perhaps a complete termination of the base is in order.

For the last 15 minutes my command-link system to the otters in Wurlon's base has been flashing the same message over and over...

Liberate tutemae ex inferis

and now the lights are flicker... What was that? Who's there? Chen, Chen, is that....




STATIC

For sake of coolness, I'm sent in 4,000 Hitler clones to surround the base and assault the creatures.

Transmission:
Hitler Commander: Move out men Move! move! move!
Hitler Private: Oh my god... there are bodies everywhere... It's a blood ba-- AUGH
Hitler Commander: Green leader respond
Hitler Green leader: They're hitting us hard! They have some sort of--
Hitler Commander: Green leader!
Hitler red leader: Sir men are flying like grease drops! We have to pull in the assult team, this site is lost!
Hitler Commnder: I refuse to accept that, more in another 1000!
Hitler red leader: Sir it was simply stupid to clone a bunch of Hitlers! We are unhealthy, unfit german speaking facists. It's futile!
Hitler Commander: DoomedOne, we're requesting you bulldoze the place.
DoomedOne: Now? but your men are still inside.
Hitler Commander: Give us fifteen minutes to retreat.
DoomedOne: No.

Launching stegosaurus assault team. Objective: Destroy all signs of movement.

Heh heh heh. Stupid hitlers.

Override? Override! OVERRIDE!!!!!!

Commander DoomedOne that is the second evil genius we have lost tonight!

I'm dispatching 500 Wolfmen to Override's base, hopefully someone can be saved

*Captain ShogunSniper and 9 of his top elite uber SamuraiSharpshooters land outside of Wurlon's base in an LTEV and prepare to infiltrate.*

I could nuke the bases and easily destroy them, but any survivors would be lost. Do we risk it?

No. Not until all is deemed lost.

My forces have reached Override's base, they report mangled bodies everywhere, still searching for any survivors

/start transmission verification code=3598.02
This is ShogunSni[static.......]
fered [static]
losses. I am on my wa[static...]
uke the place. It's just completely runover with thes[static....]


/transmission lost
/resending signal
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/no response
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[static}


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to:CEG
Topic:Wurlon's base.

Seeing as manpower will not do for this mission, I am hereby enforcing my right to use poisons, let it be known that caustic acids will be poured onto Wurlon's base. Seeing as the army is skeletal and metal, the acid to be used pure hydrogen ions (pH=0) will instantenously disintigrate the bone by binding to the calcium carbonate and turning it into salt and water. The metal that was used, is also highly sensitive to acids and will corrode instantenously. This is a letter of warning, giving you precisely 30 minutes to remove any armies from the direct area of impact where the vats of acid are to be poured.

Megil TelZeke.


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To:Wurlon
Topic: poison license

I hereby nullify your poison license, you are to return all left over fluoroacetate within the next 2 hrs

Megil Tel-Zeke

Destroy the base and your friend's soul and flesh will be mine forever. I will unleash my horde unto your pathetic world like ants on donuts, except with fire,hatred and flesh-eating demons. You cannot stop us, Wurlon knew what was coming, did you really think skeletons would walk themselves? I pity you stupid humans, as the one and true evil has come. Fight if you must, dying is mandatory! Did you really think Wurlon is going to be saved? I'd like to see you try , it's entertaining muhahahahahahhahahaahh

I know why he wanted the female wolves, he wanted them because only females know how to handle this kind of situation. MUhhahahahahahhahaha the doom of this realm will fall like the many others! DIE!!!!



Please don't post such large whops of large red text, it's rather hard to read.

Thank you,

Alexander

Message alert sent to all Coalition members-

Wait! Do not attack the base. I am withdrawing my stegosauruses from the area, all my Hitlers are already dead. Well, not the entire army, just 4000. See, there appears to be a strange man yelling in front of the facility. No one has attacked this homeless person, but... well... nevermind, I withrdaw the point. NUKE IT!

