hilarious.

Wurlon, my wolfmen are already capable of using any weaponry you shoudl choose to give them, the kowledge of how to use them is part of their genetic memory. However, before i grant your request, i'll need to know which kind of wolfmen you want, standar all around troops, ultra strong assault brutes, or commanders?

I don't remember granting Shogun permission to put any kind of nuclear facility on the moon.

If minque allowed it, nothing more will be said.

i'm 250,000 miles away from earth, i need no permission. besides, dantrag from universe 573 got control of time travel and gave me permission.

first of all, my limits of jurisdiction are not bound only to the earth. Nowhere in my title does it say "of earth only".

Second of all, the Dantrag of universe 573 has no say in universe one, so it doesn't matter if he's ruler of heeaven and hell.

I request that the Evil Genius Collaboration have Shogun's nuclear facility dismantled and sent to my headquarters as punishment for acting against the coalition.

Mr. Shogunsniper

In short, in exchange for a declaration of peace between us I will be willing to back you up in defense of your nuclear facilities.

-Gamer10

agreed, gamer.


*shakes game's hand over a holographic video feed*


EDIT: besides dantrag, i had those missiles sitting in my back yard before we even started handing out titles. and i posted in the original evil genius thread before you, therefore my rank is higher.

Gamer check page three, I'm sending you to purgatory to rot for all of eternity because you defied my law.

You cannot win against the King Of Space-Time.

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/2/05, 6:23 P.M.


Dear LoneWolf,

I must have misinterpreted the information given about your wolfmen army, but that is even better. I request 38 all around troops, 10 ultra wolfmen and two commanders. One commander for the collaboration and one for my fortress, five ultras for each commander and then 19 troops per commander also. Simple plan really, but I do request if you possilby produce three female wolfwomen for me, and if you have any wolf DNA shots I need a few of those. Thanks in advance, but I'm wondering if the troops can talk, I may need to extract information of who enters my laboratories and such.

Sincerely,
Wurlon

Wurlon

The Wolfman DNA is a closely guarded secret, and as such, none but myself have access to it. Any attempt to extract it from one of my wolfmen will result in a trigger in their psyche causing them to enter a psychotic bloodlust. However, i will grant you your request for 38 all around troops, 10 brutes and 2 commanders. Each of these has the capacity to speak, and all have a large vocabulary of several languages, but the commander types are the most eloquent, being the smartest. Wolfwomen are also closely protected by the pack, and any attempt to remove any, even by me, would have bad results.

LoneWolf

Shogun, dear Shogun... time of post has nothing to do with rank. As a matter of fact, there are no ranks in the Collaboration besides DoomedOne.

Time of first post in the thread does not give you authority to overstep your bounds in the coalition.

Dear LoneWolf,

This is terrible news, I needed the DNA for a very... secret... plan. This is ashame the wolfwomen are hard to acquire, are you positively sure you have no wolfwomen or wolfman DNA? I cannot offer money, as I cannot do that, but I can offer you 100 robotically enchanced skeletal warriors w/ weaponry if you do. You must give me these ingredients, it is absolutely necessary!

Sincerely,
Wurlon

Wurlon

Unfortunately i cannot grant you access to the DNA code for my own security reasons, and for other reasons i am unwilling to disclose, and the code for Wolfwomen ws destroyed at the insistence of my wolfmen after 20 were created. You will have to make do with what you have requested. These wolfmen are already in transit, ETA 1 day. Further requests will be considered, but will require time

LoneWolf

....................................................... YOUR SO fRIGGiN' EVIL!!!! I'LL COME OVER AND TAKE THE WOLFWOMEN MYSELF!!!

And I still need approval from chumba ........ I'm too impatient for this, if I do not get acceptance by 6:00 A.M. tomorrow I will start my RESW program myself, with no authorization. I already have all of the necessary components!


And by the way, do not eat any M&Ms for the next two weeks , or you may become one of my RESW victims.

1) What do you expect? This is an Evil Genius Collaberation

2) Such an attempt will result in a swift and messy death

It's ashame really, I WILL FIND OUT THE DNA someday!!

and I'll need fifty more standard wolves and ten more ultras then I had predicted, I'm going to have to control a few things in my laboratory.

Your request will require an additoinal three days, 2 days for the breeding of said forces, and one day for transport. Any attempts to get the DNA from any of these troops will result in swift and deadly retaliation. You have been warned

*rips off warning tag*

erm well that destroys the whole point of them, I needed them for the DNA so I could transform myself into one and have a few babe wolves.... grrr...

anyway I forgot to mention the wolfmen are also the ones who are getting the bodies for me

Wurlon, you're splicing your DNA? That's genetic manipulation. If you do so without a permit fro me then I'll send you to my time-prison so you can chill with gamer for the rest of eternity.

Normally I could only fine you and confiscate the genetically altered beasts, but genetically altering yourself, that earns you time. Permits these days are expensive too.

Wurlon, My wolfmen have been recalled. They are too valuable and skilled for use as mere body collectors

that was the extra 40 standard troops I needed, I still need 40 standard and 20 ultras for protection! Commanders are optional, as I'm in charge...


*noises and screams from laboratory *

OH GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!

I haven't done anything and I CAN'T lonewolf refuses to give me the DNA and the wolves are too fiesty to get it from them. How much is a friggin' permit? Please approve!

the initial 38 regulars, 10 brutes and 2 commanders are still in transit, however they will be in constant contact with my forces. All additional troops that were going to be sent have been cancelled

Wurlon, I want an official letter like everyone else got!

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/2/05, 7:20 P.M.

