...daaamnit, now I have kitty barf all over the keyboard :/

[it can join juices, vine, breadcrumbs, dust, mineral water, mayo, sauce and everything else that's been falling onto it during last 6 years ]

Hey, I had a keyboard that survived many a pop spill.

Eventually the keys got so sticky my silly father put it in the wash instead of peeling away each part of the keyboard and cleaning it with denatured alcohol....

So he ended up destroying it more than the pop did. Good job, dad.

My keyboard is probably filled with dust, potato chip crumbs, and hair.

I still want my KFC bucket.

1 bukkit, as requested

Hahaha! Funny! I once cleaned my keyboard with stripes of filter-paper......oh aye it was cat-barf! In fact I know all about cat-barf...Have you ever tried to clean the inside of a heat-pump from that stuff? I tell you it´s just soooo gross!!! yuck!

I don't clean my keyboard, period. Just wipe the dust from surface, on occasions. Wonder how it didn't mutate into something nasty by now... if this duel-slash-FreeForAll continues for much longer, I may use it as blunt melee weapon. >:D

Or you could make someone clean it, which is just as awful, if not more.

That's horrible! Not to mention it violates Geneva Convention... which is exactly why I'll do it!

Why not just pay someone? *Note: I'm expecting an answer that will override the sheer "Duh(ness)" of my point.*

Lord Rev, Pay?! Blasphemy!

Anyhow, I just noticed this:

+10000pts for you & your keyboard!

[voice=Homer]Mmm, potato chip crumbs...[/voice] *drools all over said keyboard*

*Is glad my cats only vomit in the corner or outside and only a few times before, infact I don't think one of my cats has ever vomited.

Oh, "my" cat has thrown up plenty of times....

Animals, they're almost as bad as people sometimes.

*nudges everyone with her keyboard*

*Rolls eyes* And this is coming from someone who has guy problems and complains to all of us. You can be my judge when you meet me in person, not too likely.

Most everyone else here is fair game unless they take offense. Anyway, I haven't ever seen a cat vomit, never had a pet aside from a couple goldfish when I was five or six (they only last for a day or so). However, I want to get a black, green-eyed cat when I'm out of the house and have a solid income.

for Lord Revan

now I know why

I have cleaned my keyboard no more biochemical weapons. WOES!

...err, wait, there's still mouse and the dirt on it

*chases both Priest of Sithis & Lord Revan whilst swinging the mouse by the cord*

*Skids to a halt and allows for the cord to wrap around his hand...... mouse swings around to smack him on the forehead. Revan spits out some dirt, and wipes what's left off with his other arm.* You'll have to buy a new mouse, Mil.

*The mouse is indeed cracked from hitting Revan; who throws all of his wieght backward to pull Milanius off balance.*

*rofles as he shows the cracked mouse's brand to Lord:*
It's a cheap GENIUS crap, ~3$ per mouse >:P I have a ton of them ready here

*maneuvers out of Lord Rev's way, launching used mouse barrage at the same time*

Ahh, cheap crap off of newegg.

Newegg, how I love thee, just not how long it takes to [bleep]ing ship something.

Quick! Fling some kitty poo at Newegg!

I'd rather not.

I will ... but I'll spare us all the video of it.

Wait!! I like NewEgg! It makes a greedy comp tech hubby possible to keep in computer parts.

Newegg hates me though.

Alright then, since YOU won't do it: *flings a whole KFC bucket of compost at Newegg*

You wasted a perfectly good KFC bucket on that?

Just the manure, lass the bukkit itself is being reloaded for another crap toss!

[lass, heh, it's hard to keep my inner Dwarf silent ]

Just like it's hard to keep my inner mad god silent?

Nyarlathotep, Sheogorath, Azathoth, Cthulhu... it don't matter.

DUDE, is it just me or does every mad god have a th in their name?

I can also prove everything leads back to five or Nyarlathotep. For example, Milanius is Serbian. The guy Nyarlathotep is based off of, Nikolai Tesla, is Serbian.

