Chapter 4; The Knight

Adelaide fights a knight.

Knight: "Ah! You hit me!"

Adelaide: "Yes, I did."

Knight: "But your skill is too low to hit me!"

Adelaide: "No, it isn't. The to-hit-chance is not dependent on stats, it depends on if I hit you or not."

Knight: "Darn... Why didn't I block?"

Adelaide: "You have to block manually."

Knight: "Alright... But now I'll hit you!"

He hits her, and hacks off her arm.

Adelaide: "This can't be! I'm the player! I can't be dismembered!"

Knight: "This is Oblivion! Your arms can be hacked off just like mine!"

Adelaide: "Darn. Is there any spell to fix my arm on my body again?"

Knight: "Go to a spellmaker."

Adelaide: "Thanks, but why do you give me hints? I thought you were my enemy?"

Knight: "You're too mighty for me."

Adelaide: "How do you know? I mean, in Morrowind, rats attacked me while I was wearing Daedric armor..."

Knight: "I've got Radiant A.I. I'm intelligent. I surrender. Here, take my weapon."

Adelaide: "Thanks. And now, die."

Knight: "Why die?"

Adelaide: "I'm evil. I like to kill people who surrender to me."

Knight: "Darn! Damn this AI!"