.______________________________.Here our Lady Approaches______________________________ . Tirdas, 16th of Sun's Dusk, early morning Laprima awoke early, surprised she’d been able to gain any sleep at all. She rolled out of bed. Grabbed her journal. Wrote a few scattered notes about a dream she’d been living just moments before, a dream in which she was waiting with a group of others for some sort of vessel to come.
Vessel, that’s the word which came to mind. A large, shiny container of some sort, perhaps made of metal, in which everyone present embarked upon.
Embarked. A good way to put it. She scribbled into her journal. Once inside the ‘vessel’, she realized everyone was packed in tight, which made her uncomfortable. Some folks were sitting upon benches, while she was forced to stand. The vessel headed south, then turned to the east upon a road of sorts. Suddenly (in the way of dreams) she realized that she was on the
wrong vessel. She was supposed to embark upon a separate vessel, aimed the opposite way. Whatever that meant. A moment of panic ensued.
“Good morn to you, Lady Laprima,” a young page, a girl (but not Tricky) startled. “Just wanted to let you know they’re already ready already for you!”
“Graci. Give a few moments please, while I prepare and become properly dressed.” …
Really need to have a lock affixed into my door…“I'm Paige. Might I be of any assistance? I know how to twist hair into a Colovian knot!”
“You may.” And what a good idea. Better to not have her coif mussing all over the place, blown about by wind and matted by possible deluge. Laprima was planning on wearing Chamany’s hood for the journey, but what if she wanted to take it off at some point? Like, what if the sky was actually
sunny?
She sat before her bedroom dining-table while the child began scrambling her hair. Upon the table, someone had placed the scroll which was to be taken to Dragon Bridge. Which made her curious, of course. What had been written upon it? But the scroll had been stamped, sealed with wax, which meant it was to remain furled until given to Commander Maro, or someone designated to break the seal. See, already she knew she’d be good at her new(est) job.
“All done, milady. Ciao!”
“Graci, lass. Have a coin, and have a biscuit.”
“Ooooh!” And out the door she went.
Laprima was now alone. Unexpectedly, a moment of pure and absolute dread fell over her being, like a boat-anchor dropped into sea. Not exactly the Darkness, not exactly the odd moments of terror she’d felt during her school years, but a certain doom and gloom for sure.
What exactly is it I am doing?Worry and doubt zinged her nerves, a dozen thoughts at once. Why in Oblivion had she volunteered for this? Surely, doing so had been a rash decision, mostly caused by her desire to (subconsciously) sidestep the trouble she feared she was in. She’d been wondering if she was about to get deported, or thrown in jail just like Chamany. Because of this, she hadn’t been thinking rationally. And just look at what she’d gotten herself into.
The Heartlander actually shuddered.
But then, she calmed herself.
One notion at a time, thought she, while packing the scroll into her handbag. She could do this. She could make this journey, and present before whatever court Dragon Bridge had in store. In fact she’d
better do so, with Elisif the Fair’s entire entourage now expecting affirmative results. And truthfully, part of her was looking forward to getting outside the town and discovering a new one; was looking forward to the adventure of it all.
So firstly: what should she don for the journey?
After shooting arrows the previous day she then’d gone to the Raiment. There she bought several new frocks and garments, all of them common and inexpensive, which made Endarie snootier than ever.
“Oh, let me just drop everything,” the town’s premier clothing merchant chided, nose upturned. “I don’t mind, reeeally.”
“Then eradicate thy lippy comments, fashionista.”
Not that it mattered. She could’ve bought the most expensive items in the Raiment, and the store’s pompous high elf would continue to lay out her thinly-veiled insults. Laprima hadn’t been going for fashion or folly this time though, she wanted selections which would keep her
warm, yet would also be presentable before the leaders of Dragon Bridge. Hmm. Maybe she should bring
two outfits, the second one fancier, to be worn before the village’s council. Perhaps some commoner’s garb might be seen as an insult to the Dragon Bridge court. Aye that. Such things could and did happen, at times.
Laprima also visited Solitude’s Fletcher, surprised to learn the town had its very own dedicated archery shop. Here she purchased some arrows of steel at 2 gold apiece, because several of the cheaper arrows given to her by the Shrew broke. Surprisingly, the Fletcher (as well as Solitude’s smith) did not sell any gauntlets lighter than steel. She’d been hoping for some fur or some leather to keep her hands warm and safe, while not encompassing them into stiff and heavy metal. Ah, well. Gloved hands for a proper aristocratic female it would be.
She got dressed, packed a second, more elegant outfit for Dragon Bridge, picked up her bow and her quiver, grabbed into her nightstand for a few potions. Grabbed a handful of coins. Left her room behind.
