Intestinal Chaos
Sep 23 2005, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(Intestinal Chaos @ Aug 24 2005, 05:18 PM)
I declared war on the Empire. Yep, I recruited me an army too. They were all very obedient till the Domination spell wore off. Still I did eventually eliminate every guard (though I don't recall If they respawned I never revisited cities after I devistated them) and every person I decided was a member of the Imperial goverment, had a grand battle with the Duke of Morrowind, and killed anybody who decided to attack me (which wasn't very many, I went about bribing the Dunmer t high disp. so they wouldn't fight me when I killed). Eventually I got bored and attacked the Empire friendly house Hlaalu and eliminated everyone in the Hlaalu canton and everyone in the guild house in Balmora. I went on killing every non-elf citizen then started on the Bosmer and finished with the Altmer. Needless to say I freed Vvardenfell from the Imperials on a 2 day (real time) conquest.
But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.
After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.
Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.
I thought that was all pretty funny
No feedback for my amazing story?
/cry
dagoth carlos
Sep 25 2005, 05:48 AM
yeah a funny moment was when i first found the bosmer that created the scroll of icarian flight. i was walking around minding my own buisness, then all of a sudden, i hear screaming, and i start looking around not able to find anything, then i turn around and find him falling right at me.so i screamed and fell out of my chair, thus forcing me to run to the rest room
raistlin
Sep 28 2005, 02:05 AM
I was walking to caldara and it was gone,there were sidewalks but know people or houses
oh and in aldruhn theres a gaurd stuck in the steps outside weighst up.
Intestinal Chaos
Sep 28 2005, 04:06 PM
Hmmn, I once saw a guard swimming where there was no water. Frozen to the spot swimming...
Ambberfox
Sep 28 2005, 05:44 PM
those guys who lead those big creatures which can transport you arround in Morrowind, don't know their name in english - the funny thing was that the longer I played the game, the further would they move away from the point where they stood at the beginning. one of them seemed to live under a bridge at some point (yes, under the water!), another one was close to stepping into a river... I was always amused to see where they were placed next time
HardCode
Sep 28 2005, 06:34 PM
I think it is really funny when you are at a high level, go into a low-level-NPC smuggler cave, and kill a female Dunmer in one hit ... just as she is still saying, "You will die, fetcher!". She is already dead on the ground as she is saying "fetcher!"
Oh, yes, and Slaughterfish or Draugh (sp?) that spawn near the coast, but stuck on/in a cliff.
teej815
Sep 28 2005, 06:43 PM
hmm funny moments erm erm erm erm erm erm erm I always find going into deadric places funny. I think that those monsters are just great!!
Gewlock
Sep 28 2005, 09:09 PM
after arriving in balmora and ordinator fell out of nowhere and landed in the odai
Neela
Sep 29 2005, 12:31 AM
I had two funny moments I can think of...
1) First time I read a scroll of Icarian flight to see what it did and jumped halfway across Vvardenfell... of course I died.. but its was so funny to realize why that bosmer fell from the sky and I fell for it.
2) I started making creative spells just to try things out... best time was I made a spell that did 1 hp of damage in a very wide area with a long duration levitate spell on others. I cast a very long levitate spell on myself then cast the damage/levitate spell in the center of Balmora. There must have been 20 NPCs chasing me up into the sky... then their levitate wore off.
I could almost imagine the looks on their faces as they all fell.
Toroabok
Nov 18 2005, 06:59 PM
QUOTE(DoomedOne @ Jun 8 2005, 05:11 PM)
I had some fun with the amulet of 100% reflect as well.
where do u get the amulet of 100% reflect?
QUOTE
(Kiln @ Jul 21 2005, 07:19 PM)
The funniest thing I saw was when I started finding guards floating everywhere in the river through Balmora. When your game gets somewhere around five hundred and fifty days old people start to wander into places they aren't meant to be and die. In some towns the silt strider guys have fallen off their docks and died, same with boatmen...hilarious but at the same time so sad.(Maybe I'm just weird to find this funny but its funny to watch people kill themselves by accident in Morrowind.)
omg are u frikkin serious? wow thats kinda cool
QUOTE
(Intestinal Chaos @ Jul 29 2005, 06:00 PM)
I have a scrib living on top of my vampire mage's "house". I rested on the top of an Ancestral Tomb's alcove and a scrib "attacked me in my sleep". He has stayed there ever since.