Dear DoomedOne,

I have a request that you approve me of DNA splicing, alteration and modification for scientific purposes including robotically enchanced skeletal warriors (RESW program) and others in the next month. If supervision is required, I have plenty of comfy rooms I had planned for the wolfmen for scientists of yours. All instructions, safety precautions and standard procedures will be followed properly. Please enclose the permit with the reply to this letter. I assure you, that the RESW program is harmless, I just need to alter a few bone ingredients.

Sincerely,
Wurlon

Transmission:

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/02/05, 7:26 P.M.

I'm reporting I'm going to need those wolfmen reinforcements ASAP we seem to be having a few diffuculties with the experimental RESW program, some are not replying properly to me as they were programmed. Luckly their bones are still normal and not enchanced yet, so they are still behind the glass laboratories.



*glass breaking in the distance*

Jesus Christ Code Green! Code Green! We Have RESW Program FAILURE, They will not respond we need military assistance he.... oh my god noooo

*gun fire in the backround, grenade explosion, more glass breaking, table tipped over*

*voices heard in the distance * Close the god damn blast ARGGHHH... get out! GET OUT!! Save yourse..RARGHHH !!

End transmission

Nay, this is protecting my intersts and the rights of my troops.

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Modification, Board leader of the Coalition.
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Hitler Clones and Genetically Altered Dinosaurs from an alternate dimension.

Dear Wurlon, my favorite guard,

Your request has been denied.

Sincerely,
DoomedOne

PS: Na na na na na na

-No Contact Or Response From Wurlon-

requesting authorization to blow up somebody

From who, Override?

Because my attempt to annex the government of New Zealand failed because Doomed can't keep tighter control over the space/time contiuam, i have decided to merely obliterate the whole place in a large volnic eruption, as well as a few earthquakes. The estimated time for commencement of the plot is one month from now, provided all goes according to plan

i skipped over a bunch of posts, what happened to wurlon?

I'm under a lot of pressure!

Alright, I'll tell you what, I'll give you a time travelling license so you can go back and kick his boat before he can warn new zealand. Time doesn't work that way, but I can just alter the laws of this universe so it does.

i'll take that license, and cancel the annihilation plan. A crack squad of wolfmen snipers will be sent to kill the guy, and my annexation plans will be resumed

~static is sounded from Wurlon's transmission station, no contact is present~

Wurlon, come in! Wurlon, do you read me?! WURLON!!!!!!

Authorisation is hereby granted to make things go BOOM. Not only that, it's granted retrospectively so you're covered for things you might have... accidentally... made go BOOM in the past.

Meanwhile I'm despatching a contingent of 100 cybernetic otters to Wurlon's base to discover what happened. And to steal any useful stuff that might be there... Damn', did I say the last bit out loud?



**whistles**


Nothing to see here folks, move along.

My wolfmen that were en route have been recalled, due to no longer being needed.

~static stops, instead satanic voices can be heard whispering and growling~

*what appears to be an extremely heavy door is opened, more screams are heard*

I received an interesting transmission from the cybernetic otters when they arrived at Wurlon's base.

***Start Transmission***
/scan begins...
No life signs detected
...scan ends/

~~static~~
/system error...
This unit under attack
/system failure immenant...
They're coming out of the walls, they're coming out of the....
***Transmission ends***

People, I think we might have ourselves a problem here...

Dear DoomedOne. King of the Space-Time Continuum, State Secretary of Genetic Modification, and Board Leader of the CEG (Coalition of Evil Geniuses.

I would like to inform you of a grave situation involving a separation from the CEG. One of our allies has betrayed the trust we have so graciously given him and has abused it to no end. He has built a nuclear site on his moon base without any sort of permission from I, the supreme overlord of the ocean and nuclear weapons, nor minque, the ruler of all things poof, and many nuclear resources. If he has gone this far without the CEG's approval, how much farther will he go? I would not like to see this noble coalition's reputation tainted by such an act of betrayal and misuse of trust.

I would like to call forth (with your persmission) a vote on the council that will decide on Shogun's fate. Will he be punished? Removed from office? Or is there something much more beautifullay terrible planned for him?

Loyal follower of the CEG,

-Dantrag, Supreme Overlord of the ocean and nuclear weapons.

This is why we have permits! You see people! This is why! Because that way, when you screw up, you're liable and I don't get sued. That's why. Imagine if their genes had been spliced, imagine what the case would have bee? I'd lose my job!

Okay, if no one can solve to problem in thrity six hours I'll be sending in my team of fire-breathin stegosauruses to wipe the complex out.

damnit
'

Ahem. requesting from all who it may concern permits for an operating nuclear missile launch site on the moon and the storage of 16 nuclear missiles on the moon.

*Appears through a warp-gate in front of Dantrag*

If shogun is truly going rogue then I'll send him to purgatory, where all the rogues of the coalition go. Gamer went there, wurlon probably would have gone there... I let them out eventually, but you know, they usually come back pretty washed.

*Disappears*

i have not gone rogue, maybe a little corrupt. but corruption is a part of the evil triangle and is allowed within the evil committee

edited post above.

Corruption is allowed, but only within your own power.

I couldn't corrupt your space legally, and you cannot corrupt my power over nuclear weapons legally.

I am beginning to wonder about your loyalties...

I sent a force of 100 troopers, 50 brutes and 1 commander to Wurlon's base shortly after Override's otters arrived. So far they report no anomalies other than a complete lack of lifesigns

Ok Ok. the launch site shall remain dormant and unoperational until this problem is resolved. there is no need for an attack, inspection, or visit to the moon or anything. the 16 nuclear missiles will remain dormant in an abandoned mine on the moon.

Just received communication from my wolfmen, strange creatures burst out of the walls and attacked them, 15 troopers and 3 brutes were lost before they could retreat. I'm pulling them out, we obviously can't handle whatever's going on in that base.