And walked into court, magical music droning from places unseen. “Morning,” Bolgeir Bearclaw greeted, his Nordic accent thick, barely cultured. “Jarl Elisif has nawt arisen just yet,” he said with a wink and a smile. “Take the opportunity to just mosey right through, I’d say.”
Laprima smiled too. Said nothing. Because moments of small relief such as this one were best shared without words. Truthfully though, it'd be best to get moving. Best to get to Dragon Bridge before dark; Jarl Elisif could be a talky one, for sure.
“Just wanted ta also say that da guards you are to sojourn with have been stationed in da lobby,” he pointed. “Just down da stairs. Dey shall travel with you, as for safety’s sake.”
“Graci,” she answered. “Many thanks.”
She clomped down the stairs, eager yet nervous about the day to come.
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“And lo. Here our lady approaches,” one of the assigned guards nudged the other as their charge strode near. “Told’ja it was her. Which means, you owe
me a pint once we’re down in Dragon’s Bridge!”
“Yea, sure,” the other guard answered, rolling his eyes. “One pint it shall be.”
“You was there yesterday,” the first guard said to Laprima. He was taller than his partner, and from Cyrodiil for sure. Both of them were wearing a mish-mash of light and heavy armor, most of it bearing Imperial crests and badges, she noticed. The first guard carried a sword. His partner, the one who owed a pint, also carried a sword, but complimented his weapon with a proper shield. He was Nordic, wore a fully-masked helmet and hood, while the first man's head was bare. Despite their Imperial garb, they seemed unconcerned about the contingent of Stormcloaks camped just outside of town. Or maybe they didn't even know about the Stormies.
“That was you, shootin’ up at Castle Dour.”
“Surely I was, yes.”
“Say, you was pretty good, for a lady, that is. And I mean… a
Lady, as in, with a capital L to start. We had no idea you was royalty.”
“Not true royalty,” Laprima answered, already hoping there’d be no need to explain the difference. “Ehm. So how about today, let us perhaps pretend we’re all equals, eh? That I am just one of your set. I imagine it’ll be easier not to become distracted by the usual nuances of Class and rights-of-way and such if we do so, eh?"
But the second soldier, the Nord was having none of this. “Oh no, oh no,” he wagged, putting two and a half fingers to the area where his lips would be, if his face wasn't completely covered by metal. “You may be an adequate shot up on Archer’s Row, but you needn’t lift a finger with Peters and Mansonn (he pointed to his taller partner) at your side, a-right?”
“Right,” the man named Mansonn, the one who was owed a pint, agreed. “Not a finger. Or two fingers. Or even three. Or how ‘bout all ten of ‘em?”
Hmm.
Nobility and royals sometimes went around carrying bows and arrows, the ‘Lady’ realized at that moment. This was a sight not completely unseen down in Cyrodiil. However, upper classes usually only did so if they were going off hunting. Only did so if they were headed to some safe and nearby wilderness, hoping to bag a fox or a rabbit. Never for protection, or any sort of defensive measures against men or monsters, by the Gods no!
Still, she was not to be deterred. Laprima refused to leave her weapon and quiver behind. She was a Lady, yes; which meant she was ‘a woman of high social economic class or position’ according to the terminology of the day, but this did not mean she would just blindly follow typical social mores. During that first time she’d visited Sirdasa they
had been attacked by a wolf, as well as a dog-sized canine of some sort. And the Shrew had alluded to the fact that there were greater threats deeper into wilderness, if one were to trek that far. So there it was. She was not taking chances, despite their insistence that she leave it all to them.
"Just kiddin'. If that's what our Lady wishes, for her to be considered equal to lowly guards such as ourselves, then it shall be done. But if you is one of us, that means you gotta buy us BOTH a pint once we get down to Dragon Bridge. Uh, it's tradition. For new soldiers, that is. To buy each of their garrison pints, first round."
"Surely," Laprima smiled. "I have not a problem with any of that, although I do suspect this 'tradition'," she moved her fingers to mime quotation marks, "might just be a bit of made-up cattle dung, eh?"
"Pshawww!" the guards nudged each other. "A quick one, our Lady is. Anyhow, let us commence."
Mansonn and Peters led the way.
The trio left the palace, striding swiftly through town. Weather was gloriously sunny, but who knew how long this would last? As they walked by Bard's College, another moment of panic:
I am supposed to attend rehearsal today, she realized.
For the play. What shall be said about my absence? …Of course, there was absolutely no question which path she should take; this business with Dragon Bridge took priority, far and beyond and obviously. But what of her role in
Headmaster’s Trial? Her role was a ‘bit part’ according to the other actors, but still.
