Keep doing this and I'll have to ad a "Type of army" slot after the HQ slot. In fact, once the titles are finished I just might.

*sigh*


Oh and my HQ will eventually be the Fortress of Solitude and Despair built into a volcano, but right now i'm bunking with Minque until construction is completed

* ROFL LOL funny, samurai's in space suit. That painted a funny picture


pst they will be training with 5-10x earth's normal gravity so they could kick anything's spotted owl.... you do know that is why oww is in there, right?


*they don't have a rofl smily!?!

isnt there less gravitry on the moon?

Well, minque is now living in my ocean base...what can you offer me in exchange for bunking rights?

One volcanic eruption wherever you want, once it doesn't disrupt any of the plans/interests of our fellow evil geniuses or myself

BobV will also need a permit from me before he builds his army.

Hmmm...how about two volcanic eruptions, and I'll build you an entire wing in my base made specifically for your own living and evil planning.

I think my tile should be th overlord of all things invisible and to be anounced! WOO HOOO

No, my fortress shouldn't take too much longer
.............although that wing would make a nice holiday retreat..........
You have yourself a deal

*shakes wolfie's hand*

Deal. My whales will begin working immediately.

Okay, I amde up armies for those that don't have them, if I got your info wrong tell me, if its genetically modfied you'll need a permit first.

don't yell at me (mostly shogun if I'm wrong) but i didn't think shogun has samurais... pwease forgive me if i'm wrong

Well, they're space samurai until he tells me otherwise.

EDIT: I'm also thinking about ditching my genetically modified dinosaurs. I control all travel between time, and between parallel universes, and I can genetically modify anthing I want without approval, you;d think I could go for something better than that. I was thinking maybe pure energy beings but I don't know.

Doomed, I require a permit allowing me to genetically alter various sea creatures for use in protecting my sea base from unwanted intruders.

I only need a thousand or so...

Wolfmen......................me likey. But they also need to highly resistant to heat and fire. Do i have approval?

Dantrag, approval granted only for base defense, if I see genetically altered creatures beings used in any plots (and I can see everything at once, seeing as how I control all manipulation of the space-time continuam) then I will take your permit. I'm only state secretary, so that's all I can really do is take your permit, fine you, and confiscate all your genetically altered life-forms.

*hands him permit*

Oh yeah, i'm gonna be using the wolfmen as an assault force as well, so i'm gonna need various breeds, stealthy ones, big hulking strong ones, all rounders and really smar t ones for field commanders. Can i have the permit?

this is almost turning into an rp.........and i have samurai snipers. they have katanas and SSR's


"Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild" ROFLMAOOL

Okay so that's a permit to breed:
FR Stealthy Wolfmen
FR Extra Powerful Wolfmen
FR Intelligent Commanding Wolfmen
FR Regular Fighting Wolfmen

That'll be a small service charge, for this I ask that you do not erupt any volcanoes in the Phillipines as they were one that part of Pangea where my HQ is located, and I'll want to see the ruins of my facility whenn I visit the present era.

PS: FR stands for Fire Retardent

I can agree to those terms.

When this thread is locked whoever makes the new thread include those standings.

*Hands lonewolf permit*

Dantrag, i request that you include breeding vats in the wing you're constructing for me, as i wish to begin creating my army as soon as possible

My last trip to the alternate dimensions was very successful, as DoomedOne from Universe 004 was finished with my new army, Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions. They're difficult to transport so this is an official request to Shogun if I can put my fast attack team on Mars. It can double as a Bizarre Zoo if you want.

It will merely enlarge my own breedin vat, seeing as your base will son be constructed...it will be more than large enough for both of us to work comfortably.

And DoomedOne, I've been planning, and I have decided that I need permission from you to use my genetically altered army to plan an attack on my Pre-calculus teacher...

You have the ok to place genetically modified dinosaurs on mars but keep it contained, i am conducting much evil research there.

LUAHAHAHAHAH (sue me now, no one uses an L for an evil laugh)

They're not genetically modifed dinosaurs, they're genetically modifed dinosaurs from alternate dimensions. That's what makes them so hard to transport, I can't just make a rip in space-time and march them to the present, they keep trying to get back to their original dimension, something about instability. I have to supervise their entire trip.

DoomedOne, might I ask for a new endorsement on my permit? I request one that allows me to use my genetically-altered sea creatures in a plot involving my Pre-Calculus teacher...

