where the hell did cheeseburgers come out now? and anyway, I have no cheeseburgers, BUT:

*throws a 2.5l bottle of Coke and a box of chocolate cookies at the thread*

HA! Try to top that!


p.s.: I don't blame Zarr for a food fight - this thread had it comin' for a looong time

Yes whatever happened to the thread author and ultimate challenger = Priest of Sithis who started this duel with Lord Revan?? (mixed up again - is it dual or duel? Just cannot get that one straight.)

No wonder we have not much dual going on in this lamed out thread now. And I have to warn you that the War Goddess has set a slow-release fire spell to her marshmellow chucks ... so that after they are thrown and land on you, they get that campfirey glow and start a browning at the edges and a bubbling down in their middles and if you let them remain on your skin more than a few instances = they turn to pure white burning sugary napalm. Just a general warning.

About Milanius' cheeseburgers .. this I'm not sure of booby traps. But I suspect he got them from the same source as the angelic pizza deliverors, so they may be alright. Delightfully delicious in fact, leaving you wanting more and more. Ahhh! That's the catch. He's inflicting self-imposed obesity on his opponents and then will strike down mightily with one of his perfected 3D wielded self-smithed weapons of destruction and beauty. You will marvel at the gracefullness of your implement of destruction as you go .....

Ohhh well ... just trying to pick up the thread pace abit. Hey y'all, please go read my new fanfic dungeon crawl in the fan fic section , k? I need critiques. Thanx ... and war on hearty here.

I have a very high metabolism, therefore I don't ever get fat. I eat whatever Mom lets me and I look border-line emaciated. I'll take one of those cokes! If there's any food I'll ever get to addicted to it would be coke (woohoo!)
About the duel, POS hasn't been around, and this was all his idea. Now that we're left to our own devices, well this happened.

*throws cookies and baby carrots at Milanius*

She's got razorblades imbedded in them carrots!!

This. Is. One. EPIC passage. Props, Ibis, really

aww, wheat, milk, cocoa and vitamins A & D...

...and iron! Even more

*throws some turkey meat & feta cheese back at Zarrexaij* it's what I had for dinnah!

That there is fightin' words.

Food-fighting huh? I wonder what my contribution will be.....let´s see.....


*thinking really hard*

That reminded of Yosemite Sam.

Minkey, Kottulbar? [or whatever the proper spelling is?]

*Ibis picks up little Yosemite Sam and chucks him at Zarr! lolol (I always wanted to throw him at someone)

*fires a barrage of SA-6's on Yosemite before he even nears Zarr's location* Anti-aircraft missiles, baby, for the win

Ahhh you want me to throw Köttbullar? (meatballs) Well my sweeties....HERE YOU ARE!

*throws a bucketfull in mil´s way*

Now make sure you eat´em with boiled potatoes, brown gravy and lingonberry-jam...oh and have a large glass of milk as well! Then you eat a very nice and a very swedish dish!

Kottbullar?? Ibis pecks and tastes a meatball lying on the ground. UmmmMM good! She finds some boiled potatoes with brown gravy on them next to some lingonberry-jam. She mixes all together and gulps it down her beak. WOW! This is what humans (in Sweden) eat? And I've been eating fish n bugs??

Ibis forages about the ground amidst the flying foodwar and tries to eat all of Milanius's kottbullar before he can throw them back as weapons .... *out-to-lunch sign appears above Ibis*

: O ~ ~ ~
*suffers -40 on his Willpower and starts stuffing his face... and stomach... bye bye, diet *

*throws Cthulhu back*

...how do you know Ibis doesn't have tentacle fetish? >_>

Cthulhu?

Throws radioactive snowballs around tha place....HIGHLY radioactive.

Place poisoned thyroxide pills around the place, should anyone try to use them to help against the radiation. (I'm nothing but creative folks)

Previously innocent-appearing dachshund, who has been quietly lapping at spilled gravy and other goodies, suddenly manifests as ANUBIS.

Begins flinging baked potatoes [short digression- Peru has mummies; so does Egypt, so spuds are available] summer sausage, and locally-made hickory-smoked cheddar cheese at all and sundry.

Moral- never trust cute, short-legged, floppy-eared dogs.

Starts to eat cheddar (can't help it, I love cheddar).

Realises whats going on, starts to throw baloons filled with fleas on Anubis look-a-like. Ballons burst and sprays fleas all over poor doggy's body.

runs into the fray with duct tape and swiss army knife (if McGyver can do anything with those two then so can I )

Lambda lambda lambda.

Looks like this job is for Gordon Freeman.

Stupid radioactivity. *grumbles*

*Summons his Lv18 Elven Sorcerer chick from NWN1, who in return summons Meteor Swarm *

Flamin' Rocks Fall. Everyone dies.

I knew there was a reason I stayed in my nuclear bunker today.

*Forms a psychic cacoon and hovers far enough off the ground to avoid being pasted by the falling rocks* Now all I have to do is barely doege the falling rocks.

uses enchanted unbreakable umbrella(pink) for protection against falling rocks.

Starts constructing the Death star. (lol)

Enchant a giant Elmo doll, with armed with a machete and homicidal tendensies.

I'm out.

Correction - We now have GBU-28 Swarm.

Bunker Busting Bombs Fall, Everyone DIES!

