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Chapter 175: Discerning Malan’s Motives “Sir Damien attacked me once, and actually did suck hard on my neck. It hurt like crazy, but when I checked my neck in the looking glass he hadn’t even broke the skin or left a love mark.”
“He drank your blood and healed the wound. Jak said once they’ve tasted any virgin they become obsessed by her scent till they get it all, they‘ll guard that blood as theirs. It’s Malan, Maxical. But after what he did tonight, he won’t remove his wife.“
“Malan knows I fight Dagon next year, no way he’d endanger her. His plan can’t be to use me permanently, I‘ve got to be just a diversionary tactic. He‘s famous for those, Janus.”
“His actions sent signals to our kind. Breaking in when I was with you was challenging me for you. His full army guarded all night, armies won’t guard a blood hunt. They only stand guard if he’s claiming a chosen. He’s warned all other ancients that he’s claimed you, they can’t approach you now without challenging and besting him in combat. No one dares challenge Malan, not even Jak. But Malan can‘t back down once he‘s put those signals out. He‘ll have to keep you, meaning he‘ll keep her inside you since she is really the chosen he’s claiming.”
“But then he let me leave with you! What’s the deal, vampires don’t think people can mate during daylight hours?”
“He was supposed to kill me for you, but being immortal he can‘t. We are creatures of the night, that’s when signals are given to our kind.”
“Immortal or not, Malan could have killed you if he wanted to. His army could shred you into pieces. He needs you alive, you’re his only hope for that immortal army he wants. There’s some other reason he’s picked me for this, Uriel says he does nothing without a reason.”
“An immortal wife, that‘s the reason! Didn’t you say he vowed to keep her alive forever this time? The only way he can keep that promise is for me to share my Dark Gift with you! Any other ancient left alive after a challenge like that would have kidnapped you to their lair, take and make you immediately before Malan could get there to stop it. I fought my nature, it was driving me to do it! Usually no vampire will take another‘s leavings, but if Malan and I share the same nature…and I’ll bet he can enter my lair to kidnap you back, since I was able to go into his!”
*** “But he was enraged at the thought of you touching me while she’s inside me! He couldn‘t want that! And what about him being obsessed with my blood?”
“He wants her immortal, and I’m the only way he’ll get that. But you’re right, I think he’d want her removed from you first. Maybe we caught him by surprise, forced his hand before he was ready.“
“Why me, Janus? Aren’t chosen selected by your nature specifically to be perfect for you? Why poach?”
“It actually happens quite often. Poaching outside one’s ancient line is usually for someone very desirable or to revenge an enemy. Jak said that Malan’s wife was actually poached from Greywyn Blenwyth for revenge. She was Blenwyth’s chosen by his nature, and still a virgin. Blenwyth hunted them for decades, but she and Malan seemed to have disappeared off the face of Nirn. The next time Malan was seen was when he attacked me, fifty years after her death. No one knows where either of them were in that interim.”
“The one inside me was Blenwyth‘s?”
“She was. Jak said that Malan’s wife was the equal of Malan himself in ambition and hunger for power, and ruthless with anyone or anything that stood in her way.”
“Dear gods, I hope she has weaknesses! I’ve got to be stronger than her or she and Malan will take over my body for their use. But why me, Janus?”
“If he put her in you recently, he poached within his line. Only upline ancients can do it, and there is a strict protocol for it so wars don’t erupt within the line.”
“Poached me from who, Fathis?”
“Our laws forbid us from disclosing any information on chosen, or even if you are one.”
“But you just did! If it’s about me, I should know it!”
“I can’t.”
“Never mind, I’ll find out somehow on my own.”
***“By the way, just for the record I think you kiss good, Janus. I can‘t imagine what Eyja‘s complaint is.”
“What?” Janus’s cowl gaped at me.
“Nothing, I can’t repeat what was said in confidence.”
“Maxical! Is this a ploy to get even with me for not telling you?”
I shrugged and strove for an innocent look.
“My nature was out with you, I’ve never let my nature out with Eyja or anyone before.”
“I know.” ,
“What?” The cowl gaped again.
“That’s what she said. She said some ancients keep them out all the time, and that they are better than even Dunmer to mate.”
“HMPH!”
“What?”
“Nothing. It’s just…my friend Jak said the same thing.“
“If you’re thinking of clearing up your last impression with her, you can’t for a while. Eyja is at the Palace, the last place you can be letting your nature out. She and I share a room.”
“I know, I saw you and her…what I mean is, I knew she was…er…”
“It was you, wasn’t it! The fainting bird that ogled us as we bathed?”
“No! I had a touch of sunstroke and fell from the sky…”
I interrupted. “While watching Eyja washing her breasts. You may as well say it, I saw the look on your beak.”
***“It was just…quite a shocking sight to fly over and witness women bathing together. Like the drawings in magazines one orders from Skyrim, nothing you’d ever imagine seeing in the flesh.”
“’The Bathing Beauties of Skyrim‘ magazines? Gils has a stack of those. I wondered if I went to Skyrim would anyone be clothed.”
“Had either of you been soaping the other it may have put test to my immortality.”
“I would have thought your crash landing did that. But that’s an exploitable weakness, if we ever swear enemies I could have you in little immortal pieces in no time if I just get two women to soap each other on the sidelines.”
“If they kissed while they soaped, I may fall into pieces without the blade touching me.”
“Gils saw a statue like that once in Balmora, he said it looked so real he almost talked to them. Some famous sculpture by an artist called Curio.”