*
where is the vampire clan that is the warrior-type? ive found the stealth-type b-4, but not the warrior type vamps. do u no were they r?
QUOTE
(Kell-Reevor @ Aug 3 2005, 12:10 AM)
Funniest thing I've done was pick a fight with a gondolier and parade around through the whole game with his hat as a trophy. biggrin.gif
Good times.
*
gondolier? wats that?
Edit (minque) merged your posts into one!
Toroabok
Nov 18 2005, 07:11 PM
QUOTE(Intestinal Chaos @ Aug 24 2005, 07:18 PM)
I declared war on the Empire. Yep, I recruited me an army too. They were all very obedient till the Domination spell wore off. Still I did eventually eliminate every guard (though I don't recall If they respawned I never revisited cities after I devistated them) and every person I decided was a member of the Imperial goverment, had a grand battle with the Duke of Morrowind, and killed anybody who decided to attack me (which wasn't very many, I went about bribing the Dunmer t high disp. so they wouldn't fight me when I killed). Eventually I got bored and attacked the Empire friendly house Hlaalu and eliminated everyone in the Hlaalu canton and everyone in the guild house in Balmora. I went on killing every non-elf citizen then started on the Bosmer and finished with the Altmer. Needless to say I freed Vvardenfell from the Imperials on a 2 day (real time) conquest.
But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.
After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.
Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.
I thought that was all pretty funny
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude how big of a bounty did u have?!
Soulseeker3.0
Nov 18 2005, 10:47 PM
*Cough* 5 posts *cough*
uhh multiple posting isn't really a good thingtry to combine your posts. You see buy the "quote" button there is a "multi" button? you click that when you want to have multipule quotes in your post.
King Death
Nov 20 2005, 01:28 AM
That must have been some kind of a record.
One time I was watching my brother play and all the doors disapeared.
Soulseeker3.0
Nov 20 2005, 03:09 AM
I was goofing off once and I did a run jump onto the water with water walk. well instead of standing on the water I glided (you know like when you jump and pull your legs up). yeah I thought it was cool and then water walking wore off and I expected to fall into the water but I continued to glide on the water going into any direction I wanted. It was fun.
King Death
Nov 20 2005, 08:38 PM
I just remembered a great one, the first time I was in vivec I was kinda bored as well as on the top floor of the Foreign quarter, so I jumped off onto a bridge. Gotta love falling to death.
Momaw
Nov 21 2005, 06:47 AM
QUOTE(King Death @ Nov 20 2005, 03:38 PM)
I just remembered a great one, the first time I was in vivec I was kinda bored as well as on the top floor of the Foreign quarter, so I jumped off onto a bridge. Gotta love falling to death.
You can jump and survive actually. If you hit the RAILING of the bridge, rather than the flat part, you just stop, and can step off. You may have to bounce off the slanted sides of the wall first. Once you master the trick of it, it's a very handy way of getting down quickly.
King Death
Nov 21 2005, 03:27 PM
QUOTE(Momaw @ Nov 20 2005, 11:47 PM)
You can jump and survive actually. If you hit the RAILING of the bridge, rather than the flat part, you just stop, and can step off. You may have to bounce off the slanted sides of the wall first. Once you master the trick of it, it's a very handy way of getting down quickly.
I know, use it all the time.
It's more fun to just jump straight off with a level 1.
Toroabok
Nov 23 2005, 04:41 PM
QUOTE(Momaw @ Nov 21 2005, 12:47 AM)
You can jump and survive actually. If you hit the RAILING of the bridge, rather than the flat part, you just stop, and can step off. You may have to bounce off the slanted sides of the wall first. Once you master the trick of it, it's a very handy way of getting down quickly.
ive noticed that if u jump off and land on the stairs part of the bridge, you wont get damaged at all.
