases. Track down some obscure Asian fungus or insect, and bring it over. Smuggle some sinister bird disease to the country you like to attack, and introduce it to its chicken farms. Bring in foot-and-mouth disease, or mad cow disease. Introduce weird weeds, exotic moths, sex-crazy rodents, hungry beetles and obscure insects. It might take a while before your Apocalypse kicks in. But boy, will it be some mess.

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My own idea:

Generate brain-waves in dead bodies to reawaken them as zombies and build an army to take over the world.

Genetically alter AIDS infected Baboons to be more human like so they can form a rock-group called, "Everybody have AIDS" get in a lawsuit with Southpark's Matt Stone and Trey Parker, call for a miss-trial due to no jury of their peers and continue to make millions of dollars selling their songs, which I would be used to fund other plots.

Create a Fusion device of some kind to fuse people together who hate each other so they have to adhere to getting mind control devices installed in their brains in order to become unstucked. EITHER LEARN TO ACCEPT AND LOVE EVERYBODY OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

So, what ways have you figured out to end the world, or hold them hostage for lot's of money, or maybe just get back at your nemesis? Post them all.

Ok, well tomorrow when I'm tryin to figure out my chemistry I'll come up with an uber scenario..

Right, I'll try and cook up my own evil plan. While I'm thinking, bring me the following which may or may not be useful to the plan:

50 goblins, a claw hammer, king kong, 50 more goblins, a fondue set, Thor, some mustard seeds, a halberd, assorted spaceships, an 8 ball, return plane tickets to Munich, John Wayne, the ghost of christmas past, a tea cosy, 5 gold rings, a giant mutant mudcrab, and a retro-styled deathray.

Oh come on, are you serious? I mean what the Hell is a Retro-styled Deathray going to do for you?

My evil plot is:

1. Go crazy and be put on some psychologically affecting medicine.
This will aid in my excuse if I'm ever caught and tried as a war criminal for calling for the mass murder of Oysters. I'll just say.

"I forgot to take my medicine, and the doctor said I'm crazy."

2. Then I'll get my revenge on the prosecutors in that case, I'll rally all the clams of the world to aid me in my Oyster extermination.

3. After exterminating the oysters I get down to some real evil planning.

4. Eat a koala.

This is just the thread for me, an evil "genuis" <-----

1. Start a restaurant.
2. Make an all wild animal sandwich, soup and burger, disguised as "Staff Seagent Red's" chicken, moose and hell, even lamb.
3. Become a fast food chain.
4. Keep disguising more and more animals as normally eaten animals.
5. Buy Presidents Choice (its a company that makes every food imaginable) and replace original recipes with more nature-unfriendly recepies andkeep injuring nature by using unnecisary amounts of animal meat and killing wild animals for said meat.
6. Start a childrens T.V show to spread propaganda and make children have good
memories of my products.
7. Buy an arms company and set up in Washington, D.C.
8. During a missle screening, launch a missle at the white house.
9. If the missle doesn't get enough importent people, release "un-edited winkwink" video tapes showing high ranking FBI members fiddling with machenery.
10. watch as parts of the world starts to crumble.

Umm...DAMN YOU GUYS ARE EVIL!!!

Yeah, we should start a club. With jackets! And buttons!

Didn't you start a club in the Rp planning thing already...but it had name tags...

The club will be called, "Brilliantly and Oppressively Misunderstood Brains"

B.O.M.B for short.

Newest idea: create robot penguins and mix them into the real penguin population, then when another person makes a movie about penguins, the robot penguins will unleashe the hypnotic audio feed into the speakers so everyone who watches it will fall under our my control, but you guys need to fund this project.

ah fun....


How 'bout we jut amke a giginourmous (new word) water vacum and suck up all the water and charge people a bijiloin for a gallon

That wouldn't quite work, first of all how are you goin gto make a water a vcuum? The funds are just too exhausting. Secondly, It's not just people who need to water, but the entire earth relies on it. Without oceans the Earth would simply rot away, I give it three days. Thanks, but let's keep it to realistic ideas.

OMG doomed, you kill me...

robot penguins are realistic?.....I hate penguiins. i will shoot them all with my sniper rifle

why don't we start a ninja training camp in Texas(because it is so big) get an army of 100-something and then try and start taking places over, or is that unrealistic? may I remind you

Actually, people have designed dieseses before.

Red, I'm beginning to feel like many potential BOMB members aren't evil geniuses at all, but instead just Immoral Intellectuals.

Anthrax was a disease altered by humans from the oirignal that only affected cows. Genetically mutating things is my specialty, and robots, but some things just require too much man-power to be realistic. I mean, Hitler, with his coal empire, could not even finish off a a few ethnicities.

By the way, just because I mad ea reference to Hitler it does not mean I beleive in any antisemetism, homophobia or antigypsy. I want to destroy all races equally.

you all just hate me...... your agest! (yes I know we are all nearly the saem age)


I still like my Ninja army idea........ and I didn't know about anthrax. My bad.

No one likes my oyster idea?

Well, The only problem with Oysters is they're extremely moody and don't respond well to commands. Also soulseeker, you're right, I am agist.

Hey guys, y dont we just make propaganda to make it look like smoking is kool, so all kids will smoke and there fore die, effectivloy killing off a gerneration...ohh yeah, Tobbaco companies are already doing that...

Immoral Intellectuals
Evil Genius

I fail to see a difference...