[except people in other realms, like Zarr ]

*summons a grue*

The combined Fleets of Virtarak, Naryyn, and Plys'Iea bombard the surface of whatever world this is with particle and disentegration weapons, fusion missiles, and chemical agents! *Shrugs* This could be considered cheating, but I don't care if someone complains about me bringing something of my own design to bear.

Lord Revan is not bombing the world that Ibis is in ... she dragged all the swedish boiled potatoes covered in gravy (with Treydog attached) into the realm of Ma'at ... in the valley of the kings in the land of the dead. Long dead egyptians that is .. now no one to have to share the potatoes with except this crazed short-legged doggie with the deathgrip on the potatoes.

Norwegians never throws radioactivity.....or??? Unless they have visited Halden of course! (Good to see you around, Tel!)


Hrmm? NO? I thought they were...innocent....not like ATTACK- Cats!

*Fat, hairy kitty grows when he sees Anubis, grows into a lethal, cougar-like creature, which, with a loud ROAR attack what´s left of the food!*

*watches as the grue wreaks havoc*

*walks in with his newly crafted big ******* Tesla Gun*
10-80 electricity damage. Feel the burn, baby.
*turns Grue into charred pile of meat*

I don't think there's a better weapon in the entire world [of Arcanum] <3<3<3

Anubis, tormented by fleas, reverts to dachshund form and grabs a discarded stick (actually Mil's forgotten Tesla Rod). Following friendly Ibis into the water, Anubis/dachshund submerges until only his nose and the stick are above the water. The fleas all crawl onto the stick, which he releases and allows to float away.

Now thoroughly wet-dog smelling Anubis returns to shore and flings roast beef around to go with the potatoes. Makes mistake of trying to chase wild cougar.... This does not bode well......

...you know what's scary, Trey? You almost read my mind I had 2 of those and I used one for the gun, but I can't, for the love of life, remember where I hacked the second one. You just got yourself a plausible excuse to implement that baby in the name of Chaos and Alternate Current.

*Fat hairy cogar-kitty sees Dachs-Anubis approach and immediately turn around...raises his fur to resemble a lion-cougar to scare Anubis...."

"ROAR"

The effort of roaring, combined with excess food makes Kitty barf....the smell should make the enemy leave, if it weren´t for the Tesla-thingies..

*Zarrexaij implodes*

Between his own wet-dog odor, the kitty barf, and the Cthulhu slime, Anubis sensitive nose is overloaded. He spastically waves around the Tesla Rod, not understanding the technological implications. Microwaved potatoes begin raining down. Anubis/dachs dematerializes into the land of the dead, where the smells are better. (All that incense used for embalming, don'tcha know).

Ibis welcomes Anuba-dasch into the land of the dead .... the warm waters of the river o' de-nile are her other home.

Ya know, Milanius .. we are told that treydoggie is excellent at reading others' minds. (that is why Ibis has befriended him, besides protection from the cougar-kitty ... he is very good at intuitively rutting out potatoes)

Aye....but it´s a secret spell with constant effect, believe me short-legged doggies with flappy ears...sorta know these things.

*Cougar-Kitty looks around, searching for Anubis, when he can´t find him he lies down, promising himself he´ll stop eating*

I'm in a bad mood this morning, so this time I'll use a common club. The one made from oak, which really hurts.

*chases random people, deities and dogs around with a stick*

Eheheh, was afraid you were gonna use it on yourself, Mil. As long as it does not self inflict ... carry on. Hapless strangers! Beware

Hapless Anubis/dachs, lured back by the silence of the cougar, sees Milanius waving oaken club and thinks it is a game of Fetch. Doggie bounces around and wags his tail furiously, trying to get Mil to throw the stick.

Eh, funny thing you should mention that Ibis... turns out my head is harder than I thought

*continues to chase Chorrolites with his low tech wood stick, then spots a lone Anubis and throws a stick at him* go get'em, Tiger!

*Cougar-Kitty makes a leap for the stick thrown by Mil, catches it and start tearing it to chopsticks violently roaring*

Wow, we have a new thread format now! Never have seen this anywhere else; guess it is saving bandwidth or something.
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You all are not going to believe this, probably; so I took a screenshot lest you think I am making this up. I went a yahooing for a picture to make a birthday card for Priest of Sithis ... afterall he kindly did start this foodfight thread for us all to enjoy so. lolol

So, anyway - here is the actual Yahoo search page that I opened to when I typed in Priest of Sithis:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x224/BrainRat/Yahoo.jpg

Can you believe how high on Yahoo's priority Chorrol.com threads are? We are right at the top, just under the CAtholic Church. You can't beat that, I don't think. So remember the eyes of the world are watching and fling that food victoriously!! hahahahaha!

Awesome Ibis!

Cougar-Kitty just found a poem that he reads (or roars) to Anubis, just to calm him down

Treydog

*Zarrexaij's remnants begin to emit an unearthly green glow*

Calmed and inspired by the poetry, Anubis decides that the cougar kitty must be his old friend Bastet.

The glowing green confuses Anubis, who believes the moon must be rising. True to his nature, he begins to howl--- poetry:

Beocat

in honor of the cougar.

Snatches Zarr's remnants [whatever the hell they might be ], bottles them and sends them as Radioactive Lucozade* we're going to be rich, rich, RICH!

Cougar-K/Bastet reads poetry and immediately starts to purr.....licks his paws and long furry tail thoroughly..

Sees green shiny slime in bottle.....

EWWWW......screeech

Kitty got scared...