actually I clicked on him the second before he hit the ground once b/c my timing is just that good....and I took like three tries....but anyway....there were no barter options just a small set of normal dialogue, I was really sad b/c I was expecting something of a treat.

um ..........not to make things worse....but um..... if you unequipted it until you were underwater the water breathing and swift swim would work fine and if you put the item on before steping in the water then the water walkinf would work...so that was actually a great item....sorry that I couldn't tell you sooner...like when you made the item...but you weren't online at the time...lol.

The time I noticed that the Teleport-Mage in Ad'ruhn has gone missing, so I took the Strider.

A few days later I fell through the floor of the Mages' Guild, and guess who stod in thin ... air (?)

Jay....when you equip an item with water walk...you aoutomatically come to the surface...at least that happen to me.

LOL I did that once. I thought I was way in over my head until I realized that I was violating an orc with a master's lockpick.

Probably when a Hlaalu guard and an orc i Balmora fell down in the Odai River. They're still there and swimming around.


//Daedroth

Morrowind

I was in Molag Mar, killing guards because I'm drunk with power. I'm right by the bug rider when I kill these two guards, an orc and an imperial. I'll draw a picture some time to show you what it was like, because words cannot describe how hilarious they're positions were when they died.

Just about every moment in Morrowind was funny (part of why I didn't like that one so much, I couldn't take it seriously). But there's one part in particular. Walking North from where you start off, there's this one part where some mage guy comes falling out of the sky. I didn't know this my first time playing, so when I heard the guy yell, I flipped out. Both in the game and in real life I started flailing and smacking things. The only time I've ever gotten that shocked by a game, and I've played Condemned...

Alright, I'll explain it. So after I kill the two guards they fall in the funniest possition. The orc had his legs split open and the imperial had his hand up the orc's chainmail. If that wasn't enough, the imperial looked like Mr. Bean and was looking up the orc's skirt.