*intake of breath, then hissssssss as Celdryn eyes you*

High elffffffff.... Marinated by the winters of Skyrim... The warrior-culture of the Nords has stoked an inner fire in your elvish blood. I can see your life in your 'scars', and the chains of morality that ties each one to the others. You bow before the lady of the limitless energies, yet... I can smell something else on you. Something.. broken.


***

*sniffs the air and looks at Westley*

A frightened and lost little pup that bares its barely grown teeth. Take measured steps in the path you follow, pup! Wolves are not the only beasts in the forest. There are lions there too.

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All of this was said in this voice;

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F...h?v=bK0BaZSnIsA

I'm not going to listen to the voice. The one I gave it creeped me out enough XD

-Westley eats Celdryn in one bite then turns to Kayla-

"Did you hear something? I just had the most DELICIOUS snack..."

Delightful? You'll have stomachache and flatulence for the rest of your life, Westley. Celdryn's rotten to the core XD not to memtion you technically became a cannibal yourself, whatwith digesting someone who digested anyone! *evil laugh*

Westley, how could you? XD

On the bright side, that's one less dangerous cannibal in the world





It's for the good of everyone else. Celdryn will most likely be the only person Westley ever eats on purpose!

One cannibal replaced by another... *shakes head sadly* He who eats monsters should see to it that he himself does not become one. And when you stare at your hungry stomach, your hungry stomach stares also into you!

But Westley already is a monster, so there's no big change

A monster, yes. Having Celdryn inside you will make you an evil one! XD

Lycus might get along with him. He's a cannibal only in werewolf form . .. wait, that makes no sense, does it?

Drakothemir would get along with this version of Celdryn.


Hmm. True, but doesn't he have the Ring of Hircine to control his transformations? Maybe cause Westley is so miserable with the fact that he wants to hurt people, Hircine might just want him dead and his ring given to another champion.

Drakothemir wouldn't mind . . .as long as he drags everyone into the pits of Oblivion with him to share in his misery

Then, oops

-flails-

Suddenly Kayla seems so alone XD

Imagine the damage dealt to the world if this particular Celdryn teamed up with Drakothemir! Two disciples of evil, each of them magnificently awesome in their own way...

Make way for the Chosen Two, heroes. Armageddon is at hand! *evil laugh*

She can run off to Westley.

Yeah.

Let's run off to the werewolf who gets mad at the air for sending a breeze.

Good idea.

No offense, KOB XD

Non taken, you have a point

But Drakothemir isn't evil--oh nevermind!

Oh my . . .might as well call Tamriel Coldharbour. Dude, if you bring this man along for the ride, you will be my best friend. I honestly think this incarnation of Celdryn might be the only person Drakothemir would truly get along with, and not want to use for his own purposes.


Well, you can always run off to Lycus the werewolf who collects spines and skulls from his greatest kills

Kidding, he won't do that to Kayla or any of our friends. Just game. Since she reveres a Daedric Prince and lived in Skyrim, they might have some stuff in common. Kayla can also go to Buffy. You guys hit it off at the start like the best of friends. Especially with that ring scene!

Ehhhhh..... XD

The idea certainly holds a tantalizing deliciousness in its sheer potential to ruin the world.. Hmmm. Lemme think about this one, DE.

Anti-social is anti-social. Maybe Kayla should hang out with Elandine. Pronto.

She would, if a certain Phoenix would show up often enough to prompt interaction.

Blood shots, hearty meals . . .and of course, total domination against the foes.

Yes! Yes! Blood! Blood! Destruction! Unending entrophy! The benediction of the Chosen Two requires the sacrifice of the UNIVERSE ITSELF! Abandon reason and law, know only red strife and eternal damnation in the unholy darkness of Lord Bal's pits!

Er... Got a bit carried away there.

Still gotta think this through!

That would make one hell of a fic.

And together . . .

Oh! What show is that?! Want to watch! Spartacus? Is that Spartacus? SPARTACUS! Going to go watch that NOW!

... and once more, the Strong shall rule the world, and we shall have... peace.

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F...h?v=WW1h4iKeMZ0

Yep. Season 2, I believe. If you're new to the series, watch Gods of the Arena. It's a prequel with only six episodes. Then go for Blood and Sand. After those two seasons, the series sort of went downhill with the death of the main actor, Andy Whitfield.

Gotcha.

Edit: If you do consider adding him, PM me.

Okie dokie, then.

Well, there's probably going to be a hell lotta trouble now

More trouble than before.

LoL, point taken. I'll try to post a bit more. Sadly I came home yesterday night instead of Saturday night, so I haven't had much time. I'm planning to make a post this afternoon though.

Alright I was picking on you, so no pressure

Does Westley even have Hircine's ring on his finger or is it in his pocket?

He wears it. He slipped it back on after being interrogated.

Kayla is lonely without Westley to pester XD

Oh boo hoo!

Hey. HEY!

Quiet, you. XD

There are other folks in the RP, you know? Ylenno? Elandine? Tarrick? "Boofy".

Tarrick is talking to Westley, Buffy is talking to Lycus, and Kayla is a bit irritated with Ylenno. Elinande doesn't respond much.

But I see your point.

This is an RP. You have permittion to interrupt.

Kayla can always grab Westley, smooch him, and jab a threatening finger on Tarrick's chest saying: "He's mine!"

That would be extremely out of character XD

You sir, deserve this.

Damnit, y'all XD

Kayla's husband is a cheater, she isn't!!!

Woah, blame it on the guy, will ya? How does Kayla know he's a cheater? And if she knows . . .well, Westley doesn't need to be friend-zoned all his life, does he?

If you read Kayla's fic, you'd have known that he's a cheater XD

And like I said before, she doesn't like Imperials. She prefers Nords and Bretons XD

Didn't get too far. Gotta take a look!

Pfft . . .hairy Nords . . .smelly Bretons . . .

She must explain that to Westley. "Look, anti-socially hot-headed wolf-dude. I get what you're trying to do. But I like my men Bretnordic. Kapeesh?"

Kayla's husband WAS a cheater, you mean. He's dead now, his fun has run!