But thats just it! It was supposed to be a trick? Trusting the Priest can be very unhealthy...

Besides, have you ever had a Mega Omlette?

Isn't that Breakfast #3 at Denny's??

*sigh* Just had the last bonfire of the summer before every ships off to college/university and/or other things. Won't be seeing some of my friends for a wile now since I cart myself down to the provincial capital (Toronto) for college this Saturday. Going to have to get used to this totally supporting yourself deal really quickly. I'm looking forward to it, but there's still that feeling of worry or sadness knowing that you're on your own now.

Why do the Priest complimented her, he can't have a girlfriend anyway ;] he's a priest ;]]

So why are you fighting?

I don't know, I don't want an internet relationship with a girl.

Yes yes, we all know that you would rather have an internet relationship with me, you don't need to keep on dropping subtile hints.

..........................O-O-O-K-K-K-A-A-A-Y-Y-Y......... I don't want an internet relatiuonship at all, other than just being long-distance friends.

Chao! Manu Chao, indeed, came first, in the beginning of time, with his benevolent riffs & beats and he taught thousands of poor souls languages & hope. <3
*accepts challenge and then fails miserably, being that he never held a guitar or PS controller properly in his life *
Now, for rematch, I challenge you to singoff - of manu's songs, in original! [spanish, french, portugese] Muahahahaha!

HAH, owned by cold logic

"Haha..war is on again....fighting with words"

*minque is sneaking in, listening from behind*

I think Milanius has changed the warfare to noise attack by singing offkey ... grab for your earplugs!!!

Just kidding Mil

Well, to share a secret, the Priest is allowed a brothel of sorts, as compensation for the many wrongs that have been done to him. Can't name any as of now, but whatever!

Resume Chaos!

*Grabs the Guitar Hero controllers and freezes them with Liquid nitrogen, making them into Iceuitars, a very cool but cold way to play electronic music.*

Your cunning plan is... how do I put this mildly? FOILED.

*starts remixing THE PRODIGY, while turning up the 5.1 2kW speaker system all the way up*

[at_full_force]"If I was in World War 2 they'd call me. SPIT. FIRE."[/at_full_force]

Okay, Mil, I challenge you to an e-duel of Jordan by Buckethead on Hard on Guitar Hero II.

>:D

OOO-KAAY! ^^

*jumps & rolls around with guitar playstation2 controller like a rabid epileptic duck on amphetamines crossed with Jimmy Hendrix and accidentally slashes his gums in 3sec while tearing all 6 strings said controller and cord with his teeth while everyone has their ears plugged*

Myhh mouhhth is bleehdhing... dhoes hthis mhean you whin?

Zarrexaij needs no droogs to be trippin on a hole in a paper heart!

And yes, I win.

Shall I deploy the confetti?

Just as long as it doesn't involve dropping your pants.

Yea, that wouldn't be a good idea. I went Commando today

I'm a college student, I gotta save money on laundry!

Naughty naughty!

Oh, sure, you use THAT excuse.

*mimics pulling down his pants and doing a booty dance*

Woooo!!

Put that thing away.

Awww... I'm just trying to express myself. Aren't people suppose to embrace that aspect with people?

This supposedly duel between Revan and POS has become severely lax lately. Not that I mind, I didn't enjoy dodging heat seeking bullets or whatever they had firing around here...

Sorry, I only accept booty dances in the bedroom.

Anyone else want an e-duel of Guitar Hero?

Sure, but as long as we play on Medium. That's as far as my "pro" skills go

Since I'm a respectable man, I'll give you the privilege to pick the song.

Bark at the Moon.

Mwahahahaha.

I tried playing on Hard today. Uhh, I was good, until I had to play the orange notes. Arggg....

With the first few songs. Uhh, Bark at the Moon on Hard would have made me cut myself with the guitar. Somehow...

The orange notes always ruin me. Sorry for my lack of co-ordination PS2!!!

I'm just not used to orange yet.

Less Peace! More WAR!!

HUH! Good Gawd Y'all! What is it good for! Absolutely NUTHIN'! MmmmmmmYeah!

*Uses Dog-jitsu and summons a golden retriever, then summons a dog sadle with the dog sadle-jitsu*

Mounties!! Attenhut!

