Chapter 5; The Bosmer

Adelaide walks through a forest, finding a Wood Elf.

Adelaide: "What are you?"

Wood Elf: "What do I look like?"

Adelaide: "The b-word?"

Wood Elf: "Yeah, Bosmer."

Adelaide: "Weird... So many improvements in gameplay, technology and graphics... And they still have Bosmer in this game?!?"

Wood Elf: "Okay, you insulted me, noble seamstress! Die!!!"

The Bosmer takes out his bow and shoots at her like crazy. But Adelaide blocks all his arrows with her shield, then beats it into his face. He falls to the ground, she puts her foot on his chest and lowers her sword to his throat.

Adelaide: "Yeah, right. A Bosmer who is actually a good fighter. That doesn't exist, scum. I'm gonna kill YOU now. Hmm... Let's see if you can cut bodies into pieces with Oblivion's new engine..."

Later, back in town:

Adelaide: "Hey, anyone here wanna play football? Wanna play with a Bosmer's head? Or fencing with limbs? Cheap bosmer limbs for sale!"