Nashi_Tai
Dec 6 2005, 02:02 PM
QUOTE(Momaw @ Nov 21 2005, 01:47 AM)
You can jump and survive actually. If you hit the RAILING of the bridge, rather than the flat part, you just stop, and can step off. You may have to bounce off the slanted sides of the wall first. Once you master the trick of it, it's a very handy way of getting down quickly.
My favorite way to get around Vivec quickly, and down without dieing, is to stand on the rail facing the wall and step off backward; even with a level 1 character I don't get hurt when I hit the flat walkway below.
Anyway, back to the funny. I remember the first time I found Indril (Ordinator Armor), I was so proud of stealing the gaurds armor right from their barracks that I wore the armor around Vivec not knowing then how they would react. The first Ordinator I talked to was in a shop, and he just suddenly yelled at me and attacked; not knowing what his problem was I fled and took off the armor. To my dismay Ordinators seem to have telepathy or walky-talkies cause they all knew what I had done and wanted me dead, badly.
I swear it seemed like every Ordinator in Vivec had diserted his post to chase me, no building was safe (I'm sure every other thief in the city was loving this mass gaurd distraction and profiting graetly); finally, let with no other means of escape, I dove from a bridge into the water. I glansed backwards as I swam to freedom, and lo to my horror saw Ordinators falling into the water after me!
I don't know if it was a glitch or what but it scared me sensless. Dispite these horrors, however, Ordinators are the greatest, and I long to be one.
Intestinal Chaos
Dec 6 2005, 05:18 PM
I did the cantom walk of glitch frequently, but you went through so much effort pointlessly ^ ^, all you really need to do is walk off and then just keep on walking, it has never failed me, counts as walking on a surface, even when I'm not.
Storander
Dec 20 2005, 04:19 AM
QUOTE(Intestinal Chaos @ Aug 24 2005, 08:18 PM)
I declared war on the Empire. Yep, I recruited me an army too. They were all very obedient till the Domination spell wore off. Still I did eventually eliminate every guard (though I don't recall If they respawned I never revisited cities after I devistated them) and every person I decided was a member of the Imperial goverment, had a grand battle with the Duke of Morrowind, and killed anybody who decided to attack me (which wasn't very many, I went about bribing the Dunmer t high disp. so they wouldn't fight me when I killed). Eventually I got bored and attacked the Empire friendly house Hlaalu and eliminated everyone in the Hlaalu canton and everyone in the guild house in Balmora. I went on killing every non-elf citizen then started on the Bosmer and finished with the Altmer. Needless to say I freed Vvardenfell from the Imperials on a 2 day (real time) conquest.
But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.
After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.
Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.
I thought that was all pretty funny
Wow... your really a determined player! Lol, that's a great RP too! Our characters would actually be enemies in Morrowind though...
Okay I've got two funny moments.
The first time I played, I got behind the ghost fence thing, and had no idea how I got back to the other side, ( I forgot how to open the gate, and thought I was trapped) so I was sneaking around trying to avoid all the really scary monsters, and I had to rest after every battle with a cliff racer. I reached Red Mountain and had three different corprus beast following me. I had to pull the lever and stuff myself in the little circle door thing. As the circle door closed around one of the corprus beasts actually got close enough the door closed on his arm! (Yes I screamed.)
My second one took place much later. I had first discovered Construction Set and made a total cheap shot uber cheat sword. At first it was really fun to use, but eventually I realized it was too powerful, it had to be destroyed. (See were this is going?) I knew most means of trying to get rid of it, wouldn't work because I could just get it back. Cast it deep in the ocean? I can swim. Sell it? I have money. Hide it? I'll know where I hid it. So the only way to destroy would be to throw it into the very fire where I could never get to... Red mountain! I traveled the perilous journey to Red Mountain, but when I got there... I had second thoughts.... The sword, if I got in a difficult fight I could always use, if only for a second! With the sword my character is immortal and can never die!