To The Other Members of the Evil Genuis Collaberation

I, hereby agree to return all technologies that I have no lawful right to own under the following terms.

1. We organize a body of members with a council, every member in the council has an equal vote on all issues. The majority can veto any decision.

2. This must be enacted now.

3. Oh yeah, don't forget to bring donuts.

My troops have returned to my territory and I am withdrawing from the moon and ocean. *poof* items are being returned to Minque and nuclear weapons are also being returned. All dangerous chemicals are being returned. As are the cloning machines. However, I already obtained a license for mutated squirrels and I have the right to continue making them unless a council vetos it.

Sincerely (or not so sincerely)

-Gamer10

How about this, I let you out of purgatory some time tomorrow, you don't do things without permission of the colaition and I won't make a rip in the space time continuam and suck you into a room with a moose.

Commencing deployment of nuclear warheads.

DoomedOne, I will need a repeat on the order, so that nobody may claim miscommunication.

Attention everyone!

Dantrag is commencing deployment of Nuclear Warheads!

So, tyrant. You are the self appointed board leader.

I spit at you.

I have withdrawn my above statemtent, nuclear warheads are headed towards the moon on space rocket, oh say bye bye to the ocean as well.

Go my squirrel nation!

*redirects nukes at gamer10*

Byebye.

*launches remaining warheads at Wurlon's base*

Both are now in shambles.

My squirrel hide shield will easily repel it, you have turned one around.

BUT CAN YOU TURN AROUND SEVEN!

To Those Not Satisfied with the Evil Genuis Collaberation

I am willing to start a new council, based on ideals that those who join me.

-Gammy or known properly as Gamer10

I begin a motion to send Gamer10 to universe 159, where he can be tortured by the DoomedOne there.

Request denied.

My squirrel nation has taken the whole of Mid-West United States. We have reset up base in Indiana, the state the people live in but nobody ever visits.

There are plenty of squirrels there to mutate as well.

Gamer, we'll let you have Louisiana and Missippi granted you promise to pay the 50 billion dollars required for repairs, clean water, disease control, and basically getting the ceonomy back on track.

To: CEG
From: OSN

My fellow council members, your rule over me has been cut hastily short. I am no longer under the jurisdiction of Doomedone, the tyrant. Nor will I follow any treaties listed until my demands have been met. Any plans to put me in purgatory will backfire, I have a handcrafted Backfiring Machine attached to me. So, my "friends" I must warn you to take caution in your actions. Lest you bring about your own destruction.

-Gamer10, Supreme Dictator of the Oligarchy of the Squirrel Nation




I believe I made it clear I will only listen to the majority voting on an issue such as this. It appears you are trying to speak for all of them.

I'M ****ING KING OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUAM! DAMN STRAIGHT I SPEAK FOR THEM, WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK THIS IS? A DEMOCRACY?

Guess what, this is not a democracy, it's a coalition of evil geniuses, and as such, I, the board leader, get to decide where I want to put you, because you went against the board. Backfiring machines won't work unless under the consent of chbumba, by the way.

My Wolfmen in Override's base report the same thing as in Wurlon's. However, they managed to fight their way to the control room where Override was found slumped uncncious over a computer. They have recovered him and are beating a hasty retreat out. As of now casualties are 93 troops, 21 brutes and one of the two commanders

Actually, like all my other equipment it works like all good stolen property should.

*used divine intervention to teleport himself back to the moon and initiated the antinuclear missile cool laser system thingy and destroyed the nuclear missiles launched at the moon before they reached the moon.*


now what happens when a nuclear missile goes off in a vacuum?

Wow you guys are horrible at role-playing, the whole time you perferred to talk about stupid nukes and not do anything rather then investigate the demonic bases, and I had a good comeback if anyone was able to rescue me (if you were to unlock the security systems in my base I would have appeared) but nope, for evil geniuses this can get stupid..

cause we are EVIL!!!!

