Love this one, it goes well with my current siggy

"Freedom is just a pretty way of saying that you've gone off the grid. For better or for worse, you're out of options. But we call it freedom, we write songs about it, you probably crank them in your car, never thought about it much. Some people think it's exhilarating, not having your future mapped out. Others start to drown in all that nothing. Maybe you'll enjoy for a moment the purity of doing what you want when you want, beer for breakfast, sex in the afternoon, but obligations sneak up... duty, moral code. Some of us are wired to put ourselves back into cages. Freedom is just that moment of calm before the dread sets in. Because no matter what you freed yourself from, you only get so far down the open road, car windows down, music blasting, before you are forced to take a turn, make a choice, and sentence yourself to the next adventure."-Aiden Waite.

"Goverment lol"-Anon

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche, Baldur's Gate opening.

Batman needs a map.

"Where are the other drugs going?"

"Where are they?"

"Where is the trigger?"

Just one of many that I've kept on as an email signature:

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. - Robert A. Heinlein

As a veterinarian, I know this to be God's unvarnished truth!

"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"

-Tommy Wiseau

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By god, I love this guy!

"It´s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I´m all out of gum."

-Duke Nukem

"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!! "

"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! "

"Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, The only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my h-h-head wound, he will lead us to victory!"*

"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least. "

-Minsc, from Baldur's Gate. One of the greatest characters in any videogame ever

*I actually chopped the end of this one, but I kept the god bits.

"A naked man has few secrets; a flayed man, none."-Roose Bolton.

"Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They love inside us, and sometimes they win."

- Stephan King

"Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies."

- Nelson Mandela

Which dovetails nicely into:
"Living well is the best revenge."
-George Herbert

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. -Stephen King

This quote can´t be true because if it was, the politicians would tell us the score

Don´t know if anyone already mentioned this one:

"It´s all just one big [censored]-sandwich, and we all gotta take a bite"

"*gasp*JESUS IS SATAN!"-That hot chick from Satan's Little Helper who's famous.

"LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE."

‘Since my phone still ain’t ringin’, I assume it still ain’t you.’

- Randy Travis (lyrics from ‘Is It Still Over?’)

"It's never too late." - Adam Gontier

Boo-yaah!!

-Duffman

"But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." -Jesus Christ.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned"

-Shepherd Book

"But if your hand touches steel, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"

-Malcolm Reynolds

"Shiny"

-Kaylee


Firefly for the win!

"Mookie was built like a brick sh*thouse made out of other, smaller, brick sh*thouses."-The Blue Blazes, by Chuck Wendig

"Never trust a horse that's smiling. It's planning something."-Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett

"Damn, this hell looks just like paradise." - Logan, Dead Island

If you say "This might go", then you´ve already decided it won´t.

-mirocu´s helicopter instructor

"Damn it Jim,I'm a sexy doctor,not a sexy scientist!"

"Yes,he was a fine young cannibal."

"Now you see Dougal,these cows are very small,those cows are far away."

Graham Linehan you magnifcent sitcom writing b***ard!

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

"...Do not by any means destroy yourself, for if you live you may yet have good fortune. But, all the dead are dead alike." -CS Lewis

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"

-Unknown

"Sometimes, best defense is no be there."

-Mr Miyagi

If there was no insanity,
it would be necessary to invent it.

-Catbag

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Who are we? Who are we, really?

-J.C Denton

"If there's a future then we want it now!"

-Hayley Williams of Paramore

"Based God will never die, for he is the people."

Our Lovely Ever Powerful Based God-Lil' B

"It´s gonna be legen -Wait for it...! -Dary! Legendary!"

-Barney Stinson

"Did I see a puddy cat?Yeah I saw a puddy cat, humpty dumpty *incoherent fast rapping that's awesome"-Chun-Fu of Fu Schnicks in "What's Up Doc" ft. Shaq

"Green egg and ham it"-Shaq in Kazaam

"I got swag and it's pumping out my ovaries."-Kreayshawn

That's a real rap lyric...from a good rapper.

R.I.P WHITE GIRL MOB

"Now I´m dead and I lost my spread!"

-James Rolfe

“When I get a chest cold, it seems to last forever.”

–Dolly Parton

"You must have white bread! Let's make a sandwich"-Yelawolf

(When talking about the threat of dragon attacks on the road)

"You need not be faster than the dragon; you need only be faster than your friends"

- Atahbah of Ri'saad's khajiit trading caravan

I feel this one applies to many situations in life, not just dragon attacks...

That´s perhaps a good advice..

Too bad for me I don´t have any!

Well at least you won't feel guilty when you are running away from a threat and leaving everyone behind

"Faster. Must go faster."

-Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park and Independence Day

"Drop the zero and give it to hero"

-Vanilla Ice

Dude

You never quote Vanilla Ice.

NEVER

Next thing you know someone's gonna bring MC Hammer into it, and all hell's gonna break loose.


"BOOM!"

Mordecai, Borderlands

Can´t touch me

"Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!"

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

-Wash, Firefly

"Shut up, Meg!"

-Everyone from Family Guy

"There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are. "

Erik Selvig, Thor: The Dark World

I think I might put that in my sig, now that I think about it...