I saw a nice documentary on that. It was about a guy who was a model for tobbaco compnies. He said when he started to think "hey, maybe this is wrong" is when him and some other models climbed a mountain while smoking. He said he almost passed out because his body couldn't handle the air because he had smoked so much.

That idea is good, but it's not very insidious. It takes so long to actually kil them off a lot of the time they can actually have children before they die. Of course, the children are tiny, vulnerable little things thanks to the cigerettes, which is close, just a few more unnoticed added canerous chemicals that they aren't aware off and we can turn the women infertile.

I got another one...get a really evil but good at what he does hacker and get him to make the most evil computer virus that allows you to use your computer but You must listen to Liberal News Networks or some thing. Better yet, make them listin to Cher.

Nothing is better than good 'ol Necromancy. A plague Zombie sure is dandy but nothing compares to an unholy orb of dead bodies that floats through the sky draining the blood of the living and assimulating more bodies into it's rotting fetid fold.

totally agree.

what did he say?

YOu mean like a rotting type of Borg? i mean they float in a sphere and they assimilate people...

No, like grand phaloon

Him in shell form



Him without shell of corpses

The simplest plan would be to take over Asia, where a boatload of resources still lay, and use it to conquer the rest of the world.

Directions for Taking Over the World

Step 1: Read Stewie's Guide to World Domination.

Step 2: Do what it says.

yeah um danny, if that was a link it didn't work.....

That's no more simple than a few well placed nukes. I mean, taking over Asia is no picnic. For one, the army is huge. What do we, as the Union of Evil Genius' have? A few man-made diseases, some spare robot part and about three dozen nuclear-bomb suitcases stolen from Russia.

See, I've been studying diseases, and I figured it out. Create a disease that fools a cell into thinking it's a polysaccharide, so the cell doesn't alert any other cells and the immune system doesn't go into action, then the virus breaches the membrane and breaks into the Nucleus and starts screwing with the DNA so that it develops into a virus producing laboratory. All the viruses will feed off the lipids inside the cells until they breach out and basically kill the cells, then find new cells to do the same process. The virus would only attack humans, but could attack absolutely any human cell in the system so it would be completely airborne and travel faster than had news, and there would be nearly no symptoms until a good portion of the cells start dying. The viruses will continue to thrive until the human is dead

The kicker: The virus would obviously be caught after the death toll reaches about 200 million, and they'll create a vaccine. This is where the fun part comes in, every single cell-turned virus factory produced will create a slightly different virus, so it will launch into hyper-evolution. Certain things would be unchangeable like that it would only target humans, and possibly geese, geese suck. Once every human is dead, wait maybe 45 days for the last virus to die and then the Union of Evil Genius' will release the clones to reinhabit the earth, only with our conditioning.

It's about as difficult as conquering Asia, it just takes longer to say.

I still like my insane and unworkable idea, plant high nukes/large amounts of explosives at intervals along the worlds faultlines, and detonate them all at once, resulting in either the destruction of the planet, or annihilation of most living beings in a horrific flood of fire, ash and lava. Oh and it would probably cause massive earthquakes too

It wasn't. Titles of books are supposed to be underlined.



Wow. that's really well thought out and kind of scary.

Ermm i'm sorry for what ever I did to get you mad (if I did) and please don't let me die wth the virus along with all of the other peoples


Ah I need to see that book then, Stewie as in Family GUy or am I thinking to small and childish?

Family Guy Stewie. (I'm gonna name my kid stewie after him)

we must take a pact to never harm any other of the evil geniuses in this thread (even though i havent come up with something) if any of our plans should work we will band together and get on a rocket and build a moon base.

I'm in on that

LOL thats what I thought now i need to find one and read it....

No soulseeker I wasn't mad at you. You're named after my favorite music P2P.

About the Evil Genius' banding together, that's what the Union will be be. We need to organize a Union. So many corporate Kingpins betray us and kill us these days it's not even funny. Most Evil Scientists end up working for the government, and that's not good for the environment. We need to Unionize ourselves so we can call strikes and back up our brethren in court and stuff. Oh, about the whole pact not to kill each other...

Plan 1 : Easy, Requires Nuclear Warheads.


Buy the warheads , launch them at both ice caps and bye bye beaches.

umm sorry but I like beaches.....

I hope that's what you meant.

How about, uh . . . .uh . . . oh no! I've got evil planners block.

getting a bit carried away with that quote editing aren't we gamer?

thats whaty I was thinking I stared at the quote for a second and thought, I didn't type that...


I vote that Gamer gets kicked out of the evil group!

Gamer, last warning or we demote you a minor disgruntled genius.

Anyway, so yeah it would do more than destroy the beaches, it could would disrupt the current of every ocean, sending typhoons, hurricanes and cyclones all around the planet. Painting a pole black is just so much more insidious though. No one will see it coming, the oceans will rise steadily with a few tsunamis now and then. When That's ovet though, the Sierra Nevada would become a chain of islands, and it's be all oceans until the Rockies and the Appalatians.

what if we destroyed every single McDonalds in the world and watched as people began to magically become thi--*gets shot by a McDonalds assassin*

*gives a stylish puff to the end of his sniper rifle barrel* Don't try to disrupt my obesity plan.

My plan is to build a huge base miles under the ocean, steal some nukes and launch them on a select few countries on the surface, and then demand the world's surrender to the Supreme Overlord. Or they will die by my nukes.