Sorry I can't approve that, as the King of time I have seen the Future and I have forseen you using a genetically modified army against the coalition. In an alternate dimension, you use a regular army of fish against the coalition, and they come up on land, suffocate, and die, I like this outcome better.

However, I will allow you to expose your creatures to your own nuclear radiation in hopes of making one mutate into something usefull every so often.

So...because I asked for an endorsement, my entire permit is revoked? Following this logic, I would be better off just doing things without the approval of the coalition.

No, your permit for defensive genetic engineering is still approved, however, genetically manipulating a task force to take out your pre-cal teacher is unallowed.

Fine. I agree. But this isn't the last you'll see of this issue!

Is it still to alte to join this armistice of evil geniuses?

if not may I claim as my domain any and all freshwater sources. Seeing as how they are beyond the domain of dantrag's oceans having a 3.5% NaCl content.

You know what hasn't been taken yet? The horrid science of reanimation and zombification. I could give you a plane of existence to use as your dark domain, the problem is, it would require you to be more insidious than I am, and that's difficult to top.

Indeed, i don't mind Dead things, but I am not a fan of necromancy or undead's so I'll pass up that opportunity.

But estuaries and sounds still fall under my jurisdiction. As do the seven seas.

The thing about freshwater though, is it's sort of unproductive toward any evil plots. See, first thing you do is invent a world domination/destruction/ransom plot, then we grant you control of a certain field of evil geniosity based on this plot.

simple, all life relys on 1/5 of the world's water 2/3 of which is frozen. might b small but it is still major determinant in surviving.

So al one has to do, is set up large pyres of noxious fumes around the world. turning all precipitation to a pH of 5 or so, harming nearly every ecosystem on the planet. also there will by sulfer in th fumes, and mercury, rendering almost all water non-potable, with the exceptiong of the amazon where tannic acid has lowered the river water to pH's as low as 4-5 and the amazon forest pretty much produces it's own climate.

So establishing Hq on the amazon, and controlling all activity of the river, then i can control who does and does not get water.

also using permit allowed radiation from minque and dantrag I can guaranteeno human presence near the ice caps.

also, i would like to be head of extra-terrestrial research...... approval?

I hereby nominate Megil as Evil Director of Poison UNcontrol!

Shogun, I of course will be voting for that, as it would mean many evil scientists will want to cross-breed with aliens, which will require a little genetic manipulation for the egg to accept the sperm, and from now on, with few exceptions, getting permits for genetic engineering will require tribute.

Shogun, you will also have to pay me and minque large amounts of cash (or anything else of value you can offer) for us to NOT blow up the aliens that you find. Nuclear weapons seem to hold a lot of weight...

Dantrag, I need approval for a nuclear weapons program. Sure, I could just move the sun or something, but I want to try out this idea of sending nukes from the Cretacious period into the present day to simultaneously and without warning to blow everything up. There's a civil war breaking out right now between myself and the DoomedOnes from alternate dimensions, I need approval to use whatever force necessary before they start destroying this universe.

hmm.... *strokes chin* two things, and you may have your permission.

1. I get my permission to use my genetically altered sea-creatures to attack my pre-cacl teacher

2. you spare all forms of natural salt water.

Wait a minute...how do I know that you aren't one of the DoomedOnes from the alternate universes? I need proof, solid proof! (or, you can give me those two things listed above, and I will forget all about this)

Alright you get an unlimited approval on genetically altered creatures. What's the point of being the Poseidon of the Coalition without genetically altered creatures? If you want proof, proof will come when the DoomedOnes from alternate universes decide to start hitting us hard. They've already been opening fire on the year of 3056 and they're working their way back, I have to act fast, there isn't time!

Sure, go ahead. I'll even give you a couple nukes if you have need of them.

But if any alternate-universe Dantrags come, bring one to me. I would like a word with him....

fun position I accept it.

guess i have some shared responsability. radiation can be considered as a type of poison. so i guess nuclear aftermath must be approved by me first.

Nope. you are the ruler of poison UNcontrol. Nothing invlolving us using the poison should concern you in any way. Or even us NOT using the poison. You just have a title and some poison, with no other real power.

No, he has legislation over all natural poisons from mercury to dangerously high salt levels.

and alpha, betta and gamma radiation are all natural O.o

But if it's nuclear radiation then Dantrag or Minque can veto your approval or disproval, however if not they have nothing to say.