Too late. She considered stopping into the college so she could alert them to her upcoming absence. But that would steal away precious time. Especially if that mouthy fellow Viarmo got involved in the conversation. The sun was already perched high into sky, and she wasn’t sure how long this journey would take. Laprima did ask the guards to halt twice though, first so she could buy some meats and apples from the outdoor vendors, and secondly so she could continue her quest for warmer gear.
Enough with the Raiment, this time she tried Bits and Pieces, the town's general merchant for all things. Here she was delighted to find a helpful face behind the counter, without the attitude! Furthermore, Laprima purchased a travel cloak made of linen, which she donned over her shoulders. The cost? Just eighteen coins. Bits and Pieces didn't have any gauntlets for sale, damnit. Otherwise, she was ready to go.
Uh oh, maybe not just yet. Because here she comes...
“Huh, look at that,” Taarie the elf quipped, observing Laprima as she emerged from the shop, wearing her newly-bought cape. "You, a denizen of the Blue Palace, wearing the clothes of a commoner? Well, I'll be."
"Make up thy mind, am I supposed to dress more poshly because I 'might be
headed to the Blue Palace'? Oh! Here's something to ponder. I shall be spending my coin at Bits and Pieces, now on. Got this cape for just eighteen gold. Eighteen! Have any thoughts or insights regarding that?"
Taarie rolled her eyes. If she could turn her nose any more diagonally, she might just fall over backwards.
They neared the town’s inner gate (the Skeever to their right), and stepped through. "What was that all about?" asked Mansonn, the Imperial.
"You wouldn't know, would you? Consider yourself lucky. Perhaps she doesn't accost fellows as she does women of supposed leisure, such as myself."
"Huh. Wouldn't know anything about that, you're right!"
They walked past the town’s outer gate then, headed down the hill. Sirdasa’s camp would be roughly a mile to the left. For once, it seemed as though the Weather Gods of the Great Skies seemed to be cooperating for a change. The sky stayed sunny! Laprima removed Chamany's hood.
“Say, have you heard? They say one of the Stormcloaks is Dragonborn,” Mansonn said with a tinge of what sounded like a combination of fear and awe.
“Dragonborn?” asked Laprima.
“Aye. Means the man was born with the soul of a dragon, or some such. Don’cha know about the dragon attack near Whiterun? They say the man they calling Dragonborn was able to fight it off, by
shouting it to death! Which only a Dragonborn can do. Ulfric Stormcloak himself is said to be Dragonborn as well.”
“Ulfric,” she replied. “He’s the man who shouted High King Torygg apart.” Now the term made sense, sort of.
“Aye, Ulfric, sleazy doofus at the helm of Windhelm, yet he’s one of them. An unfair match. Torryg had no chance! And so like I said, there’s a Dragonborn on the side of the Stormcloaks. Which could mean…” Mansonn left the sentence unfinished. “Anyway. Wonder if we’ve got one in our ranks,” he continued. “A Dragonborn, that is. Hope we do.”
“As do I,” the second soldier, the one who owed Mansonn a pint, added. Laprima found herself unable to recall the second soldier’s name.
Suddenly, both the guards were on the alert. They both drew their weapons, so Laprima grabbed her bow, though she couldn't yet see what they were concerned about.
"Something up ahead," Mansonn said ominously. "Be ready with that bow, Lady Donnaugh."
Lady Donnaugh nodded, her face grim. But she also made a quick mental note. She was certainly now being considered as one of their set, not just some denizen of the Blue Palace in posh clothings. All for one, one for all, as the saying goes.
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Laprima got a new 'do Yet another child invades her bedroom Assassin's Creed Laprima--------------------------
Notes1). Laprima leveled up to 3! I boosted
Stamina and gave her a point in Archery called Overdraw. Already she'll do 20% more damage to any opponents.
2). Paige (actually called herself ImPaige) was one of the Aussie gals I used to chat with in Xena's chatrooms under the name Xenaclone, way back in 1997 when the Internet was young, wild, and mostly unmoderated. ImPaige and a lot of others in the chats were proud of Lucy Lawless of course, all of them being from Australia or New Zealand. ImPaige and I eventually had a virtual, online marriage.
3). I did Laprima’s hair in-game (well, the child did, wink-wink). Was told about ShowLimitedRaceMenu by a kind fellow over in Nexus's forums, which is yet another script fragment found in the Creation Kit. It works in-game just like the Face Sculptor in Riften’s Ratway. Yay.
4). For this chapter I used my very own mod idea:
Traveling with an NPC. This allows the NPC to lead, while the PC follows. I came up with this idea over a year ago, because it wouldn't make sense if Laprima leads the party, if she's never been to their destination before.
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