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"Dead or alive, you´re coming with me"

-Robocop

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they’ve made a difference to this world. The Marines don’t have that problem."

- Ronald Reagan

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society"

-Jiddu Krishnamurti

"Compliments will get you fuzzy wuzzies, war with get you prickely wickilies, punches will get you those too." - Chris-Chan

don't look up Chris-Chan unless you want to go down an inescapable rabbit hole of pillow humping, trolls and bigotry.

also pickles

“When you got your hand in the tiger’s mouth, do not kick it in the nuts.”

- my cousin

"Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain."

-Vivian Greene


Addendum by Buffy: "Or dancing between the raindrops."

“We make ourselves significant by the courage of our questions, and the depth of our answers.” - Carl Sagan.

"You're beautiful, someone loves you, and it should be you."

-Otep Shamaya

Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

-Aristotle

"You can live a little dream or you can dream a little dream

I rather live it because dreamers always chase but never get it" - Aesop Rock

"A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for." - RADM Grace Hopper, USN

"Your precious mare is safe in a stable - just as a warship is safe in a port. But a wise horsewoman - just as the wise captain - realizes that's not what she was built for." - Acadian

Neither have I, nor will I. Better run while you can, flower. I have seen what you are capable of, but you have no idea what I will do.

Playa! What´s the score? How they hang? Good evening and all that commotion. Welcome to Fat Larry´s truck of mack - the only store for all your needs after ten o´clock.
I am the proprietor and salesman of the month several years in a row; the ladies call me "Oh, God!" but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T ´cause I know I gotta weight problem and I just don´t give a *beep*

-Fat Larry
Downtown LA; Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

“Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.”

- Kud-Ei, Guildmagister, Bravil Mages Guild

"You can just walk over it"

-Angry Video Game Nerd

- “Razor’s pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”

- "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

- Dorothy Parker

“Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”

- Bernard Baruch

"If guys had uteruses, they'd be called 'duderuses'"-Tina Belcher

"Really? Do I often pogostick through your thoughts wearing nothing but a smile? Be honest... or don´t."


-Jeanette Voerman
VtM:B

"You need to get Spread, man"

-Mike Matei

"Sometimes I just don´t understand human behaviour"

-C3PO

“No trophies of my triumphs shall precede me. But I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy.”

- Emperor Uriel Septim VII

“The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.”

-Terry Pratchett

This just went on a post it above my computer!


[Jim is taking his driver's test]
The Reverend Jim Ignatowski: "What does a yellow light mean?"
Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down."
The Reverend Jim: "Ok. What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?"
Bobby: "Slow down!"
The Reverend Jim: "Ok. Wwwwhhhhaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyelllloooowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannnn?"

- Taxi

Well, I hope you corrected it first - it's SIR Terry Pratchett now.

"The winner takes it all"

-ABBA

Corrected. Thanks.

I met Sir Terry at a Steeleye Span concert in England the last time I was back there. It was the last one of their Wintersmith tour, which was all based on his writings, and was in Salisbury, his home town.

"Everybody´s going to war
but we don´t know what we´re fighting for
Don´t tell me it´s a worthy cause
no cause could be so worthy!"

-Nerina Pellot

"Dalek: The Doctor will open the arc!

The Doctor: [laughing] The Doctor will not!"

Miss Hartigan: "But you promised me I would never be converted!"

Cyberman: "That was designated, a lie."

“What I like doing best is Nothing."

"How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time.

"Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you say, 'Oh, Nothing,' and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

"Oh, I see" said Pooh.”

-Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear

"TWENty years!"

-Judge Dredd

HAZMICK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!!!!!!!!

"I remember it so you don´t have to!"

-Nostalgia Critic

It seems my plan to sneak in without anyone noticing has failed

On that note, another quote:


"You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
-A.A.Milne
(again )

If you're going to quote Christopher Robin, I'll have to quote Owl (who could read and write and spell his own name WOL)

"Hipy Papy Bthuthdth Thuthda Bthuthdy"

Pooh looked on admiringly.
"I'm just saying 'A Happy Birthday'," said Owl carelessly.
"It's a nice long one," said Pooh, very much impressed by it.

Where's Foxy when there's lines like that?

"How about nooo?"

-Dr. Evil

"Burning a foe can have a profound psychological impact on his fellows. Unless they're heartless brigands or mindless animals, which probably encompasses the vast majority of your foes. Still, it will look dramatic."

- Jasper, Fable 3.

"Get the knife!"


-AVGN

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."

-Jack London

"Let us never speak of it again"


-Stuart Ashen

"Fluffernutter!"


-Pat the NES Punk

From an interview with Douglas Adams, who would have been 63 today.

"I asked if there was any difference between writing on a typewriter and a computer, and he said that when using a typewriter you could only stare out of the window, while with a computer you had a whole world of distractions."

"An Excellent Product"

-Chef Excellence

We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams.

-Willy Wonka

"We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers."
-Elric, technomage, Babylon 5

Aw heck, you beat me to it!

"That´s how Johnny C do! That´s how Johnny C do!"


-Judgemental Mortal Kombat, Dorkly