liliandra nadiar: When I was little my parents used to always say thunder was God redecorating, or the angels bowling. So I just ESized those sayings for T&T.
You had me rolling with the crowbar and dynamite! So correctly put. In some ways Teresa can be just as close-mouthed about her life as Tadrose.
I am not sure what to call gay men in ES. Since I went with sapphic for the women, it would be nice to name them after a male homoerotic poet. But I am afraid I cannot think of any (man on man just is not high on my reading list). Maybe Walt Whitman? He did Sing the Body Electric. Maybe I could elfinate his name?
Doommeister: Hey, I am not as bad as treydog! He has stretched out poor Cliff's neck by at least a mile.
Olen: I went back and edited that a bit, since I did not want it to seem that all young elven women were sapphic, but rather bisexual, or at least willing to experiment with both sexes.
King Coin: Unfortunately, Teresa talking about having dinner with Ancondil, and what a great musician and poet he is, did not help her cause for being unattached. But that will be dealt with directly before this chapter is done.
Acadian: Maybe this means they will be Almost Girlfriends soon? These past 5 episodes were a lot of fun to write, because of how much ground it allowed the T&T to cover in their relationship. To the point of being on the verge of really having one, if not already.
Grits: The Nibenean was mainly there to provide a link to the village that they were staying at. His comment about the hay being comfortable was also primarily meant to show that it was not going to be a miserable place to spend the night. But I could not resist throwing some married humor in there.
One emergency coming up! Although not a hay one.
McBadgere: Most of the elven races have resistances to diseases.

Hopefully this will make lunch entertaining as well.
Previously On Teresa of the Faint Smile: In our last episode, the rain turned to a raging thunderstorm, and Teresa and Tadrose took refuge for the night in a village's stable. At Tadrose's prompting, Teresa related the events of her childhood, including how she outwitted Valen Dreth with the help of Methredhel, Adanrel, and Raminus Polus. Then talk went to their first lovers, and Tadrose revealed that her first was another girl in her House, when she was sixteen. She also confirmed for Teresa that most elven women are open to sex with both genders, at least when they are young and exploring their sexuality.
The next episode is a little long, but if I had spit it up into two, the first half would be been just too dull.
Chapter 41.7 – Nothing is Trivial"It's a ship, a ship!"
The cry of a young girl's voice pulled the forester from her dreams. She felt Tadrose's arm stretched out across her waist, underneath the blanket they both shared. Teresa sighed. If only they had done more than just lay next to one another… Yet she knew it was a start, and a good one at that. For it appeared that so long as she did not push, Tadrose was willing to share her past with her, as well as her present. In the end, that was all that she could hope for. She only wished that girl's voice would go away and leave the two of them alone.
The dark elf's eyes opened an instant later, and she rose to a sitting position along with Teresa. Drawing her arm back, she rewarded Teresa with a shy smile, and rubbed the sleep from her eyes.
"It's wrecked on the shore!" The voice rang out from beneath them. "Come quick!"
Tadrose pulled on her boots and gathered up her longsword. Then she slid down the ladder with a flash of blue skin and raven-black hair. Teresa followed after pulling on her boots,
gorytos, and Thieves Bag. Now she was thankful that nothing had happened after all. At least now they still had their tunics on. Sparing only a glance at the pieces of their armor - stacked neatly against the hay - she made her way down the ladder. If it really was an emergency, there would be no time for donning the gear.
They found a dark-haired Imperial child waiting for them on the floor of the stable. She pointed out the open doors, toward the coast beyond. "It's out past the fields, on the rocks!"
"Tell the others," Tadrose patted the girl on the shoulder. "If your village has a healer, tell them to hurry."
Teresa sprinted out the open doors of the stable with Tadrose in hot pursuit. Magnus had yet to appear in the east, but the sky was clear, and the pre-dawn light was bright enough to see by without goggles or glowstones. Her boots flew across the muddy village streets, taking her to the gate in moments. She passed a few other villagers on the way, stepping from their homes with bleary eyes and confused expressions. The wooden gates of the settlement were open, and a young boy stood beside them, pointing the way to the shores of Niben Bay.
Teresa raced past him, and sped across the fields. Avoiding the gentle mounds of the Three Sisters, she kept her feet on the firmer ground that snaked between them. She heard Tadrose's steps behind her, and the dark elf's strong, regular breaths. Neither said a word, saving their breath for the run.