I realized then it was simply the influence of the sword making me think such things. I right clicked and clicked on my magic blade.... and clicked straight at the fire. It slid, slowly and un-amazingly hit the lava and slid to the right. To this day it sits on the lava, stuck between rock and liquid...unmoving.
coheed&cambria
Dec 23 2005, 09:34 AM
wow, what a lord of the rings moment.... choosing between immortality and strength, or some other un-cool and un-uber stuff..... yep just like frodo(dispite the fact that u dont loose any health or go crazy using the sword)
Ragnar
Jan 11 2006, 01:19 PM
When I got off the ship took the dagger and thought i was invincible!
Intestinal Chaos
Jan 11 2006, 05:56 PM
QUOTE(Ragnar @ Jan 11 2006, 04:19 AM)
When I got off the ship took the dagger and thought i was invincible!
Aye, I know exactly what you mean. I later (with an orc untrained in short blades) was bludgeoned to death by a kwama forager. That is my most embarrasing moment.
I still can't believe my first death ever was by guards after choosing someone at random and assaulting them (it just so happened to be that annoying ring-begging Fergoth).
stargate525
Jan 12 2006, 02:52 AM
funniest moment for me would have to be a dialouge glitch that let me challenge the Imperial Dragon to a duel. so, figuring what the hell, I fought him. And won. He must've been a bad leader, they were so happy they made me a recruit!
zetherkk
Jan 25 2006, 04:26 AM
first time i visited a daedric ruin and looting the little offering plate at the foot of the statues, a nasty dremora lord pops up and starts hitting you, i picked up a gem and start getting wacked and the whole time trying to jump out of the way and draw a weapon and turn around to find out what is hitting me then dying, later figuring out that they apear like that.
zetherkk
Jan 25 2006, 05:24 AM
i got infected with vampirism and didn't know it, and it took effect when i woke up from a resting period in the open during the day, figuring out what happened and running around fruitlessly trying to find a place to hide from the sun and panicking, i somehow managed to make it to safety with the help of heal potions and did a little studying and found that there was a cure, went to bal fell i think its called and he sent me on a mission, i completed the mission and returned to him and he cured me, that same game day i went graverobbing and exploring and got infected again by a vampire and thought that bal fell would kill me cause i come up to him and anoying him all the time about a cure, so i reset the game cause i didn't have it saved before i got infected.
zetherkk
Jan 25 2006, 05:28 AM
leaving seda neen and finding those scrolls of icarian flight and using one, i jumped through the air and went half way to vivec, thinking this was cool and i need more of them, then realizing that my 1st level character probably does not have enough hp to survive the landing, i was right, i wound up looking like the wizard who fell out of the sky by seda neen
minque
Jan 25 2006, 11:49 PM
Ok Zetherkk..itīs an interesting story you have there but please use the "edit"-button instead of making three different posts next time ok? (even if it is three different stories!)
zetherkk
Jan 26 2006, 07:19 AM
sorry about the 3 posts, my first time here and i didn't realize that that was a no no, but i figured it out sorry
jchamber
Feb 8 2006, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(Red @ Jun 9 2005, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE(ShogunSniper)
QUOTE(darkcootie)
I remember the first game I started I was a Breton. So IM on the edge of Seyda Neen walking to the silt strider when I notice a rock move. And me being the green horn that I am decide to investigate. I walkup and it bites me and Knocks down my health really low. Then I ran away. I coldnt go outside towns until level 10 if I had to and it tok me till level 12 to go inside of a cave.
lol that happened to me as well (minus the never leaving towns)
looking back on this its funny but it wasnt hen.
when i was sent to the cave where you get the bonebiter bow i actually got lost in that cave for 14 game days and six real life days
LOL. You should have left a trail of bread crumbs.
