ah fun

now I wonder if they(the Mods/Admins) could make rank be the honorary assasin instead of a mouth.....

Hmmm, I think you're overlooking the fact that I'm EVIL!

Or, to put it more succinctly: I don't need no steenkin' permeet.



Oh, and BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm afraid if you don't get that permit I'll be confiscating those Otters.

Yeah yeah, everybody wants to be evil, but once you see how much paperwork it requires to be evil in this day and age, suddenly you change your mind.

Better than the old days though. In the old days evil geniuses were stuck working with horrible hours, bad paychecks, bad working conditions. Evil Masterminds would often trap them in their laboratories to use as test subjects. In fact, it was extremely rare of the evil genius to survive until the end. Thanks to the unionization of Evil Geniuses, that day is forgotten, but it comes at a price. I am king of the space-time continuam and State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation. You genetically manipulated otters without a permit, meaning if you don't turn that permit in soon, I will confiscate those otters.

The oceanic and nuclear laws set forth by The Supreme Overlord (Dantrag) himself are as follows:

1. The ocean and you.

-you will not pollute my oceans.
-you will not travel in my oceans without prior consent.
-you will not try to put your own areas of evil genius ownership over my own. Ex : minque shall not "poof" my ocean.

2. Nuclear resources and you.

-you will not produce, own, sell, or otherwise come in contact with any form of nuclear energy without my consent, unless it is to report a violation of this code. (minque, I will need all of your plutonium, or you will face the wrath of the evil genius council and your rulership of "poof" wil be considered null and void.)
-you will not try to put your own areas of evil genius ownership over my own. Ex : minque shall not "poof" my nuclear objects and or weapons.

3. Misc. other laws.

-I will not be referred to as "supreme ruler...", but "supreme overlord..."

k anythin leaving and/or having anything to do with ANYTHING outside of the earth's atmosphere must be faxed to my desk first. i also nominate myself as The Coalation of Evil Genius' Samurai Sharpshooter.

and dantrag you forget, minque is a mod.....

When something falls into the jurisdiction of two evil geniuses, then laws from both geniuses must be followed. For instance, if you decide to teleport in space or to space, you will need a permit from me and you will need to notify shogun. If you are breeding genetically altered animals in the ocean you will need a permit from me and the consent of Dantrag. If you are going to use nuclear weapons to blow up the planet and therefore make it go boom and poof at the same time you will need consent from Dantrag, Minque and Override. If you are going to drop bombs on your own state you will need consent of override and ED. If you are going to go back in time on a nuclear powered time machine... well you get the idea.

Hey can i be master and commander of That Island from castle in the Sky? I would just hover over a city and demand all of its money and abled bodied men so i could brainwash them...ohh yeah the island was called Laputa.

>.< What a name... for an island. I'm guessing they didn't look at it from an outsider's perspective.

Now I´m afraid you are completely wrong here! The Plutoniun manufactured from the world´s Nuclear Power Plants is MINE and solely MINE. Because....(and it´s here the point is) I...and only I am in total control of those Power Plants...so therefore the fuel-elements are under MY control as well and consequently the Plutonium!!!

See my point?

BUT......a cooperation between you and me would yield the ULTIMATE ....


POOOOFFFFFF

I hereby declare myself Overlord of food... The ONE overlord of food... [closeup] TO RULE THEM ALL!

*music plays in background*

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...dunnunnun...

Increase the poison level of mcDonalds food...

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Create animated killer chicken legs...

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Equip our l33tass ninja squads with genetically modified, sharpened, and highly poisonous... cookies.

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Hrm, there doesn't seem to be that much immediate evil to be done with food...

dunnunu...

Stop that will you?

Sorry.

Hey i want a random evil genius position. I demand a position

here's an evil idea! lets wait for astroids to hit the earth!










what, your still looking at this post? there is nothing left! leave!

Hmm ok but you have to come up with some reeeeeally evil plot then......

Yes, indeed. Yo, Minque, care to lend me some plutonium to aid in the mutation of chicken legs to dominate the world?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA ®

Hey DoomedOne, I need a position on that list! I'm going to change my preference of position to the following:

"Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events" (or COMPOSITE - it took a long time getting something with that acronym)

That way I'd be in charge of anything that didn't actually make sense but was evil anyway

I'd like to be the master chief of the Death's Hand Secret Police, I like the idea of rooting out and crushing opposition!

It seems what with time travel, slavery, asteroids, totalitarianism and God knows what else, we have a plan on our hands, but first, there is something we will need to work together to accomplish.....


KILL AUSTIN POWERS

Dude! That's EVIL!

Muhahahahahahahaha....Muhahhhahahahahha......Muhahaha hahahahhahh ......Hah hah hah hah hah....hah hah hah hah haaaaaaaaahhh...heh heh heh heh heh, heh...heh heh....whoooo.

I'd do a very evil laugh like that here but the doctor says it's bad for my throat.

As i posted before, i post now to get a random evil genius title thing

I'll have a ninja assasin training camp somewere Dantrag If I could underwater? or Shogun, on the moon?

SW337!!!!!!!!!!!! ninja training camp on the moon!!!!!! soulseeker, you have the ok for the ownership of a 5 square mile patch of land on the moon for a ninja training camp.

WOO HOO!!! i'm moving in now (5 squar miles isn't mutch could I have 10?