The fields went on for at least half a mile, then turned to scattered trees and brush for another half mile. That ended with a rocky cliff, as if some god had simply plunked down a gigantic shovel and carved out a chunk of Nirn there. Teresa stopped at the rim as the sun rose into the morning sky. She did not pause to take in the beauty of the moment however. Instead she stared down the precipice to the pebble beach, at least a hundred feet below. She instantly saw the ship, pointed nose-first toward the shore. The strand ended just beyond it, and the cliff-face jutted out sharply into the sea like a great hook of tall rock.
"There!" Tadrose gasped. She pointed in the other direction, to a path that led down the bluff. Teresa led the way without a word, and in moments the two women scrambled down onto the stones of the beach. Making their way across the strand, they finally came to a halt before the wreck.
It was not a galleon, Teresa noted, but a holk - one of the flat-bottomed river craft that made runs between the cities along the Niben. The ship's high prow and forecastle had collapsed into a shambles of broken timbers. Its single mast had snapped at its base, and stretched out across the water to the beach. Most of the overlapping boards of his hull were hidden by the waves, which washed across the top deck. Only the sterncastle remained free of water. There Teresa saw a lone figure, standing with head down, as if forlornly pondering the scene of destruction before him.
"There's a survivor!" Teresa pointed, and fought to regain her breath. Once again she thanked Pappy for his idea that she run laps around city. She never would have made a mile-long run before she had come to Bravil. Let alone had the breath to speak afterward.
With that in mind, she reached into her Thieves Bag and withdrew a pair of potions. Handing one to Tadrose, she guzzled the other. Instantly she felt refreshed. Her heart slowed, and her breathing returned to normal. It felt as if she had but leisurely walked the distance, instead of ran flat out.
She waded into the surf and grabbed hold of the mast. She could use it to climb up onto the deck of the ship. From there she could get to the survivor.
But Tadrose's hand stopped her. "Wait," the armorer said, pointing to the lone figure on the ship. "Look again."
Teresa followed the other woman's hand, and studied the man on the back of the ship. That is when she realized that she could also see the rocks of the cliff through his body. He was not a man at all, but a ghost!
"Damn," Teresa cursed. "Undead. Do you think he killed the crew?"
"Or perhaps he is the crew," Tadrose suggested.
"I'll need to string my bow then," Teresa said, turning back to shore. That is when a voice came to her ears.
"Help!" It was the voice of an ordinary man, with the soft, sing-song tones of a Breton. It came from the direction of the ship. The forester turned back, and saw that the ghost was now standing at the edge of the sterncastle's rail. He was looking directly at her and Tadrose, and reached out one hand in supplication. "By the Nine please!"
Teresa bit her lip. What kind of ghost cried for help, or swore by the Nine? She remembered the one time she had previously encountered such a creature. It has been at Castle Magia, and had nearly killed her. That creature had floated in the air, missing its lower body entirely, and seemed to be almost composed of mist. Yet this specter was clearly a man. Teresa could see every detail on his face, and every fold of his simple clothing. If it not for the fact that she could see
through him, she never would have imagined that anything was unusual about him at all.
She pushed against the beating surf and grabbed the mast once more. Using it to pull herself against the waves, she slowly drew closer to the ship.
"Teresa, what are you doing!" Tadrose's hand clapped down on her shoulder, and held her tight.
"I have to help him!" Teresa cried, and shook herself loose.
"He's dead!" Tadrose replied, pulling herself after the wood elf.
"So is Cassius Longinus." Teresa said resolutely. She paused to turn back to face Tadrose. "But he was still there for me. I won't leave this man. I just won't."
"Teresa, look at him!" Tadrose insisted. "It's probably a trick."
"Maybe it is," Teresa admitted. "But I can't just stand by safe and sound when someone else needs me."
Teresa turned back to the holk, and pulled herself closer. The water rose high around her, first to her breasts, then past her shoulders, and finally the stones under her feet fell away. She was thankful for the Jewel of the Rumare - which allowed her to breathe the water - for the tide continued to crash over her in a steady rhythm.
Hooking her legs around the thick pine, she climbed up onto the mast and crawled her way along the rest of its surface. Then she was on the deck of the ship, and rose to her feet. The water swirled around her ankles, and she could see that many of the boards under her feet were warped upward, or completely missing. It was as if some great hand and twisted the ship this way and that, until the planks had burst loose.
A glance back revealed that Tadrose was following her, but still laboring in the surf. She was strong, but could not breathe water. Biting her lip, Teresa stared from the Dunmer to the ladder leading up to the top of the sterncastle. Should she wait for Tadrose, or go up to face the ghost?
