Lady Adelaide the Barefooted, a Dark Elven warrior princess, walks around town, but not one of the NPCs greet her.

She yells to a peasant.

Adelaide: "Hey! Stoopid idiott! Why don't you greet me when I'm walking around near you?!"

Guy: "Err... I don't know you?"

Adelaide: "But in Morrowind everyone greeted me!!"

Guy: "Err... In Morrowind they didn't know they didn't know you... But I got a Radiant A.I. I know I don't know you."

Adelaide: "Oh, right, do you? Well, you'll remember me..."

She switches to hand to hand combat and performs a new special move, kicking the dumb peasant with her bare foot right in his face.

Guy: "Hey! Why did you kick me? You cannot kick, can you?"

Adelaide: "Heh, not only the AI has improved, but the fighting-system, too, wanker. So I've got a lot of new special-moves and I'm gonna test them all out on your Radiant A.I. but."

Guy: "NOOOOOOO!!!"

(c)2005 Happy Adolf

On to Chapter 2