*The whole populace of Canada appears in Full Mounty Uniform, ready for battle*

I shall rule the World, of Warcraft!!!!!

Ok now, let me be clear on this .. are all the mounties riding golden retrievers?? Very odd to picture, but I guess a good Canadian can ride anything, eh Mallet? (leaving wide open for lewd comments .... )

I guess I would summon a doberman pinscher to ride on. What I am saving for is a minpin, a miniature pinscher. Not a doberman colored ratdog, god forbid; but a real diminutive perfectly shaped doberman. However, although I am somewhat petite, I am too big to ride a minpin.

What dog would everone else ride into battle?? I know Pisces would ride a dogfish ... he is totally aquatic. {Don't dare ever wander under his fishing pier .. he lures fisherman there and .. well, bad things happen!} And we are not talking vegan cookies = yes, that is the fisherman bait, he does lace it with hashish. Don't wander down there, I tell you! Choclatey goodness my _ _ _ !!

Since any other breeds are too small and weak to support the weight of my armor, I'll pick something at least close to them...

Warg riders! Woo! (Jumps on a strange wolf-freaky monster crossbreed imported from Middle-Earth.)

Yeah, maybe not very close to actual dogs, but still... Dogs came from wolves, didn't they? And wargs = wolves!

From what I remember, bears are actually more closely related to dogs than wolves are. Of course, at the moment I can't prove that, but I heard it I swear. Bears have the same type of feet like dogs!

And yes, Canadians can ride most things really well

*Orders the Mounties to ride their Black Bears (i switched it for awe affect), to attack the Capital of Djibouti, which is DJIBOUTI!*

Hey, gotta start somewhere...

Can I ride TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR?

Sorry, I've been internet memeized

Not only that, you got me infected too "Burninate" really sounds like fun... eh, maybe not for the guy who's being burninated but you can't please everyone now, can you?

*burninates few calories*
*burninates few Canadian Bear Cavaliers, too*

Best. Usage. Of. Burninate. Ever.

You are winner!

I WIN!? SWEET HESUS HERNANDES CHRIST! I never won a thing in mah life :') thank you!

*burninates more peasants with pitchforks & grills some cheese for Zarr <3*

*Watches the Burnination of his army, the Priest starts crying*

Hey is that grilled cheese, can I have some?

Mmmm grilled cheese, a college student's best friend/meal.

*yawns*
Eh, these are Dragon-sized portions, so yeah, go ahead and dig in you 2
*free grilled cheese for PoS and Malletman and everyone! Carnage will take a 15 min break*

*minque sneaks in from behind, as usual*

"Cheese? grilled cheese? mmmmm.....will there be any left for me?"

Y F COURSE, Dear Wise Woman

*liberally stretches those 15 minutes to a 2-day grilled cheese and goodies picnic - the Duel has been HIJACKED! *

Ahhh hijacked for a darn good reason.....who can fight with his mouth full of grilled cheese? I wonder if german beer goes well with the cheese? In that case.....heeee

You´re always a sweetie dear Mil!

Wooo! Free Food!

*scarfs down his piece, smiling happily*

My mom threw my KFC bucket today, so I was bucketless today.

Una pizza de queso grande, por favor *A Dominos large cheese pizza floats down from the heavens above to my waiting hands* Those food angels up there are great, they'll give you anything (food-wise) if you ask politely...... in Spanish, of course.

And here I've been ordering online from Papa John's pizza. No wonder they take so long to get here; they are competing with angels.

I bet it tastes heavenly!

Haha, had to do it, I apologize for how terrible that one was

Joke was so funny - Ibis's doberman barfs excess food cheese product on Mallet's foot.

Oops, sorry ... apologize, Princey!

Doberman suddenly stands upright on hind quarters and bounces out a rendition of Purple Rain. Now he claims to be the 'Dog Formerly Known As Doberman'.

Awww, dangit. I just bought these shoes too....

*minque´s Furball enters, stuffed with cat-food, looks if there´s a nice carpet somewhere, finds none, jumps on the first computer he sees.....and whoops! Barfs all over the keyboard*

"I wonder who´s keyboard it was???"