The mad god in my DnD campaign, Authriinbala, makes five kick-owl mad gods.

SEE I AM WINNER.

no, I mean


and, it's Nikola Tesla, dear [no I or J on the end]. Gah, my stomach.

Here's another that will blow your mind.

Milan has five letters in it. ZOMGWTFBBQCHIPS!

I are winner!

Just had to interrupt long enough to pass this along (hope I can get the image to load):



Makes me laugh everytime I see it. Anyway:

Vote Zarr!

Eh, I have no citizenship but still, Go Zarr '08 Eastern European Branch! Don't vote for lesser evil, Vote Complete and Utter Cluster[donkey_honk]!

[yes, that poster cracks me up each time, too, thanks Trey]

p.s.: BBQChips... mmmmmm *drools all over keyboard *

Well, my inner Egyptian bird goddess is actually Ma'at, who is the goddess of truth, justice and harmony. She was associated with the balance of things on earth:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x224/BrainRat/Maat.jpg

Since Zarr and Milanius seem to be engaged in some sort of competitive warfare, I attempted to find token gods for them as well. For Zarr, our feisty hunter of intelligent men = Sekhmet
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x224/BrainRat/Sekhmet.jpg

And for Milanius, our talented, chaotic 3D weaponsmith = Nun (noon)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x224/BrainRat/Nun.jpg

Hahaha, treygod, one of my MySpace buddies from my CIS class posted an image like that on my comments, only it has an anthro Cthulhu doin' da Nixon.

EXACTY Mil, and dayumn right.

I AM SEHKMET, HEAR ME ROAR!.... meow

Sexay! I concur.

"According to an ancient Egyptian creation myth, Nyn was the Waters of Chaos."
\o/ I HAS A BOAT!

"Row, Row, Row My Boat Gently Trough The Edges Of Chaos..."

You lack a bukt though, Mil.

:'(

>:D

*runs from the thread, crying bitter tears of Chaos & stuff*

[voice=Fez]Good Night! I said, GOOD NIGHT![/voice]

I is winner!

*Watches Milanius run off* Hmm...... *Goes back to writing* What would I be?

If you are pondering what Egyptian deity, it seems that Revan is very intimate with the darkness; so Osiris, god of the underworld would seem to suit. And since Osiris was clearly in the 'family of gods' he would definitely be a Lord God.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x224/BrainRat/Osiris.jpg

Is there a god who teases Ibis and tells all her secrets?

Well, that does it!!! When I read about the nice god of the floods, Hapy I thought of Pisces since he is aquatic too:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x224/BrainRat/Hapy.jpg Ah well, yer too skinny for a potbelly.

But now that you have reared up - as usual - and are making fun of me yet again; I realize that you have none other god than Seth, the evilest and troublecausingest of them all!!!
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x224/BrainRat/Seth.jpg

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On a totally unrelated note ... September 19th be International Speak Like a Pirate Day - SAAVY??

I'll shake yer timbers til they shiver to da bones, Pisces!! ARGGhhehheheh!!!

*Reads Seth's description, noting "Killing his brother Osiris" part* You suck, Pisces!

I claim this page and I claim Pisces' apparent suckage.

Zarr is war goddess and she has spoken.

Ah yes, I suck (but still better than Osiris obviously )

Ah, but Osiris didn't have billions of marines, legionnaires, APCs, super-sonic interceptors, starfighters, and capital-class warships. And neither did Seth, so Take It and EAT IT!!! (Yeah, it sounded good at least.)

Revan is much better than his Egyptian counterpart.

I hereby throw marshmellows at this thread.

Ow! Hey! Watch it! I'm trying to live here!

*gets hit in the head with a marshmellow, turns around angrily and returns* Ey! What the hell is this white, puffy thing?* What do I do with it?



*[note: I've never seen, let alone eaten a marshmellow in my life ]

Ah, for that reason I'm pretty sure you've been to a camp-out, pity. Ignores all the marshmellows and grabs a cheeseburger out of thin air. (All those reincarnation guys [Hindu and the like] would be cross with me.)