When I was green I used to acctually do that, every 30 feet or so I would place a stolen item like kitchen stuffs and weapons and alchemical stuff so I could find my way out b/c I got tired of getting lost.... Now that I am thinking about it, it's kinda funny now...so...muwahahhahahaha... I mean heh heh...
jack cloudy
Feb 23 2006, 10:06 PM
Starting a new character and feeling aggressive. So instead of giving the captain the papers, I sneaked behind him and started doing critical hits with the dagger! (A Khajit with both short blade and sneak as mayors, so my skill was good enough for this.)
The guy simply turned around, made me put my dagger back in my pockets (automatically, I didn't push any buttons) and gave some silly speach about letting it pass this time.
After a long time of hitting him like that (and using the console to get him away from the closet when he drifted too close to it) he died.
I took his stuff and tried to walk out, but I had to ask him about the orders to leave! After a bit of running around and punching the guard near Socucius Ergalla in the face, and I still wasn't out. Then I had the wonderful idea of checking the internet for a handy console command and the construction set for the dead captain's id. A bit of typing later, and a fully armed Imperial Templar walked out of the door.
Imagine the looks of surprise on the face of everyone.
*Hey, he's supposed to be as poor as you can get! Why is he wearing that expensive armour?! This isn't in the script!*
ThePerson98
Feb 23 2006, 10:24 PM
The big fight with Dagoth Ur, in the one room after the first small battle. Yes, its tough, yet he falls into the lava. I sit there and watch him fall to his sure doom.
1234king
Feb 24 2006, 12:03 AM
When i saw the huge skeleton thing of that urshiluku guy or whatever the second time you fight dagoth ur. When your in the Ancestral Tombs and there are those wierd noises. SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S where do you get the 100% reflect
P.S.S how do you get up ranks in forums
ThePerson98
Feb 24 2006, 12:07 AM
QUOTE(1234king @ Feb 23 2006, 05:03 PM)
When i saw the huge skeleton thing of that urshiluku guy or whatever the second time you fight dagoth ur. When your in the Ancestral Tombs and there are those wierd noises. SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S where do you get the 100% reflect
P.S.S how do you get up ranks in forums
The more you post the more your rank goes up. Stay away from posting pointlessly though. Read the rules for more details.
jchamber
Feb 24 2006, 07:09 AM
QUOTE(ThePerson98 @ Feb 23 2006, 04:24 PM)
The big fight with Dagoth Ur, in the one room after the first small battle. Yes, its tough, yet he falls into the lava. I sit there and watch him fall to his sure doom.
I tried that too and he never went away, just wouldn't die....ever, over an hour( I left the room and came back later). So without sunder and keening you still wouldn't have him defeated....yea kinda not as fun....sorry
Kiln
Feb 26 2006, 01:43 AM
QUOTE(1234king @ Feb 23 2006, 11:03 PM)
P.S.S how do you get up ranks in forums
As Person said, the more you post the higher your rank but don't post pointlessly, your rank matters very little here at W4O since not so many of the forum members care how many posts you have but the quality of your posts are important to people here. Quality not quantity.
1234king
Feb 26 2006, 02:16 AM
these arent really funny quotes from random people but more like wtf
i heard a guard say in solesthem "if...i...keep...moving....maybe...i....wont...freeze"
that guy that you tell what your class and stuf is at the start " the blue plates look better but the brown ones last longer"
that kajit that takes you to raven rock from frostmouth "i just wanted a pair of boots how hard could that be"
P.S. why is everyone asking where that slave is does everyone have one or something
xycolian
Mar 5 2006, 03:56 PM
the funniest thing that ever happened to me happened at the beginning of my morrowind experience. I was exploring and traversing the mountains when all of a sudden i see this little white bug-thing and i decide to attack it. Well seeing as i was level 1 this wasn't the smartest decision but i didn't know any better. back to the point. i attacked the scrib and then it attacks me and i can't move! i was like wtf just happened? am i in a glitch? and then a nix-hound comes up and kills me when i was 'in a glitch' (i later found out i was paralyzed by the little monster). I almost quit playing this game forever when this happened because i didn't save and had to restart (therefore ending my great exploration of morrowind at the time
), but now that I reminise about it, it actually seems quite humorous
TacticalToast
Mar 5 2006, 11:24 PM
being a vampire werewolf looked really funny (beat the mainquest as Werewolf and get ring then become a vamp) lol it looks kinda creepy though
Ola Martin
Mar 6 2006, 07:40 PM
When I made mod with some magic that hurt 200hp per sec, levitate, water breathing, healing and spawn golden saint. All for one hour, didn't take any mana.