She looked back to Tadrose. The dark elf was coming after her. Even though it was obvious she thought it was a fool's errand. Teresa was not going to betray that loyalty by rushing even further into possible danger alone. Instead she untied the flap that covered the top of her
gorytos and slid it aside. Drawing Ravenfeeder from its depths, she pulled forth a string of Argonian spidersilk and set it to the
sihas at either end of the recurved shaft. She followed with an elven swallotwail, and set the arrow to the nock of her bow.
By then Tadrose was clambering onto the edge of the hull. Holding her ready bow with her left hand, Teresa reached out with her right to help her. She was thankful for the strength enchantment on her thumb ring as she pulled the larger Dunmer aboard. Tadrose did not say a word as Teresa helped her to her feet. She merely shook her head, and drew her sword.
Teresa reached into her bag with her free hand, and drew forth another potion. This had a triangular shield etched upon its surface. She handed it to Tadrose, who drank it down as Teresa pulled out its twin and guzzled it as well. Tadrose held up one hand and signaled that she would go first. Teresa nodded, and followed the woman to the ladder.
Tadrose rose awkwardly, still holding her sword in one hand. Teresa found it no easier with Ravenfeeder, and was obliged to unock her arrow and hold it in her teeth as she rose. Once upon the sterncastle, Tadrose stepped forward with her two-handed sword ready. Teresa was right behind her, and set her arrow to the string the moment her feet were on the deck.
The ghost stood before them. From his features, Teresa guessed he might be a Breton. Now that she was closer, she could see that he had gone bald down the center of his head, leaving only a tuft of hair that went from his temples to the back of his head. His skin was lined and worn, and the clothing he wore was equally frayed and threadbare.
"Please help me!" he exclaimed. He took a step toward the two women. Tadrose shifted her grip on her sword, drawing the hilt up over her head and pointing the blade directly forward. The edge was neither vertical nor horizontal to the deck, but rather at a diagonal. She led with her left foot, and kept her right behind her.
The Ox, Teresa thought, one of the basic stances in longswording. She had seen Pappy and the others practicing it often enough. She knew that from that position, Tadrose could thrust forward, turn to make a diagonal cut, or draw back to cut up from underneath. She only hoped that the Dunmer would not have to do so. Just in case she did, Teresa moved to one side, where she could get a better shot at the ghost. If the specter came at her, Tadrose would have a clear opening at his side. If he approached the armorer, she would have the same.
"Hold on there friend." Teresa took her hand off the string and held it up, palm out, toward the ghost. "Why don't you just tell us who you are, and what you are doing here first."
The Breton stopped, and stared from Teresa to Tadrose, and finally back to the wood elf. "My name is Grantham Blakely," he said. "I am the captain of this vessel. Or at least I was until last night."
"What happened last night?" Teresa asked.
"I was murdered," Grantham spat onto the deck beneath his feet. The saliva was just as ghostly as he was, and simply faded into nothingness as Teresa stared. "Please, friends, lower your weapons. I mean you no harm. You are my only hope for salvation."
Neither Teresa nor Tadrose lowered their weapons.
"Salvation from what?" Teresa asked.
"Look at me," he said. "I am trapped here. We are all trapped here. We cannot escape and go on to… whatever is next."
"How are you trapped," Tadrose finally spoke. "Was it a curse?"
"Yes," Grantham replied. "A curse. Even now, I can feel its chains pulling down upon me, binding me to this place, to
him."
"Why don't you just tell us the whole story," Teresa said. Now she did lower her weapon, and gestured for Tadrose to the same. The Dunmer had a sour look, but did drop the blade of her longsword. However, Teresa noted that the casual way in which she held the blade was actually the stance known as The Fool. With both hands on the grip, she let the point of the sword hover just above the deck. Yet Teresa knew that from that position, Tadrose could quickly counter in many directions.
"Well then, where to start," the Breton stared down at his hands. "Yesterday morning, we left Leyawiin bound for the Imperial City. We make the run every week. Two days there, two back, and one in between to load and unload. Sometimes we make side trips to Pell's Gate, or Sideways, and sometimes we stop in Bravil. I don't like to do that though, because I usually lose half the crew in the taverns."
"Usually we only run freight, like rice and cotton from Leyawiin. Sometimes we haul Akaviri silk instead, or Morrowind shein, or carpets from Hammerfell… Then we bring back wine and olive oil from the Imperial City, or clothing, or metals. You name it, and I've hauled it at some time or another. I can even change the hold over to stalls, so I can transport horses and other-"
"Just get to the part about the curse," Teresa interjected. She hated to be rude, but while he could literally stand there forever and talk, she and Tadrose would eventually die of old age. If not hunger or thirst. The thought almost made her chuckle. Who ever thought the undead would bore someone to death?
