
Happy Birthday Prodigy Darkwing!!!! (who amazingly joined at age 11 days, but dropped off actively posting at age 6).
Today is your big 1-0
But who you are we'll never know
The child of someone near and dear?
Spawn of the powerful Starge or Alexander?
Or maybe the sweet progeria
Of our one and only Burnt Sierra?
Anyway, today's your day
and hopefully you'll make your way
here to eat your Birthday Cake
and our best wishes with you (you'll take);
That every year will see you well,
and see you happy and healthy as well
That one day you'll return to us,
I promise you we'll make a fuss
over you the day you do
That's my Birthday Promise to you!
Happy Birthday Darkwing!!!!!