Chapter 3; The Dragon Pee

Adelaide goes exploring a dungeon. Suddenly she feels something wet around her bare feet.

Adelaide: "Whew, the water feels very realistic in this game! And it stinks..."

Voice Out of The Dark: "Yeah, it stinks."

Adelaide: "Who are you, voice?"

Voice: "A dragon."

Adelaide: "Whew! Dragons in Oblivion! Cool!"

Dragon: "Yeah. And this stinking liquid is not water, it's my pee."

Adelaide: "Uh... No, it isn't..."

Dragon: "Yes, it is. The new Oblivion gaming-system makes the characters eat, drink, sleep, pee, poop..."

Adelaide: "No, this couldn't be... I'm walking through dragon pee... Barefooted..."

Dragon: "Hey, it's not my fault! I didn't want to pee, but the game engine makes me!"