The Valar has spoken.

Ooh! Like:
Thag you very buch.
- Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit

That quote is just dripping with the threat of catching a head cold.

"I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside."
-Gandalf

“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”

- Faramir

Fool of a Took!

No one tosses a Dwarf!
- Gimli

*looks at Legolas*
Toss me!

-Gimli

It can’t rain everyday.
- Eric Draven, The Crow

Weird. I was reading about Brandon Lee’s death on that movie’s set. Huh.

I am Groot.

I AM A MAN!!
Linkara.

"I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special."
-Jane Lane

"I have no friends. I walk alone."
-Jane Lane

God, Country and Family.
Me .

"I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions."
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

Principal Li: "Did you really think you were going to get away with this?"

Jane: "Well, it would be stupid to say yes now."

‘“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
-Wayne Gretzky”
-Michael Scott’

“If you’re on thin ice, you might as well dance.”

"Boys run. Men stand."
-Pops, Luke Cage.

“When we do right, nobody remembers. When we do wrong, nobody forgets.”
-
“What is better; to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”
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“Every saint has a past; every sinner has a future.”
-

Dear lord, is that true in every workplace!

Today I learned that a car can move faster than another car.




-Comment on youtube video where an Audi pulls away from a Porshe

Khajiit doesn’t get it.

When most people thinks it's funny that a sportscar gets owned, this guy took it down a notch by just saying that a car was faster than another car. In other words; he was not as easily impressed.

Oh ok Khajiit understands now. Were they racing or what?

On the highway, yes. The Porshe saw the Audi driving away and noticed he was quite fast so he thought he'd teach him a lesson.


To say it backfired is an understatement

On got it. Audi’s aren’t usually anything to scoff at themselves.

From American Pie, the guys talking about dating:

Oz: You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Stifler: I dunno man that sounds like a lot of work

SPEW!!!

From Sleepy Hollow:

Ichabod Crane: We take the Indian Trail to the Tree of the Dead.

Young Masbath: How will we recognize it?

Ichabod Crane: Without difficulty, I rather fear

Heh, that one always makes this one chuckle.
One of Khajiit’s favorite exchanges in Sleepy Hollow:
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?

Ichabod Crane: No... but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.

Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?

Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.

"They will not know anything is wrong until they smell the blood of the sheeple in front of them"


-Bill Cooper

'Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.'

“No u.”

Be like water, my friend


-Bruce Lee

I always used that to tell people how to use horse archers in Rome Total War. You cannot use them like other arms systems, where you line up, march forward, charge, keep your cohesion, etc... You have to advance when the enemy retreats, retreat when they advance, always stay close, but never too close. As Bruce Lee said "Water can flow, and water can crash. Be water my friend."

Yes, that's the full quote, and a dang good one

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act


-George Orwell

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If you don't read the newspapers, you're uninformed. If you do read newspapers, you're misinformed


-Denzel Washington

Wouldst thou like to live

... deliciously?

"Political Correctness is Fascism pretending to be manners." George Carlin.

"You are my plebs"


-Uleni Athram

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

"I never had to say "I'm Batman". I showed up. People knew I was Batman." -Adam West

"The guy has got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find." - Beast Boy, Teen Titans

"Fight like hell"



-Doom 2016

"You become so boiling f*ing hot! its not that you're in Hell, you've become Hell! Bad people die and go into you...!" AVGN Drake of the 99 Dragons review.