The funny thing is that the damage allways hit my golden saint...
And that guy falling from the sky is pretty funny too...
Kell-Reevor
Mar 9 2006, 12:42 PM
Probably not very funny, but at least I thought it was...
Being attacked by a ninja (DB) after installing Tribunal.
Neo Bandit
Mar 10 2006, 07:15 PM
My funniest moment had to be when I did the Goldbrand mission (the one where you get an orc to carve a statue.) After I hired him, I went to the area and stood on a rock. I rested on that rock about 10 times and was attacked by a scrib, a hound, and a kwama. On the 10th rest, I woke up and found my guy screaming and falling. It turns out that I was resting on the rock that the orc was carving! The scrib, hound, and kwama still float above the head of the statue. It was hilarious!
Curly_G_
Mar 10 2006, 07:19 PM
QUOTE(jchamber @ Feb 24 2006, 07:09 AM)
I tried that too and he never went away, just wouldn't die....ever, over an hour( I left the room and came back later). So without sunder and keening you still wouldn't have him defeated...
One of my best moments was when I attacked Dagoth Ur without even attempting any Blades Quests.
My character was Uber and healed 8 points per second and had level 280 Heavy Armour skill, full Daedric, and 150 Strength.
Yet, me and Dagoth Ur stood up to our knees in Lava taking turns of hitting each other and it took a while before I got bored so did the Quests...
After the quests, he died in like 3 hits... Bit of an anti-climax.
QUOTE(Ola Martin @ Mar 6 2006, 07:40 PM)
And that guy falling from the sky is pretty funny too...
Anyone ever try "Slowfall on Target" to see what his "Barter" options were?
Taillus
Mar 10 2006, 09:04 PM
Big thing for me was creating a cheat file and using the console. Oh the fun to be had with the console
There have been many instances of jumping from Seyda Neen and landing in the water well off the coast of Ebonheart.
I also love bringing the hand to hand skill up and having random fistfights with the locals. I love it when you beat them to exhaustion and they fall to the floor.
Finally, I love using any sort of levitate spell and then tabbing to third person view. Watching your character run on a little cloud or something
Tellie
Mar 11 2006, 10:58 PM
Deciding to go on water exploration, so I made this fancy amulet that would make it easyer for me...here it is.
1:swift swim 25p
2:water breathing
3:water walking
all CE of course. So the point was i decided that I wanted to explore the sea, and find things at the bottom, suddenly i saw the last of the effects on the amulet...Water Walking...OMFG DOH DOH DOH....ended up turning the game off in frustration...I was pissed.
Soulseeker3.0
Mar 12 2006, 02:19 AM
QUOTE(Telendil Delvanni @ Mar 11 2006, 03:58 PM)
Deciding to go on water exploration, so I made this fancy amulet that would make it easyer for me...here it is.
1:swift swim 25p
2:water breathing
3:water walking
all CE of course. So the point was i decided that I wanted to explore the sea, and find things at the bottom, suddenly i saw the last of the effects on the amulet...Water Walking...OMFG DOH DOH DOH....ended up turning the game off in frustration...I was pissed.
ha ha ha thats funny...
Tellie
Mar 12 2006, 10:57 AM
thanks soul...I've never felt so stupid during my entire life...I mean i make this cool amulet and find out that it is no use in it...that was a major blow to my ego for those about three-and-a-half years ago.
jack cloudy
Mar 12 2006, 11:44 AM
Could be worse, I once tried to kill someone with a lockpick.
I just couldn't figure out why I didn't do any damage. Luckily I realized before I was dead and beated the crap out of him with a sword.
Ola Martin
Mar 12 2006, 09:33 PM
I wanna do something stupid like that too
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