A lone cholocate bar, located in a defunct fridge in Wurlon's base, blinks. It promptly sprouts arms and legs and takes out a miniature walky-talky. "Come in, HQ. Operative #666 here. Status report: HOLY JESUS! EVERYONE'S DEAD! ...going to find out why."

The animated chocolate bar bravely leaves the fridge and walks a few steps before being scooped up by a clawed hand.

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE HIT! WE'RE---"

An evil, powerful voice can be heard after. "Hmm...chocolate."

Static...

addendum: Is only semiserious rping here

complete with EVIL PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!
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*Thwaps SS unconscious*

How liberating that was...

hazardous material trucks pul in front of Wurlon's base. soldiers carrying pcks filled with the powerful acid, head into the facility. everything seems clear.

then they begin coming out of the walls.

"FIRE!", pmps are activatedand blobs of H+ are fired at the skeletal warriors, and enraged wolfmen, they promptly disintigrate.

they work themselves deeper into the facility, looking for any survivor's.

Incoming transmission from agents #668 and #690:

"HOLY HELL! IT ATE JACK! WE'RE DOOMED! OH MY GOD, IT'S LOOKING AT US! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

*static*

We already nuked wurlon's base a while ago.

It's not that we're bad at roleplaying, it's just that originally this thread was onyl used to swap evil ideas. Every evil move is straight to character. We send far too many troops to just wipe everything out without care for figuring out what triggered it, then when that doesn't work we nuke it. What do you expect?

Mayor of new york wants to talk to you Dantrag. You sort of took the whole of new york with wurlon's base, since it was technically starbucks HQ

umm i thought starbuck's Hq is located int Seattle.

Oh right...

Seattle, mayor of seattle.

Megil, my wolfmen had left Wurlon's base a long time ago

wtf my underground secret castle facitility was in Ireland!! muhahahha your all at the wrong base that's my lunchbreak stop....

doesn't matter anyway, I'm pissed that lonewolf gets wolfmen and I don't HMRPH!!!!! I'm rebuilding a new site in Alaska which will be a super-secret underground castle facility complete with weapon storage, enough rooms and space for an army of 10,000 troops plus three football field sized laboratories for wolfman testing. And yes my new army will consist of Wurlagothian Wolfmen, which are resistant to all elements, intelligent and very social. They will also have a special training course for medieval weapons and modern ones. But instead of cloning I shall naturally breed them. And I already have three beautiful wolfwomen that help me with decisions and construction ideas. Wurlagothians range from light grey to dark red coloring, and have sharp claws & teeth.

And I request that my title be shifted to Official Breeder of Wurlagothians and Guardsmen. My base is a secret underground castle facility located somewhere in Alaska and my army is Wurlagothians.

You get the hell out of my country or i will kick your boat into last week

i belive you will need a permit from doomedone to do anything like that

he gave me a time travel license

My base is already destroyed, as the robotically enchanced skeletal warriors kind of blew it up, I just ran out the back. My new location is in Alaska, where it's nice and cold

Internal CEG Memo
From: BobV
To: Lonewolf, DoomedOne

wish for me to send poisoned snack packs to Wurlon's semisecret facility?

Hate,

BobV

*ahem*

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Pending

Internal CEG Memo
From: BobV
To: Megil

Yo, Meggy, brother from another mother. Care to pass me some poison? It's for taking care of that upstart Wurlon, yo.

Keep it real,
BobV

[I]Internal CEG memo
From Megil
To: Bobv

sure, a kilo of fluoroacetate will be delivered shortly. make sure not to ingest poison yourself as 1/10 of a gram can kill a man.

Internal CEG memo
From: BobV
To: Megil

Thanks, dawg. I'll be sure to make it handled by the demi-hitlers.

Some time later...PERFECTLY REGULAR (...right) snackpacks arrive at Wurlon's semisecret Alaska base.