"Ahh, yes. I am sorry, my mind wanders. I keep remembering things. Things I had thought I had forgotten. I remember my wife Aodrena. She used to always care so much about the little things. Trivial things, that I was always too busy for. Like sitting together and watching the sunset. 'It'll be there every day' I'd say. But how many times did I ever actually just sit and watch with her? Half a dozen times? A dozen? Now I will never share another sunset with her again. Believe me friend, nothing is trivial."
Now even Tadrose lowered her guard for real. Teresa wondered if the dead man had struck a chord somewhere deep within the armorer? Perhaps something related to the secret of her past, that she could not tell anyone?
"There I go again," the ghost shook his head. "It started yesterday in Leyawiin. We took on a passenger. A Nord from the Mages Guild, by his robe and staff. His only baggage was a satchel that he kept with him at all times. He said he was in a hurry to get to Urasek, and paid us extra to take him there before our stop at the Imperial City. He paid a lot extra. I should have known better. I should have realized he was trouble. But all I could think of was what that money could buy for my sons."
"Everything was fine until last night, on the bay. We got rain on the river coming up here, but we'd been through worse before. But that storm that came up on the bay was a bad one. Really bad. Our passenger, Kalthar was his name, insisted we push on. I knew that was folly. Once we neared the mouth of the Upper Niben, we'd be throwing the hard six against the chance of crashing on either shore. Safer to just ride it out in the open water.
The Emma May, she's a tough old bitty. May not look like much, but she's put together like a brick dreck house. At least she was."
"What happened?" Teresa asked.
"Kalthar bribed the crew to mutiny," Grantham explained. "Promised them a fortune. I knew right then that he was on the run from something. I'd never seen a man so desperate. But I couldn't make the men see reason. All they could see was the gold. Just like me when I first took his cursed self on board."
"But why would they mutiny, even for money?" Teresa wondered. "Surely they knew they'd be caught once they reached port?"
"These crews of mine, they come and go," the Breton explained. "I get to port and they scatter to spend their pay. Then I have to take on a new complement for the trip back. It's different men every time. A few of them I recognize sometimes. But I never know what I am going to get from one voyage to another. Most of them have no families, nothing to tie them down. They just go from one ship to the next. They can put aboard one for High Rock, Skyrim, or Morrowind, and vanish."
"Well, these dogs took me down to my cabin and tied me up, then tried to push on in the dark. They rolled the dice alright, and came up dragon eyes. We crashed on the rocks here sometime last night. I could hear the whole side of the hull just tear out, and knew we were all doomed. We foundered, and the water started coming in, even up here."
"I always kept a little knife in my boot. Just in case of emergencies you know. Well I managed to get it out, and cut myself free. Then Kalthar came in. He was wearin' some kind of strange helmet, like some animal's head. Well I didn't stop to stare, I just buried my knife in the fetcher's chest. But as he keeled over, he damned me, damned us all. This cold light came out of his helmet as he died. It liked to freeze me to the bone. It went out over all the ship as far as I could tell. Then the water came in, and that was the end for me too."
"But it wasn't, not really," the Breton looked down at his transparent body. "I found myself looking down at myself. I'm still down there in the cabin. At first I thought it was normal. I thought I'd be off to meet my ancestors. I thought it was all over."
"But it's not normal. I know I'm supposed to be going somewhere, but I can't. I'm trapped here, in this cold darkness between life and death. He did something with that helmet. Something to all of us."
"Fetching necromancer," Tadrose growled.
"Can't you just take the helmet and destroy it?" Teresa asked. "That might break the spell."
"I can't," Grantham shook his head. "He won't let me. He's a nightmare. If I wasn't dead, I'd fill my britches with dreck just to look at him. I guess whatever he did to us, he did to himself as well. But even worse."
"You said us?" Tadrose asked. "How many others are there?"
"We set sail from Leyawiin with fifteen souls," the Breton said. "Those who were on deck were doubtlessly swept away when we hit the rocks. But the carcasses of the dogs who were below are still floating down there. How many are cursed, I know not. But I did see some of them in the hold with axes and boat pins. They're ghosts, but can hold things somehow. I can't do that. I couldn't pick up a thimble now."
"Wraiths," Tadrose murmured. "That will be trouble."
"Are they as friendly as you?" Teresa asked.
"I think not," Grantham shook his head. "They are his thralls. I don't know why I am free of his will. Perhaps because I was the only one to defy him in life?"