Adelaide goes into a shop, trying to steal something. She goes up into the merchant's bedroom and comes down with a sack full of stolen goods.

Merchant: "Err... Whaddya have in this sack?"

Guard: "Huh? Erm... Yeah, whaddya have in there?"

Merchant: "Is this my stuff? Guards!"

Guard: "Here I am! Well, I was here before, too, but here I am anyways! May I arrest her?"

Adelaide: "What the fudge are you talking 'bout, guys?"

Merchant: "You got my stuff!"

Guard: "You got his stuff!"

Adelaide: "No, I don't."

Guard: "No, she doesn't."

Merchant: "Yes, she does!"

Guard: "Yes, you do!"

Adelaide: "Hey, guard, why do you just repeat everything we say?"

Guard: "It's my hyperintelligent AI that does this. Great, huh?"

Adelaide: "Is it the superhyperintelligent AI which makes the merchant think I got his stuff?"

Guard: "Uh... Maybe?"

Merchant: "Arrest her, stoopid guard!"

Adelaide: "Hey, he insulted you! You have to arrest him for it!"

Guard: "Uh, yes! Come with me to the court, there you gotta go to prison for that, filthy thug!"

Merchant: "What? No! Heeelp!"

Guard: "Err... But I think I have to look what you got in that sack..."

Adelaide: "Oh, I'm sure I can convince you otherwise!"

She takes off her clothes, standing naked in front of the guard.

Guard: "Whew! Great that they included nudity in Oblivion! Okay, I've seen enough, you can go, you're innocent."

(c)2005 Happy Adolf

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