Are we put of things to talk about, for once?? XD

Lets talk about piranhas

Ah...Must be later again...

Hold on...I did that joke already...

Sorry, as you were...

On a side note...

I'M BACK IN WORK TODAY!!!!

...Damned failing to win the lottery...*Sigh*...

Still...I shall do my job properly... ...

Sadly, later has come, but I-

Wait, family forum! Bad Liz! XD

Meanwhile in the pantry.....

You act like you need to eat to live lol

Technically I do. Without food I'd starve to death

Scary fish is scary!

The string of curse words I let out woke up my son. Thanks XD

I'm sorry. I didn't expect you to get scared of it!

Neither did I, lol!!!!

I hope snuggles falls back asleep, lol

He did. You ever wake up, look around, and fall back asleep? He did that lol

Phew. I thought I caused a tantrum for a moment

The only thing he ever throws a tantrum about is food lol

Why?

He's REALLY picky.

I understand

So, my child decided "Hey, I won't sleep in my own bed tonight! And l will wiggle and kick mom!"

My husband decides "I'll blast the tv and wake my son up, then not deal with him when he wakes up by sleeping downstairs!"

I'm VERY grouchy right now and can't go smoke a cig because my son keeps following me if I get up.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!

Best be ready to hear:


"BABABABABABABABABABABA"


against the side (or siding) of your house, followed by the sighting of tiny holes in it and possibly some leaking. Contrary to their gorgeous appearance, woodpeckers do not make friendly neighbors for homeowners or anyone trying to sleep while they are "in the mood to peck." Just so you are warned, lol.


EDIT: And for the gods sakes, don't feed them peanuts. They will come take them from your hand, (because they are fearless) - but then they will begin to "DEMAND" them, rapping like the cops on your door whenever the mood strikes them for another treat.

I'm going to assume you learned this the hard way?

My (late) Grandfather learned the hard way. He went from avid bird watcher to hunter with rocksalt in his shotgun. They are intelligent birds, and even though he was a tremendous shot could not hit them to save his life. They became angered by the sudden lack of peanuts and hostile actions of their host, and it was on.

The woodpeckers were winning the war until my Grandfather called in the heavy equipment: A large rubber snake was thrown up on the roof looking like it was interested in their nest, and another over the door to his house. After a few days of apparent inactivity by the snake, the woodpeckers were back, enraged by the trickery.

Next the "Orkin" man took a shot at it. Then some bird specialist. The woodpeckers saw this as the last act of a desperate man and holed in, mocking him with assaults on his house, swoop attacks and laughter when he emerged.

Woodpeckers are like goats, once you start against them, they never stop till they are the victor in the match.

EVIL BIRDS!!!!

I'm starting to agree with you. I'm still mad about that giant bird stealing my sandwich while I was in Africa

Don't make me come down to Florida and whip your butt for you! That is dangerous! Men posing as women is the least of your worries, how about murderers or people with diseases ready to help you off this planet the hard way. Take that good-looking face of yours and intelligent mind to the beach and pick up your women:

1. They are in bikinis so you can see if their knees are overly square or if they have an adams apple - and see that they have no hidden weapons.

2. See 1.


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mALX, I don't think he's actually meeting people, just looking at the ads. There are some funny ads on there.

Browsing to read the funny ads is fun, but if he is getting replies then he is contacting or posting an ad himself. I'm whipping his butt before some murderer gets him.

I didn't catch that.

He's probably just being controversially funny, DE is def a shank-puller with his jokes.

I've actually known two men who have met people off some Craigslist type thing though, both got robbed more than once, one barely got out with his life after some set-up scam by a mother and her daughter, who then stalked him. Those sites are danger waiting to happen.

I'm much less cranky than I was earlier. But still really cranky.

Wanna talk about it? Is this still about snuggles waking up?

Not just waking up. he would let me doze off for a little bit, then start kicking the crap out of me. When I put him in his bed, he would cry and scream bloody murder. when I took him out, he would let me doze for a bit, then start kicking again. all night. Not just kicking, though. Flailing, talking (In his sleep!) laughing, and pulling my hair. I've got a huge headache. Then when he woke up, I made him a sandwich and a sippy and put the baby gate so he wouldn't go downstairs and bother my husband. I ended up falling asleep on the bed and getting woken up by him jumping on my head. TEN MINUTES LATER.

So I'm up. And pretty angry at my husband right now.

I'm feeling uncharacteristically cranky myself today. Must be a pressure system running from Texas to Tennessee, lol.

-sigh- That just sucks. And your husband isn't doing anything. That's annoying

yes, it is! And this is EVERY TIME he has a night terror. I'M the one who deals with it. He gets to go downstairs and sleep peacefully. And then he gets sassy with me when I'm in a crappy mood.

And to get things straight, I'm NOT complaining about my son. It's his dad.

I'm sorry to hear that. You shouldn't be the only one dealing with your son's night terrors. Your husband should really help out more. You go through enough at work.


Is there anything I can do to attempt to brighten your mood. Corny joke perhaps?

Thanks for the verbal head-patting XD

I DO like your corny jokes!

You're welcome! -pats Liz's head-

Okay. A joke for you


How do scientists keep their breath fresh?







With experi-mints!

XD!!!!

Another one? I'm just trying to make ya feel a bit better

One more?

Of course!

What type of computer sings?





A Dell

Okay, THAT one I laughed really hard at!!

Feel a bit better?

What type of computer blows?

An HP



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Omg y'all XD

Omg that poor cat XD

Crazy pix time!! Loved that Dell one but seriously, poor kitty!