“Crassius Curio? I’ve heard his art is very lifelike, he’s said to be the best in his field. You’ve just given me an inspiration! I’m going to commission him to sculpt a fountain for my courtyard!”
Crassius Curio with one of his lifelike statues:
http://www.slofslair.co.uk/content/art/lookdonttouch.jpgJanus turned to me and took my hand. “I really can‘t tell you anything about being chosen, Maxical.”
“Okay, I guess.”
***“Janus, you owe me no special consideration, I know you and Eyja have a longstanding arrangement. Once we’re finished you’re free to do as you please. Also, if Malan can enter your lair, Uriel may order me to be with another instead of you. I have to obey him.”
“He won’t when he hears what I have to say. You’re safest bet is at my castle, where I have the home advantage. I know every inch of that place like the hairs on my head, my staff around me…”
I interrupted. “Is Hal-Liurz going to bounce Malan out with her breasts? We have the Imperial Army here. You might better listen to what Uriel has to say, Janus.”
“We‘ll see. That day you escaped Malan, how did you do it?”
“I don’t know, you vampires are always squirting juices into women’s mouths when you are attacking us. I did something with his juices to escape, the same thing I used on Vicente to stop him from attacking me. I don’t know how it works, but it does.”
“What do you do, spit the juices in his eyes or something? What does it do?”
“Something like that. It does the same thing that kiss did to you, only quicker.”
“Quicker? Holy Psijic [censored]! How did you learn these things?”
“That one I learned just trying to live when Vicente was attacking me. It worked on Malan too. The kiss…if you must know, the truth is that was a Dunmer mystery. I’m married to two Dunmer, remember?”
“That‘s what a Dunmer mystery is? My friend Jak told me about them, I never knew what they were. He said he’d never marry again without some certain ones.”
“Jak is Dunmer?”
“No, Breton. His wife had some mysteries, but none he liked. She was Breton too. He had a long running affair with Llathasa Indarys, who had the ones he wanted. Gifts, he called them.”
“That’s what Gils has, the Gifts. Didn’t Llathasa die just over a year ago?”
***“Almost a year and a half ago, and under really mysterious circumstances. The Count caught her and Jak together, and very shortly thereafter she supposedly broke her neck from a fall down the steps. Jak thinks the Count murdered Llathasa for the infidelity. Indarys is a hypocrite if he did, he has a reputation for laying everything that moves.”
“This is the best gossip I‘ve ever heard! Do you know any more?”
“I know things about Cyrodiil’s Nobility that would curl your hair.”
“You’re better than a Casta Scribonia novel! I can’t wait to tell Evangeline, she loves gossip! Tell me another, please?”
Janus laughed. “Another time, that way I‘ll ensure you‘re happy to see me again. That kiss, was that one of those Gifts that Jak was talking about?”
I nodded. “Yeah, I didn’t think about them being too strong for Imperials. They’re made specifically for Dunmer, who are never pleased without them.”
“That’s what Jak said, that since Llathasa died nothing has been the same. He seeks that sensation and is dissatisfied with anything less.“
“That’s the point of them. Dunmer live exceptionally long lives and can only teach the secrets to their first wife. Azura gave the mysteries to keep divorce out of their culture. Jak’s wife must have been married previously to a Dunmer.”
“No, Jak was her only husband.”
“Well, that’s a mystery in itself! How do two Bretons get Dunmer mysteries when the wife wasn’t previously married?”
“Jak must have bought the secrets. He tried to buy Gils‘ mysteries a little over a year ago, not long after Llathasa died. Somehow Jak found out Gils had the ones he wanted. Jak is extremely wealthy and the offer went quite high, but Gils wouldn‘t sell for any amount. Then Jak tried to use mind control and steal the secrets. He couldn’t get them, said they were protected somehow.”
***“Azura guards the mysteries from theft, and keeps them locked till the man marries. Then they’re sealed to the couple’s souls, if one dies the other owns the mysteries. They can use them on another, but not share the sacred secrets. It’s punishable by death to share those with anyone. Gils wasn’t married a year ago, Jak couldn’t have gotten them then regardless.”
“Hmmm.”
“What?”
“Just wondering if Jak knows you’re married to Gils. It would explain his sudden interest in you. After Llathasa died, Jak said he’d do anything to get hold of those Gifts. And if Malan knows about them, it may be why he chose you to implant his wife in…”
Janus stopped dead in his tracks, regardless of the sun burning him.
“His wife…implanted in you. [Censored]! If split-aparts share a chosen, is it…could the chosen I‘m following be Malan‘s dead wife?”
“That’s a good question, Janus. If you look at it scientifically, the nature you share isn’t actually yours. It has to be Malan’s since he didn’t create you till centuries later. Come into the shade, Janus.”
I had to pull Janus under the nearest tree. He leaned against it, healing himself.
“A month ago you said you were here following your chosen, who have you been following all this time? If it suddenly changed to me the night before last, then you are most definitely following his dead wife. And whether Malan just put her in me recently or when I was a child, where was she before then? She‘s been dead a century now.”
“I can’t tell you. I have to talk to Traven about this.”
“What will you do if it is?“
Janus shrugged. “I don’t know. I need time to think. There has to be a reason Malan chose you for this, Maxical. I need to know when he did, and why you.“
“It can’t be for the mysteries. Malan is the Vvardenfell Arbiter. Arbiters are given all the mysteries, he’d not need mine.“
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