But danny I would like a place in the sea as a summer retreat. pwease?!

Hey, if Soulseeker gets a ninja training camp on the moon, I want a pirate training camp! Somewhere in th Carribean should do perfectly - I don't think pirates would be well suited to training on the moon, what with it's desparate lack of things to plunder.

You can stay in my "Luxurious Resort" any time you want.

*quickly changes the sign on his "nuclear test lab" so it says "luxurious resort" *

I'd let him stay in my secret police hq, but it's not very nice and the screaming would probably disturb his sleep.

yes, yes, i suppose you can have 10. and what good would pirates serve?

What good wouldn't they serve? Pirates have both power and versatility, and they offer many advantages over similar henchmen such as ninjas.

Firstly, pirates are far more intimidating than ninjas. Since ninjas can't be seen, they can't strike fear into our enemies' hearts, right?

Secondly, pirates are far better for an evil economy. The loot which pirates will undoubtedly plunder after their inevitable victories can inject much needed cash into the evil economy, and this would provide more money for evil R&D, evil city expansion, and evil investments.

Thirdly, pirates have no sense of honour, and so would not have any qualms about doing our bidding. Ninjas, for example, would surely disobey if we told them to slaughter innocent children on the grounds that it is dishonourable, but pirates would dispatch them with a hearty "yarr" and loot all of their possesions too!

If your pirates can be discreet, clever, follow orders and torture on command then I might have a use for them.

I have decided on a title for myself. Evil Overlord of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock.

If you have a plan that involves the use of any of the above, my permission is required

My pirates are the cream of the crop. They can be anything that is required of them, as long as there is plunder to be had and they can get a drink at the end of it.

OOOOOOkay....my rank is

Evil Overlord of Nuclear Fuel Elements, Nuclear Waste and Plutonium usage.....and POOOFFFFF

So guys....Muahahahahahahaha© if you need some of that..come to meeeeeeee

we should ally. You can live in my ocean base. Hey! Bring your family too.

There are plenty of natural resources in Utah and Wyoming. Come down and plunder all you want.

I hereby grant you permission to plunder as much as you can of Utah and Wyoming in the next twenty four hours.

Righto.....Let´s do that..I´m coming..with my EVIL hubbie and my EEEEEEEEEEVIL children.....and the radioactive stuff as well

Can I come along too? I need some time to create a volcano in which to build my Fortress of Solitude and Despair

You may well regret that decision. My pirates are VERY plunder hungry, and as the Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events (and pirates) my pirates have the ability to plunder a lot more than they are technically able to plunder through the use of impossible situations.

*tears up agreement*

Fine then, revealing that info has lost you a contract.

My pirates are still the baddest in the business, plunder from Utah and Wyoming or not.

I don't know if this has been brought up but...

Why waste time with with the whole world domination thing when a more sinister deed would be...

Use your ninjas to steal the world's supply of toilet paper. It can't get any more evil than that.

That's so evil it might just work! Apart from one thing - pirates should do the stealing while the ninjas distract everyone by apearing out of nowhere and demonstrating their awesome kung fu powers.

On an unrelated note, I feel our organisation is now strong enough to recruit the most evil of them all - TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. I'll phone him and see whether or not he's too busy. I'm sure anything involving burninating will be right up his street.

Ninjas are cooler then Pirates and pirates are only good on water and there coasts unless you want nomads which is completly different. Back to the pirates on the water, you would need Dantrag's consent before you started sailing your ships on HIS sea.

(yeah I awnted this to be a long lecture but it didn't work )

poor gamer...all he has is wyoming and utah. i hereby promote Gamer as Evil Genius In Control of All Land Based Operations On the Planet Earth.

I oppose that as it encraoches on my domain of control

yes I was thinking that was somewhat Lonewolf's job was....

what i was getting at was like controlling evil armies and such on the land. not exactly the land itself.

OFFICIAL BOARD MEMBERS OF THE COALITION OF EVIL GENIUSES

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of the Coalition of Evil Geniuses
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions

Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs
HQ: Moonbase
Army: Samurai Snipers

Override: Overlord of all things BOOM
HQ: Chinese sweatshop
Army: Overworked Chinese children

Minque: Mistress of all things POOF
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy

Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming
HQ: Mormon National Bank
Army: Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild

Dantrag: Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons.
HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss
Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures (approval granted)

ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP
HQ: Secret Police Complex
Army: Death's Hand Secret Police

Soulseeker: Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild
HQ: Somewhere on the Moon
Army: Ninjas

Chumba: Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace, and Founder of the Organization, Pirates Against Drunk Driving (PADD)
HQ: Carribean?
Army: Pirates

Lonewolf: Evil Executive Manager (Sorry too many overlords) of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock
HQ: Bunking with Minque (temp)
Army: Fire retardent Wolfmen (approval granted)

BobV: Food Khan
HQ: McDonald's Parking lot
Army: Food monsters (Awaiting my approval)

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Pending

Put me on there DoomedONE! I am:

Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxes and Other Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events (COMPOSITE).

I am also in charge of pirate, who are, incidentally, better than ninjas.

*cough* insert some obseen word here () * cough*

if they are so much cooler then why don't they have a pirate smily? and why does the ninja smiles spell out phear in l337 speak? lol

samurai's in space suits kick pirates' a s s any day